Yahoo Sports: Hockey Hall of Famer Lafleur could be sent to jail
He’ll be going into jail with a gay name, that’ll be a major hindrance in his attempt to preserve his anal integrity.
CNS: Chrysler Will Emerge from Bankruptcy ‘Stronger and More Competitive,’ Obama Says
Funny, I always thought that bankruptcy is where strong and competitive firms went to die.
CNS: Clinton-Era Appointee Dead in Apparent DC Suicide
Damn, the Clintons were two administrations ago, and their people are still mysteriously “committing suicide.” It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
P-D: Chuck E Cheese character groped breast, suit says
Her breasts might not have been touched. It was probably referred pain from her ears hurting.
P-D: Ill. classrooms could see more laptops
And then could see them mysteriously disappear and slowly be sold for drug money.
P-D: St. Louis public school students could get uniforms
Same dummies, different raiment.
P-D: 2008 voter turnout was most diverse ever
So much for our diversity is our strength, being as this “diverse” voter base gave us the pissiest pisswad President in American history.
CNS: Tony Bennett: Americans Should Support Anything Obama Wants
Left his heart in San Francisco, but picked up his mentality from there.
P-D: Lindenwood cyclist says coach kicked him off team after he confronted her about drinking
“Far be it from me to tell you that it’s not a good idea to ride a bike really fast while you’re drunk.”
Chicago Sun-Times: Michelle Obama’s cousin to lead Chicago Public Schools security
Nepotism on top of affirmative action — now that’s the Chicagograd way.
Fox News: Glossy Internet Magazine Targets Americans for Jihad Training
Because killing the crusaders looks so much more fun on slick full color pages.
Slashdot: Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force
Now I know what they mean by “off we go into the wild blue yonder” — it’s XP’s default theme.
Take Two: Slashdot: Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force
“Dear China. Please crack me, pretty please??? Signed, USAF.”
Dan Stein: SPLC Seeks to Raise Money Using Discredited DHS Intel Report
Why shouldn’t the SPLC raise money based on the reports they themselves wrote? They do it all the time.
NPI: Good Luck High School Graduates! Obama Plans To Import 138,000 Workers A Month To Take Your Jobs
You’re next course of action? Go for another useless piece of paper four years from now.
