This Is What Happens When You’re In Arrears to a Drug Gang

KSDK:

2 gunmen abduct 3-year-old boy from SoCal home

SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. (AP) — A 3-year-old boy was kidnapped by two gunmen who broke into his family’s home, tied up his mother and her five children, robbed the house and left with the child, authorities said.

The California Highway Patrol issued an Amber Alert late Sunday for 3-year-old Briant Rodriguez, about nine hours after he was taken from his San Bernardino home.

The men, each carrying a handgun, burst through the front door of the home, tied up the family, then ransacked the house and stole money and property, Sheriff’s spokeswoman Cindy Beavers said.

The men then left with Briant, telling the still-bound mother and four other children not to call police.

One of the children freed himself then untied the rest of the family, Beavers said. Beavers did not know the ages of the rest of the children but said she believed Briant was the youngest.

The mother told investigators she did not know the two men, one estimated to be 18 years old, the other 24.

“We have no idea why they took the child,” Beavers said. “They were strangers to the whole family.”

Yes you do.  You owe a lot of money to MS-13 for their having provided you with substances.  Or something like that.  Your boy is collateral.

Let the Music Play, and Play and Play and Play and Play…

Macworld:

Little firm offers big iPod hard drive upgrades

These days, if you want the highest capacity iPod available, you’ll have to settle for a 120GB iPod classic. For a while, Apple did offer a 160GB model, but they discontinued it in September 2008. So what are users with more than 120GB of media to do?

Finish listening to all of it first.  For by the time you’ve finished listening to the 20,000+ songs that 120GB can hold, you’ll be sick of music.

Lost Dog

Have you seen this dog?  He disappeared from his home about two months ago, and hasn’t been seen there or anywhere else since.  Should you find him, please call his owner, Jon Arbuckle, at (999) 527-2462 (LASAGNA).

I Want a Sunday Kind of Headline

Yahoo Sports:  Hockey Hall of Famer Lafleur could be sent to jail

He’ll be going into jail with a gay name, that’ll be a major hindrance in his attempt to preserve his anal integrity.

CNS:  Chrysler Will Emerge from Bankruptcy ‘Stronger and More Competitive,’ Obama Says

Funny, I always thought that bankruptcy is where strong and competitive firms went to die.

CNS:  Clinton-Era Appointee Dead in Apparent DC Suicide

Damn, the Clintons were two administrations ago, and their people are still mysteriously “committing suicide.”  It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

P-D:  Chuck E Cheese character groped breast, suit says

Her breasts might not have been touched.  It was probably referred pain from her ears hurting.

P-D:  Ill. classrooms could see more laptops

And then could see them mysteriously disappear and slowly be sold for drug money.

P-D:  St. Louis public school students could get uniforms

Same dummies, different raiment.

P-D:  2008 voter turnout was most diverse ever

So much for our diversity is our strength, being as this “diverse” voter base gave us the pissiest pisswad President in American history.

CNS:  Tony Bennett: Americans Should Support Anything Obama Wants

Left his heart in San Francisco, but picked up his mentality from there.

P-D:  Lindenwood cyclist says coach kicked him off team after he confronted her about drinking

“Far be it from me to tell you that it’s not a good idea to ride a bike really fast while you’re drunk.”

Chicago Sun-Times:  Michelle Obama’s cousin to lead Chicago Public Schools security

Nepotism on top of affirmative action — now that’s the Chicagograd way.

Fox News:  Glossy Internet Magazine Targets Americans for Jihad Training

Because killing the crusaders looks so much more fun on slick full color pages.

Slashdot:  Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force

Now I know what they mean by “off we go into the wild blue yonder” — it’s XP’s default theme.

Take Two:  Slashdot:  Microsoft Releases Super-Secure XP to US Air Force

“Dear China.  Please crack me, pretty please???  Signed, USAF.”

Dan Stein:  SPLC Seeks to Raise Money Using Discredited DHS Intel Report

Why shouldn’t the SPLC raise money based on the reports they themselves wrote?  They do it all the time.

NPI:  Good Luck High School Graduates! Obama Plans To Import 138,000 Workers A Month To Take Your Jobs

You’re next course of action?  Go for another useless piece of paper four years from now.

Sunday Wrap-Up

(1)  A greenie/leftie candidate for Mayor of Austin, Texas pwns St. Louis in a YouTube campaign ad:

Yet, not one word about the reason why St. Louis City might be a ghost town in parts.  No way, too taboo, especially for a lefty.  What is the “Austin Model,” anyway?  Gay sex orgies in public?

(2)  The “swine flu” running around may not have ever been circulating in pigs.  It seems like the current troublesome strain is actually a hybrid of two different strains of swine flu, that pigs on the opposite ends of the earth have.  Now, who would have the ability to extract influenza virii from two different pig subspecies on opposite sides of the world, then fuse them together?  “Swine flu,” rhymes with AQ.

(3)  Speaking of AQ, it looks like they used the simplest of modern-day technology to communicate with each other.  Meaning that any clever NSA plans to track them are all for naught.  We’ll have to beat AQ the good ole fashioned way, as politically incorrect and unegalitarian as it may be.

No Blogging Today or Tomorrow

Except for this blog post :)  Your ever-loving blogmeister has some important business to get done.