Big Hollywood: Lonewolf Diaries: Arresting Black People is Racist, You Pigs!
And not arresting them and the resulting crime wave in black communities will also be racist, us pigs. So it looks like us pigs are stuck between bacon and a ham hock.
NYP: JOAN RIVERS EVENS THE SCORE WITH JAY LENO
How? By going on Letterman and showing off her non-funny style of comedy?
Urban Review St. Louis: Why Does the Board of Aldermen Need a Summer Vacation?
Don’t look this gift horse in the mouth. As far as I am concerned, they can take a summer, fall, winter and spring break.
McClatchy: Taliban trained teens as suicide bombers, Pakistan authorities say
Among the other rumored plots the Pakistanis uncovered are plans to ram airplanes into New York skyscrapers.
AP: Police: SC man charged with having sex with horse
As they led him off in cuffs, he yelled out “Equus Bonus Est!”
AFP: US Senators target driving-while-texting
But won’t target pontificating while drunk, especially if it has to start in a committee with Ted Kennedy or Kit Bond.
AP: Broadway musical version of ‘9 to 5′ set to close
How symbolic, people who act in a musical that portrays people having real jobs are, just like so many people who had real jobs, losing their jobs.
Reuters: Fed job approval rating lower than IRS?
Maybe so, but at least neither one of them are Congress.
