Friday Headline Clearance

11 12 2009

NYP:  Of all of Tiger’s gals, who’d you rather?

I’d test his sense of consistency by doing his wife, as long as there are no golf clubs near Tiger’s kitchen table.


CNS:  SC Gov. Sanford Wants to Reconcile with First Lady

I wish I would have predicted at the first of the year that Tiger Woods and Mark Sanford had something in common.

UK Telegraph:  Factory worker offered 15p pay rise after being racially abused

It’s a hoax.  What gave it away is the notion that there’s a factory in England.  That’s about as funny as a factory in America.


P-D:  Storm heads out to sea

And why does a newspaper in a city hundreds of miles from any shoreline care?


LA Times:  U.S. teens ignore laws against texting while driving

The solution is obvious:  Pass a law that prohibits teens from ignoring laws prohibiting TWD.

SEMO:  Area school district to try no homework policy

I’d like to try a no homework policy of my own.  No homework?  Then there will be tight integration between my foot and your ass.





Second Amendment News

11 12 2009

From unlikely places.

(1)  Fresno County, Calif.’s sheriff, a woman, is going to start issuing CCW permits more often.  CA’s CCW law is “may issue,” meaning that county sheriffs can accept or deny permits arbitrarily, up to a point.  What this means is that it’s all but impossible for a qualified individual to get one in LA County, but all but guaranteed to get one in most rural counties.  Sheriff Margaret Mims is going to push Fresno County from harder to easier.

(2)  Maine’s Attorney General, and one of two of the state’s Congressman, both Democrats, plus both of its RINO U.S. Senators, are asking SCOTUS to apply the Heller decision to states and localities.  I approve of what they’re doing, but they didn’t need to ask — Antonin Scalia’s majority decision in Heller didn’t use the excuse that D.C. was wrong b/c it was a Federal territory, which I worried that SCOTUS would do to weasel out of a big precedent-making decision.  Those four politicians should be leaning on any recalcitrant areas within their own state/district to comply.  I suppose what they want are for SCOTUS to put cities like Chicago and New York under consent decrees, in order to make them comply, instead of their pretending to comply for outward consumption, but dicking around so much that they’re really not complying.





Two Minutes Longing

11 12 2009

Given a hypothetical Presidential race between Barack Obama and George W. Bush held now, Obama would only beat Bush with a 50-44 margin.

On January 20, 2009, at 11:59 AM, I wanted Bush gone.  By 12:01 PM, I wanted him back.





Whoa Nelly

11 12 2009

Lives in Wildwood.  Which tells you how much he thinks of his own people, that he would move as far away from them and do it as fast as possible when he gets two nickels to rub together.  Even though his first real big hit’s video showed a lot of St. Louis near-ghetto scenes.

Presumably, he moved to Wildwood to escape black crime.  But it didn’t escape him.





Francis Slay, WTF?

10 12 2009

Ibid. bitches that MO has no criminal provisions for possessing a firearm while committing a crime, and obviously wants the General Assembly to enact such a provision.  Though since they were already committing a crime, charging them with a criminal offense for what they did shouldn’t be a problem.  Also, MO does have various Armed Criminal Action felonies.

Whey does Slay want this?  I have two theories, one bad and one good for our side.

First, the bad.

(1)  Slay, a CCW opponent, wants to give the Circuit Attorney’s office (i.e. Jennifer “The Truth Squader” Joyce, also anti-CCW) an excuse to charge anyone legally carrying concealed that happens to commit a minor infraction, where the gun had nothing to do with the infraction.  For instance, Slay might order the SLPD to check if anyone who they write a jaywalking or spitting-on-the-sidewalk ticket to if they’re carrying concealed (legally), and if they are, the arrest them, and Joyce will charge them with possessing a gun while “committing a crime.”  That way, Slay, Joyce and the anti-gun nuts can gloat about “all those criminals” in St. Louis City having CCW permits, in attempt to get MO and other states to repeal CCW.

Now, the good.

(2)  Black jury nullification has gotten so bad in St. Louis City, and even getting past that, black or white liberal judges in the St. Louis Circuit hand out such ridiculously lenient punishments for certain violent crimes (20% of first time armed robbers in the city get no prison time), that Slay wants this extra state law so that Joyce’s office will have a bargaining tool against black criminal suspects, i.e. plead guilty to the underlying crime and accept at least some time in state prison and we’ll drop the extra charge of possessing a gun while committing a crime.  That at least would get them into state prison and away from the safe hands of black jurors.  Though charging someone with both armed robbery and possessing a gun while committing an armed robbery seems redundant.

Maybe it’s a little of both.





Around Southeast Missouri

10 12 2009

It was an unusually active day for news in SEMO.

(1)  Someone dropped a $500 gold coin at a SalvArm red kettle at a Sam’s Club in Cape.  With the price of gold these days, it must have been a really tiny coin.

(2)  How does the Dunklin County major case squad get involved in a crime committed in Butler County?
(3)  A manager at the Sonic in Dexter was caught cooking more than burgers inside the restaurant.  I’ll give you a hint — had he not been caught, that Sonic would soon be offering burgers that ages your coronary artery system AND your face by 10 years per serving.

It’s just as well anyway.  You don’t go to Dexter to eat at Sonic, you go to Dexter to eat at Dexter BBQ and the Dexter Queen.





Good, It’ll Keep the Kennedys Out of Missouri

10 12 2009

Governor Nixon wants the General Assembly to pass a DWI reform package, which would cover up many existing loopholes which allow DWIers to avoid due and proper punishment.

