Michael Savage: Biden to cops: Sotomayor ‘has your back’
Speechwriter for Biden: Do a better job at proofreading. You must have accidentally typed “has” when you meant “stabs.”
CNS: ‘American Idol’s’ Adam Lambert Admits He Is Homosexual, Used Drugs
I sense a lawsuit.
Well fine. He’ll be free and clear once he gets to Allah. In the meantime, his ass belongs to Uncle Sam.
KTVI: Law Hopes To Help Men Who Are Not Biological Fathers
A subsection of the new law allocates funds to create the antimatter Maury Povich.
AP: Geithner: No caps on pay for corporate executives
On the other hand, they’ll have to pay taxes on those high salaries.
CSM: US high school graduation rate climbs to 69.2 percent
“Graduating from high school,” i.e. you have a pulse and attended school more often than not.
Reuters: U.N. powers agree on draft North Korea sanctions
You want to run an unchallenged dictatorship? Have the U.N. pass sanctions against you. That way, there will never be any challenges to your authority.
Politico: Coach Obama: Shape up now
But when he says “drop and give me twenty,” he doesn’t mean pushups. IRS don’t accept pushups.
Business Weak: Oxford’s Said: Admissions Q&A
List your first name as Deshawntavious or Shaniqua, and complain in your essay about white racism that is one or more (preferably more) of the following four: Institutional, Structural, Systemic or Systematic.
AFP: Bee Gees singer lends voice to copyright fight
Robin Gibb worrying about people downloading Bee Gees songs instead of buying them is about as silly as worrying about a rainout in the Sahara Desert.
AFP: New Orleans mayor released from China quarantine
How’s that make you feel, New Orleans? They Mayor you just had to elect, China doesn’t even want
