Jihad Watch: Virginia Islamic school valedictorian gets life sentence for plotting to assassinate Bush
The main reason why he was valedictorian is because he got an A on his senior thesis, “My Plan to Assassinate the Infidel Crusader President.”
KSDK: Firefighting robots debut in London
Don’t bring them to New Haven, Connecticut, or Sonie the Phony will whine about the disparate impact they have on black and Hispanic wannabe firefighters.
WSIL: Giannoulias Kicks Off Senate Campaign In Marion
I hope you enjoyed him today, Southern Illinois. Cause his Greek ass won’t go south of Joliet again for the next year and a half.
AP: Analysis: Poverty, graft behind Nigeria violence
Violence, graft behind Nigeria poverty. That’s more like it.
Yahoo Sports: AP Source: GM to end sponsorship of Buick Open
Wouldn’t it be funny if Toyota became the new sponsor of the Buick Open?
CNS: 3,000 Burros Will Deliver Ballots for Afghanistan’s Presidential Election
At this rate, burros will be called upon to deliver ballots along gravel roads for Michigan’s next big election.
CNS: Obama’s Science Czar Said a Born Baby ‘Will Ultimately Develop Into a Human Being’
Don’t you know? A Jewish fetus doesn’t truly become human until it graduates from law school.
