Houston Chronicle: Suspected drug boss ‘taunting’ feds – Fugitive wanted here is living the good life in Mexico, authorities say
All he needed to make were about three sales in order to have enough money to afford the Mexican good life.
UK Telegraph: Muslim who justified killing British troops back at Treasury
I’m sure his hate earned him a promotion.
UK Telegraph: New era of council [public--ed.] house-building proposed by [Tory Party]
I have a better idea — reduce the demand for public housing.
San Francisco Chronicle: Tiburon may install license plate cameras
Let me translate this for you: Hypocrite white liberals don’t want any of San Francisco’s diversity.
New York Post: CITY’S $5.5M PAYOUT TO INJURED CRACKHEAD
That $5.5 million is going to buy a lot of crack.
P-D: Obama makes Arch project, Metro East connection, a “priority” — sets 2015 deadline, will “move heaven and earth” to finish sooner
Now he’s interested in the St. Louis Arch. According to himself, he never even saw the Arch with his own eyes until a few days after he won the Democrat nomination for U.S. Senate in the state that is directly east of said Arch.
UK Independent: Student hoax wins magazine’s top prize
Egg on my face: I said that Jayson Blair would never get another journalism job ever again.
CNS: Zogby Poll: Most Americans Want Strengths and Weaknesses of Darwinism Taught In Schools
I can start out with a weakness — how does one “evolve” wings?
P-D: On All-Star eve, McKenna says he regrets McGwire Highway
Yeah and I bet about 175,000 Jefferson Countians are regretting their State Senator.
WSJ: What Detroit Can Learn From Silicon Valley
I don’t want Detroit to learn anything from H-1B Valley.
New York Post: CORZINE CONSIDERS ‘APPRENTICE’ WINNER FOR RUNNING MATE
If you’re gonna run with Jon Corzine, you’re not just gonna run, you’re gonna fly.
Take Two: New York Post: CORZINE CONSIDERS ‘APPRENTICE’ WINNER FOR RUNNING MATE
Funny, because it just might be Jon Corzine being told “you’re fired” this November.
Alex Jones: Egypt Calls for Establishing New World Order to Overcome Crises
The last time Egypt ran the world, the Jews were none too happy.
P-D: Shannon bash caps big day downtown
Mike Shannon is 70 now? Hell, he sounds like he’s been 70 for the last twenty years.
KSDK: Lake Saint Louis in top 10 of “Best Places to Live” list
Not for long. I never remember any place that’s chosen as the “best place to live” ever repeating on that list. Wonder why.
AP: Budget deficit tops $1 trillion for first time
I was alive when the national debt went over $1 trillion, and I’m not old. That’s the scary part.
AP: Sotomayor vows impartiality if confirmed to court
Don’t get your hopes up. Remember everything we were promised about the man she is replacing?
LiveScience: Cats Do Control Humans, Study Finds
As we speak, cats are starting a website called LOLhumans.
AP: NAACP to use latest technology to fight racism
Sorry, guys. Retro chrome spinning wheels and a 1000-watt subwoofer aren’t technology, they’re tacky.
News-a-Rama: Review: 3′s [Almost] the Charm in Latest ‘Ice Age’ Entry
Enjoy it while you can, because Scrat might not be in IA4. You see, Scrat and Fox Studios are in a contract dispute; they pay him in acorns.