WTVD-ABC-11 Raleigh-Durham: Tiger [Woods] takes dig at Yankee Stadium ticket prices
A guy who made almost $100 million last year can’t afford Yankee tickets. That’s how you know they’re expensive.
CNS: Woman Calls Fire Department Because TV Station Airs Burning Fireplace
She must have never seen The Yule Log.
Jihad Watch: Canadian Arab Federation exec: “F— Canada Day”
If I were the RCMP, I’d have them on the first plane to Crapistan, eh?
P-D: Used car wholesaler sentenced for dodging taxes
Newsflash: Used car salesman did something dishonest.
P-D: S. Carolina first lady is willing to forgive
Don’t breathe easy just yet or ever, Mark. They might forgive, but they don’t forget.
John Lott: Colin Powell worries that Obama is expanding government too much
Bumper sticker on the back of Colin Powell’s car: “Blame Me. I Voted Obama.”
P-D: When push comes to shove: [Maxine] Waters still has that Vashon verve
David Obey found out that the “Vashon verve” is a good strong right-hand sucker punch.
Fox News: Cynthia McKinney Remains Imprisoned in Israel After Gaza-Bound Boat Is Seized
If you weren’t pro-Israel before, you are now.
Daily Mail: Schools bar parents from sports day… to keep out paedophiles
Who knew that “parent” and “pedophile” meant the same thing?
KSDK: Chicago police fatally shoot 16-year-old boy
Me: KSDK, AP trying to provoke a black riot.
Jihad Watch: Muslim youths shout abuse, throw rocks at gay man in…Minneapolis
Their punishment will be to have to jump into a lake, they’ll have 10,000 to choose from.
WordPress Official Blog: [July Is] National Blog Posting Month
Oh boy, I’m just waiting to see which month will soon be National Tweeting Month.
London Sunday Times: Bernard Madoff hires help to survive hard time
For what? It’s not like he’s ever going to get out.
P-D: Bush engages lively crowd during Oklahoma speech
The only way an Oklahoma crowd is lively and engaged is if you blurt out “Hook ‘em Horns” in the middle of your speech.
