Take a Hint: Headlines.

5 10 2009

NYT:  Report Says Iran Has Data to Make Bomb

And the world’s astrophysicists have the data to make a wormhole.  It’s getting the energy that’s the big hangup.

SEMO:  Safety assessment points to changes needed on U.S. 51 in Illinois

Have you ever seen a study that recommends that a road be made more dangerous?


KFVS on Twitter:  One thing the St. Louis Rams do not have is a quarterback controversy.

In order to have a quarterback controversy, you have to have a quarterback to begin with.

AP:  BET founder mimics Va. gov candidate’s speech

The only recourse the candidate has left is to do the last month of the campaign in Ebonics.

CNS:  NAACP Spearheads Prison Vote Drive in Maine

Imagine what this could have done for Andy Dufresne and Red Redding.

CNS:  Obama Pitches Health Care Plan in Front of Doctors

Go ahead, Obama.  Pitch your health care plan in front of proctologist.  Here’s a hint:  You won’t be looking at the proctologist.

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