SEMO: New Guard site at Wappapello to provide urban operations training
Urban street fighting in Southeast Missouri? I can see the briefing now. “You’re mission is to liberate 500 pounds of pit roasted pulled pork barbecue in Dexter, Hayti and Steele.”
V-Dare: RNC’s Michael Steele – How’s that spelled, again?
S-T-U-P-I-D.
Jihad Watch: Italy: 60% of mosques “run by fanatical imams”
CBS News can now project that Fanatical Imams will now run Italian Islam.
CNS: Gov’t Lists Pika as Endangered Species, Blames Climate Change
Meaning that Pikachu from Pokemon is the last of its kind.
CNS: Same-Sex Marriage Not a Priority for House Democrats, Pelosi Says
It doesn’t have to be. They’ve got the judiciary doing it for them.
CNS: ‘Gay Day’ Bill Passes California Senate Committee
In contrast, San Francisco’s heterosexuals are pushing “straight day,” the one day out of 365 they can publicly celebrate their orientation.
CNS: Obama Is Welcome to Attend National Catholic Prayer Breakfast
Don’t think he’s going.
CNS: Obama’s National Day of Prayer Proclamation Mentions God Only Once
I’m glad to hear that he’s easing away from the narcissism.
CNS: Congressmen to Introduce Bill Recognizing Nation’s Judeo-Christian Heritage
You’re not getting the President’s signature unless you throw Islam in.
CNS: Conservatives in Congress Split on ‘American Idol’ vs. PBS
So, that’s what conservatism has come down to?
CNS: Gingrich, Bloomberg, Sharpton Call Education Reform ‘Civil Rights Issue of 21st Century’
It’ll work out as well as the Civil Rights Issues of the 20th Century.
CNS: Worst Fiscal Year for Toyota
Then again, they could be GM.
Jihad Watch: Taliban to Pope Benedict XVI: Stop Christian evangelism, or else
Or else we’ll sick Obama on you.
And that’s a trillion of a currency that’s actually worth something.
USNAWR: Los Angeles Looks at Firing Teachers
No don’t. If you start firing incompetent NEA members, imagine the precedent it’ll set.
AP: FDA: Kids at risk from testosterone gel
On the other hand, when you’re 12-year old can bench press 300 and nobody stops him every time he gets the football, you might not see it as much of a risk.
AP: Top flu expert warns of a swine flu-bird flu mix
Oh if only this news came two months ago. Imagine the Made-For-TV movie ABC could have made for sweeps week.
AFP: Doh! Simpsons get ’stamp’ of approval
Cartoon characters get a stamp. German Americans are still waiting on a stamp, even as half of America’s whites have at least one German-American grandparent.
Reuters: Officials order man to pay 50-cent debt
If he doesn’t pay, he’ll have to work it off with a five-minute jail sentence.
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