WBBM-CBS-2 Chicagograd: Six Men Shot Dead In 24 Hours In Chicago
Sounds to me like Chicago’s thugs wasted 18 perfectly good hours.
AP: AP source: Guard to seek volunteers for border
Unlike the real border volunteers, the Obama Border Brownshirts will hand pamphlets to our new illegal arrivals to teach them how to say “me immigrant you racist I sue ACLU.”
Arch City Chronicle: Palin trashed by members of McCain’s campaign team in Vanity Fair
And you wonder why he lost. With Repugnicans like that, who needs the Democrats?
CNS: Ford Analyst Says June May Be Best Month for ‘09
Of course, Ford is the only American car company not yet Obama-owned.
Alex Jones: Bernanke Threatens Economic Collapse If Fed Audited
Correction: Bernanke threatens to collapse the economy because Ron Paul showed him up.
NPI: Anarchists worked with terrorists
Again with the redundancy.
P-D: Local teens get a chance to demonstrate their texting and driving skills
Hopefully not at the same time.
Slashdot: 13-Year-Old Trades iPod For a Walkman For a Week
I don’t know which was more shocking to the boy: That there is such thing as audio media that moves, or that the implication of listening to music through headphones is that you should walk.
WSIL: Praying to Save Social Services
While you’re on the line to God, ask Him for a good economy with good jobs so that people don’t need as much social services.
AFP: The daily grind: Sex for a week boosts sperm quality
“Yes, dear, we gotta fuck again tonight. You’re interested in my sperm health, aren’t you?”
Reuters: In U.S. scandals, wives don’t stand by their men
There was one notable exception. She didn’t have much problem with her husband standing in front of his kneeled-down intern.
Financial Times: Insight: Protectionism comes knocking
For pete’s sake, open the door!
AP: Wall-to-wall media coverage of Jackson receding
And while you were inundated with Michael Jackson coverage, the U.S. House voted to fuck you up the ass with “cap and tax,” Senate Democrats want you to wait 15 years to get your toothache taken care of, and President Obama sent the message that his leaving the White House in 2013 or 2017 won’t be so peaceful.
