P-D: Obama holds Islamic dinner
I hope he waited until after sunset to start eating, otherwise Allah is going to be mad.
KSDK: Device allows women to go to the bathroom standing up
FINALLY!!!! The seat can stay up for good.
UK Telegraph: Say a prayer before sex
I hope to God (the Viagra I bought from a Vietnamese pharmacy isn’t fake/She’s really a woman/Her husband doesn’t get too angry/She only has one orgasm/The cops stay away from this ridge/She doesn’t have inflated expectations due to her affair with a younger guy/She’s never heard that YMCA shower racial joke/The people directly underneath us are deaf/She’s really 18/I have enough money/We can do it with her on top)
CNS: Parade of Despots Heading For New York
Doesn’t New York have enough despots of its own without having to import any?
CNS: Homeland Security’s Goal: Allow 70 percent of Bad Guys Through Ports of Entry
Yeah yeah, that’s not how they do it on TV.
CNS: U.S. Fares Poorly in Child Welfare Survey, Paris-Based Watchdog Says
It’s just France’s revenge for the crap we call French bread, French dressing and Freedom fries.
CNS: Hand sanitizer is given to Metro riders
I’ve ridden St. Louis’s public transit a few times in my day, and from what I can tell, some riders should get that and decontamination showers.
National Examiner: What does the Disney/Marvel merger really mean?
Superman and Uncle Remus do a crossover.
Kansas City Star: Federal officials praise Green Impact Zone in KC’s urban core
NAACP sues for too many greens and not enough blacks.
Voice of America: ‘Sesame Street’ to Combat Swine Flu
They will not be joined by Oscar, who will be getting his very first bath, or the Warner Brother’s Porky Pig.
