SEMO: Commission votes to pursue application of federal courthouse
So you’re telling me that Cape Girardeau would pay money to buy something they don’t want Larry Rice to have? Come to think of it, so would I.
AP: AP sources: Govt to suspend ‘cash for clunkers’
The program turned out to be the real lemon.
AP: Convicted murderer spends years hiding in caves
Now that he’s been caught, he’ll be trading in his three colds and stone for three hots and a cot.
P-D: Beer summit surmounts tension
It was a lot of brew-haha over nothing.
P-D: Gates, Crowley agree to keep talking
Gates’s failure to stop talking is what got him in this mess to begin with.
P-D: Robert Lowery Jr. heads to Washington for new job
Take your old man with you and stay out.
Debbie Schlussel: OUTRAGE: U.S. Removes “United States” Border Sign b/c It Might Offend Terrorists
They just moved it northward in order to comply with truth in advertising laws.
AP: New GI Bill sending veterans to school this fall
They’re going to be in for a real learning experience. For example, they’re about to find out that they’re all a bunch of murderers and crusader infidiels.
AP: Amazon sued over Kindle deletion of Orwell books
Indeed, censorship is freedom.
AP: Cuba shuts factories, cuts energy to save economy
I’m not buying it. The only country dumb enough to think that shutting down factories and cutting energy usage is the way to save the economy is the United States.
Reuters: U.S. recession pains minorities, but hope persists
NPR: At School, Lower Expectations Of Dominican Kids
How narrow minded of us soft bigots not to expect low IQ mulatto Caribbean kids all to become nuclear physicists.
AP: Suspicious bag outside Harpo Studios is harmless
Suspicious hag inside Harpo Studios is not harmless.
AP: Mich. man jailed for assault during Monopoly game
Wanted Park Avenue and Boardwalk, and got the Graybar Hotel. Bond is set at 10 hotels and a thimble.
