Yahoo Sports: Bills WR Owens wants NFL to reinstate Michael Vick
The irony is that if TO and Vick were ever on the same team, crybaby TO would never get the ball and then start crying about it.
CNS: Bernanke Tells Citizens He Had to ‘Hold My Nose’ Over Bailouts
He doesn’t want to smell his own shit.
Rush Limbaugh: Moyers, Paragon of Virtue: Rush Incites “Riots in the Public Mind”
Oh no, both of Moyers’s viewers might think less of Rush.
CNS: China’s State-Run Television Beams ‘News’ Programs to Arab Countries
Though there aren’t too many people in this world that can speak and read both Mandarin and Arabic, that news show will have more viewers than Bill Moyers.
Readin? We don’t need no muthafuckin readin.
P-D: Belleville man gets 10 years for trying to blow up his wife
Sounds like the kind of marriage that was already a prison sentence for both of them.
P-D: El-Amin, brother prepare for weekly radio show on WGNU
I remember when WGNU had a lot of good weekly radio shows. But Chuck Norman had the audacity to die on us.
Slashdot: English DJ Claims Wi-Fi Allergy
Lucky for him it’s not a vinyl allergy.
Slashdot: Are Women Getting More Beautiful?
Yeahbut, the higher number of beautiful women don’t think I’m getting any more handsome.
P-D: Bill Gates Remembers 1979
The computers of 1979 ran 1979’s Microsoft software just as slowly as the computers of today run today’s Microsoft software.
Drudge: DON’T GO THERE: DEMS EYE 10% TAX ON BOTOX, COSMETIC SURGERY
It’s Uncle Sam’s way of recouping Nancy Pelosi’s and John Kerry’s salaries.
AP: Penn St. takes top party school title in survey
Ask their head football coach, he could give you a good oral history about the evolution of parties in the last century.
AP: US Vice President Biden hits nerve in Russia
Don’t take it too personally, Russia. Biden hits everybody’s nerves.
AFP: China web users ‘outnumber US population’
The difference is that China’s 338 million web users aren’t free. America’s 305 million people are free, for the most part.
Macworld: WD ships 1TB mobile hard drive
The number of porn videos you can keep on your laptop has just doubled.
