CNS: Obama Seeks to Change Crack Sentences
A quarter century ago, the Obamas of the world wanted longer crack sentences because of the way crack was impacting the black community.
CNS: Obama’s Request to Cover Christian Symbol Reveals Country’s Move toward Socialism, Secularism, Congressman Says
Or it just means the non-Christian President and his non-Christian Chief of Staff hate Christians.
Jihad Watch: Fort Dix jihadists sentenced to life of prison da’wa
Won’t be their last experiences with “Dix.”
MOPNS: Can You Say Cluster F@*K!
Apparently, you can’t, but I can. Clusterinbev!
P-D: Madison County offers free bus passes to youths
In this age where “youth” in terms of childrens’ health care means anyone up to 30, the county’s gonna hand out a lot of free bus passes.
WPMT-Fox-43 Harrisburg, Penn.: Teen Arrested Wearing Only Underwear
If only he could have lost the underwear, he might have been the next star on COPS Naked.
CNS: Specter Ushers In a Brave New World
Though I wouldn’t attribute his actions to bravery.
Rasmussen: Pennsylvania Senate Primary: Toomey 51% Specter 30%
Fuggedabowdit, that whopping 30% just made itself a Democrat. No wonder why he flipped.
Jihad Watch: North Carolina jihadist: “Anyone with eyes can clearly see that this new disease is a curse from Allah upon America. The Mujahideen and those who support them continue to ask Allah to destroy America.”
A curse from Allah? Or something engineered in an AQ biowarfare lab?
P-D: President Barack Obama leaves Arnold, Mo.
Elvis has left the building.
P-D: Ill. lawmakers tell kids to play outdoors
Too bad some of the Illinois lawyers who make a living around the laws those lawmakers make don’t want kids to play outdoors because somebody might fall down and make a boo-boo and somebody’s parents will sue in earnest.
CNS: Obama Tells Americans, ‘Wash Your Hands’
We’re not all in the first grade, Barry.
USNAWR: Chicago Tests a Year-Round School Schedule
That way, they’ll be a failing school system for three more months out of the year.
PC Mag: Microsoft: We’re Still Not Making a Phone
And I’m still not buying a Microsoft Phone even if you did.
E!: Sex and the City Sequel: More Men on Board
Now to get more men to watch, female nagalogue needs to be reduced drastically.
