Give the Germans at least one thing: Their colossal subprime mortgage debacle is going to be more efficient than ours.
Northern Territory (Australia) News: Dog given parking ticket
The next time he gets a moving violation, the car will go to the impound, and the driver will go to the pound.
CNS: Massachusetts Considers Naming Landmarks for Sen. Kennedy
It’s too bad that everything in MA is already named for Jack or Bobby.
CNS: Republican Lawmaker Says Obama’s Back-to-School Address Is Attempt to Spread Socialism to Schools
I’m sure the President will accomplish what the public schools they already attend has not.
John Lott: Why are public school students being asked to help President Obama?
Because the private and homeschooled students are too smart.
CNS: ‘Third-Rate’ Charter Schools Should Be Closed, Education Secretary Says
That’s a relief for those of you who run second-rate charter schools.
CNS: Biden Claims Stimulus Working Faster Than Hoped
How low were their hopes to begin with?
CofCC: Obama Advisor: Time to get “Uppitty.”
Wait until I get a chance to put him “downitty.”
Breitbart: Van Jones: Only ‘Suburban White Kids’ Shoot Up Schools
As opposed to urban black kids, who shoot up any place else other than schools.
James Edwards: Black congresswoman praises Fidel Castro and Che Guevara
She musn’t read often, if at all.
LoS: Gordon Brown faces a hammering
Too bad it’s not Nick Griffin holding the hammer.
LoS: Congressional Favorability at 24-Year Low
You mean Congress found a way to sink under 0%?
P-D: College football is about to start, again with few black coaches
Cue the violins.
Slashdot: Sending Astronauts On a One-Way Trip To Mars
Don’t waste any perfectly good astronauts. Send Sheila Jackson-Lee so she can find the flag we planted there a long time ago.
Slashdot: Attractive Women Make Men Temporarily Stupid
As opposed to wives, who don’t make men temporarily stupid but do have you check in your balls after the honeymoon.
WBBM-AM Chicago: Caught with a gun, five days in jail
This from the city that brought you misdemeanor murdering cops.
The Onion: Haiti Makes Bid For 2216 Olympics
Its bid might be affected by Zimbabwe’s push for 2212. The IOC doesn’t seem to like holding the Games in third world dumps consecutively.
