CNS: Lawyer Found Sleeping in Trash Can
That’s where many lawyers belong.
Malkin: Next: A Fatherhood Czar?
Which will conflict with Obama’s fatherhood prevention program, i.e. his Abortion Czar.
LiveScience: Dad: More than Just a Guy with Sperm
In certain places, a dad is much more — he’ll pitch in for the cost of the first box of diapers.
WBBM-AM Chicago: Nude hiking buffs prepare for summer
While out in the wild, remember not to bite into any fruits while they’re still raw.
The Onion: Area Man Maps Out Drinking Strategy
No bar left behind.
P-D: Indicted billionaire turns himself in
He’ll have the biggest comissary account in the whole jail, and will, for awhile, be able to buy off potential boyfriends.
St. Joseph (Mo.) News-Press: This is Chiefs’ country
Moronica For Morons.
Jerusalem Post: ‘6% see US administration as pro-Israel’
I think Hitler’s approval rating among German Jews was like 8%.
KSDK: Blues re-sign Tkachuk to one-year deal
Part of his new contract is that he’s going to have to spend $250 to buy a vowel.
NPR: Two Women Campaign For NOW Presidency
When are we finally going to see an end to the age of sexism so that a man can be NOW’s President? Hope and change, don’t you know.
CSM: Nigeria’s lesson for America: civil service
But will they believe our e-mails stating that a billionaire’s fortune has been sequestered and we need them to send us $10,000 to help unlock it?
