CNN: Goldman Sachs scores big in latest quarter
This is what happens when you’re the official investment house of the Democrat Party.
CNS: Sotomayor: ‘I Have Friends Who Hunt’
Some of my best friends are black. You buyin that, too?
Take Two: Sotomayor: ‘I Have Friends Who Hunt’
By “hunt,” she means about five Manhattan yuppies that go to their Long Island weekend homes with air rifles. They spend five minutes chasing around turtles while armed with the rifles, and then spend the rest of the weekend drinking.
Schlafly: How New Taxes Will Be Hidden
The taxes might be hidden, you’ll have less money nonetheless.
KTVT-CBS-11 DFW: American Flag Burned Outside Dallas Home, Again
I wonder how many Mexican flags are being mysteriously burned.
LA Times: Barack Obama’s teleprompter dies; trusted speech aid was barely 2
It will lie in state in the Capitol rotunda and then be buried at Arlington National Cemetery. Posthumous Purple Heart to come later.
AP: UK health booklet’s message: Teen sex can be fun
Unlike middle aged adult sex, which is just plain boring.
New York Post: MADOFF ARRIVES AT NORTH CAROLINA PRISON
Now it’s going to be a matter of the luck of the draw. Does he hit snake eyes and get Jonathan Pollard for a cellmate, or does he crap out and get the Blind Sheik?
James Edwards: Michael Steele: We’ll bring blacks to the GOP with fried chicken
It’ll take watermelon to get them to stay, and 40-ouncers to get their lifetime loyalty.
P-D: Ex-Mizzou football player sentenced to 5 years
No pic, but he’s gotta be white and rural. Who else would steal a bag full of fishing tackles?