St. Louis Beacon: For Obama, Jefferson County represents the heart of the heartland
Does that mean he’s trying to score some crystal meth?
CNS: Pro-Life Harvard Prof Refuses Award from Notre Dame Because it is Honoring Obama
Sorry, CNS. April Fools Day was almost a month ago. It’s the part about a pro-life Harvard professor that gave it away.
LoS: With Swine Flu Cases Rising, Borders Are Tightened
Every country’s borders than ours. Sounds like our next export should be Janet Sap-olitano.
P-D: Ill. prosecutors weigh charges in boy’s death
Since the boy was crushed to death under the weight of a dump truck, I think “weighing” charges is a poor choice of words considering the circumstance.
P-D: Supreme Court keeps ‘fleeting expletives’ policy for now
I’m keeping my ‘frequent expletives’ policy for good, damn it.
P-D: Clay, Danforth sit together for PBS NewsHour panel here
As a native St. Louisian, I apologize to the rest of the country.
Slashdot: Competition Seeks Best Approaches To Detecting Plagiarism
Look at author of the work. If it looks like “Doris Kearns Goodwin,” that’s how you know it’s plagiarized.
Fresno Bee: Gang member accused of forcing son’s tattoo
Just getting him ready for the inevitable. Somebody’s gotta pick up the slack when daddy gets murdered or enhoosegowed this summer.
Politico: Website lets users rate Congress
It’s a waste of your time, because they won’t let you give grades any lower than F.
