Fun With the Irrational

5 08 2009

UK Telegraph:  Birdwatchers ‘having sex in hides’

The news came out a few days ago that one in five Americans are birdwatchers.  Now we know why.


UK Telegraph:  More than 100 children a day convicted of criminal offences

I have a theory:  Because more than 100 children a day are committing criminal offences.


V-Dare:  The Sierra Club Racially Disparages Its Mostly White Membership

Then don’t allow any more whites to join the Sierra Club.  We’ll see how long the SC lasts after that.

P-D:  Gov. Jay Nixon gets salute from Boy Scouts

Will Jay Nixon ever be able to live down his links to notorious right-wing homophobic paramilitary units?  This news isn’t going to go over very well in Buggeryville.


John Lott:  California reduce its prison population by 25 percent


Good, I’m glad to hear that Californians are 25 percent better behaved.

CNS:  As Clinton Heads Home With Freed Americans, Questions Surround His Visit to North Korea

We won’t have an answer for nine months.

CNS:  TV Ad Urges Brazilians to Pee in Shower

I’m sure that the small percentage of Brazilians whose tin shacks have running water will take heed.


KSDK:  Web rant of fitness club killer claimed he hadn’t had sex in 19 years

I can just see the ad campaign that comes out of this:  Stop the Violence, Make a Fist.

AP:  Obama says Indiana ‘factories coming back to life’

The fast food joints did open this morning.


AP:  Iowa 911 call center becomes first to accept texts

It’ll be just their luck that they outsource this call center to Bangalore, and the txtmsg responses will be in Hindi.


AP:  President and first lady make best dressed list

Put out by which magazine, Potato Sack Weekly?


Reuters:  Paula Abdul quits “American Idol,” giving no reason


Just like everything Paula Abdul does, there’s no reason.

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