For Every Tuesday Election Euphoria, There’s a Wednesday Hangover

AP:  La. justice quits after interracial wed flap

In other words, the left wing mounted a campaign of assassinationist vitriol and hate against a judge.  Because we all know that criticizing the rulings of a judge is the same as wanting to assassinate him or her.  Right?

CNS:  Pelosi’s Health Care Bill Would Regulate Snack Machines at Estimated Cost of $56 Million the First Year

Get ready for the $7 bag of vending machine Doritos.  (Hint:  You get 50 times the amount of chips for half the price if you go to a supermarket.)

CNS:  Republican Chris Christie Plans to ‘Turn Trenton Upside Down’

But he’ll leave Newark, Atlantic City, Camden, Passaic, Upper Saddle River and Point Pleasant right side up.  (I was also considering a House pun, or a takeoff of “Trenton Makes The World Takes,” but House is fictional, and Trenton’s only manufacturing these days is handcuffs.)

UK Telegraph:  Child support investigators get new spying powers – Spying powers designed to combat terrorism and serious crime are to be used to track down absent fathers who do not pay for child support.

Boys and girls, this is what they mean by “anarcho-tyranny.”

KC Star:  Taxing yoga and Pilates

Finally, we found a tax that libs won’t like.  Maybe we can use this money to fund S-CHIP and give smokers back their buck a pack.

CNS:  Group urges CW stations not to air ‘Gossip Girl’

That would otherwise be a pock mark on the CW’s otherwise wholesome, family oriented prime time lineup.