AP: Schwarzenegger says he’s heard voters’ anger
You mean he caused voters’ anger.
Slashdot: Hard Drive With Clinton-Era Data Missing From Nat’l Archives
The data is useless — All those women are a decade or more older and most have probably changed phone numbers. No big deal.
P-D: City election board accuses 50 of fraud: Corrupt or careless?
That’s not the funny part. The funny part’s gonna be when the cops have to dig them up from their graves and read them their rights.
P-D: Illinois lawmakers may focus speed-cams on the MLK Bridge
How the hell can you speed on a a bridge with 3-foot wide lanes?
CNS: Liberal Speakers Dominate 2009 Commencements Across America
Such ground breaking journalism, there — That liberal academia would prefer liberal speakers is something I would have never figured.
KSDK: Teens likely to struggle finding summer jobs
Thanks to all our “guest workers.”
P-D: Bismarck blames weather, economy for calling off Freedom Fest
Also to blame is a general lack of freedom.
Cutting back on carbon is only for the little people, as Leona Helmsley might say.
Malkin: Obama channels John Kerry
After he decided against channeling John Kerry. (Don’t forget that channeling John Kerry only works if you’re wearing flip flops.)
P-D: Man stabbed in fight over can of green beans
It’s gotta be white. No way that blacks would fight with deadly weapons over vegetables.
P-D: Survey finds surge in independent voters
Or, to put it more accurately, a surge of people who have too much dignity to be in the same boat with Michael Steal (sic) and Colon Bowel.
CSM: Nigeria: So much more than scam artists
There are also jihadists, poverty, disease pandemics and Obama wall paintings.