Loopholes which only exist because of the presence certain brewery purchased by InBev last year, and the head of a conservative organization based in the state who demands that we “just have to get used to people driving drunk.”





And If Your Yankee Government Provided Viagra Causes You to Have an Erection Lasing Longer Than Six Hours, Call Your ObamaCare Physician Immediately to Schedule an Emergency Visit a Month From Now.

9 12 2009

P-D:  Assistant coach is accused in sex case

Imagine all the tail the head coach got.


Yahoo Sports:  Peter Gammons leaving ESPN for MLB Network

His career isn’t over yet, so I still think it was premature to put him on the $20 bill.


CNS:  Democrats Liken Federally Funded Viagra to Federally Funded Abortion

Where is there Federally funded Viagra?  It’s not any of the Yankee government’s responsibility to help old men get it up.


CNS:  Hoyer Opposes Tax on Financial Transactions Because It Isn’t Globally Coordinated Yet

I don’t need any global excuse to oppose an tax, and I’m not the House Majority Leader.

CNS:  Transportation Secretary Boasts That He Has Already Spent Most of His Department’s $48 Billion in Stimulus Money

48 gigabucks gets you four minor construction projects lasting 10 years apiece in Illinois.


CNS:  Share Jerusalem With the Palestinians, European Union [Read: Germany -- Ed.] Tells Israel

And just why are there a lot of Jews in the Near East?  What did they escape in the 1940s?  I think it had to do with a certain country not sharing.

AP:  Obama using grab-bag approach to fight recession

Don’t say “grab bag,” that’s probably a double entendre for some sick sex act that a half dozen of Obama’s czars want to teach first graders about.





Prophetic Date

9 12 2009

In 1910, a New York newspaper predicted that burglars of the future would use aviation to land on roofs as part of their theft conspiracies.  In other words, they were worried about people who were up to no good using airplanes.

It was September 11, 1910.





I Understand

9 12 2009



CNS
:

NJ Fugitive Worked for Homeland Security in Georgia

Newark, N.J. (AP) – Prosecutors don’t understand how a fugitive wanted in New Jersey worked for the Homeland Security Department in Georgia despite a nationwide alert for her arrest.

Tahaya Buchanan was sought on a 2007 indictment on charges of staging the theft of her Range Rover.

(snip)

Buchanan pleaded guilty to one charge of insurance fraud on Monday and faces three months probation.

I’m not some prosecutor with a law degree, just some schmuck in schmuckville, flyover country.  But I understand why this NJ fugitive could work for HLS.

The Federal government is almost nothing more than an employment agency for black women.  Black women run many Federal agencies’ personnel/HR departments.  You think they’re actually gonna do a background check on any “sistah” that waltzes in and wants a job?  Unless they don’t like each other for some reason.  “Lawdy, lawdy, Miss Scarlett, I don’t know nuttin’ ’bout no background check.”





Arne Duncan’s Running the Edumacation Department

9 12 2009

Meanwhile, his big math-and-science push in the CPS turns out to be a big expensive flop.  Emphasis on expensive.





“A Load of Crap” — Just Another Way of Saying “Politics”

9 12 2009

Tony Blair’s once-upon-a-time Deputy Prime Minister drops the C-bomb on the 1997 election season triangulatory strategery of calling his party “New Labour.”  It was purely a monkey see monkey do after the same Dick Morris dreamed up strategy worked for Bill Clinton’s attempt to win a second Presidential term the previous year.

It might well be “crap,” Mr. Prescott, but it was three-time winning crap, making Blair the longest serving Labour Party PM in a very long time.  In Clinton’s case, he was the first Democrat President to serve full multiple terms since FDR.  The real “crap” were the Tories and Republicans (respectively) that “competed” with Blair and Clinton.

Don’t like crap?  Stay away from politics, simple as that.





Done Deal

9 12 2009

P-D:

Talks about Chinese hub in STL shift to a dinner in DC

WASHINGTON — With the necessary funding to promote a Chinese cargo hub in St. Louis all-but-secured, the sales pitch continues.

Members of Missouri’s congressional delegation and Gov. Jay Nixon will break bread tomorrow night in Washington with Zhou Wenzhong, the Chinese ambassador to the U.S., as they try to persuade China to invest in a cargo export station in St. Louis.

Those scheduled to take part include both Missouri senators, Democrat Claire McCaskill and Republican Christopher “Kit” Bond, as well as Democratic Reps. Russ Carnahan and William “Lacy” Clay, and Republicans Todd Akin and Blaine Luetkemeyer.

St. Louis already has a hub for Chinese goods.  In fact, St. Louis has about a dozen of them.

Wal*Mart.





GASP~!

8 12 2009

WHITE running back among the five Heisman finalists. (Pinch yourself — It’s not a dream.)  And he’s got a better than otherwise chance to win, because neither Tebow nor McCoy have exactly litt’ it up this season, and that what’s-his-face from Nebraska was only invited because they needed a defensive player in NYC to allay criticism that the Heisman is only a QB/RB award — his only real great game was versus Texas this past Saturday, otherwise he was good not great versus the weak Big 12 North.





As the Golf Ball Turns — Coming Soon to All Channels

8 12 2009

KSDK:  Man found dead in Quik Trip restroom on Gravois in St. Louis

At least they now have enough meat to make Hotzis for the next three months.

NYP:  911 call for Tiger Woods’ mother-in-law released

FGS, Tiger.  She’s your WIFE’s mother!  And you can’t even keep it in your pants around HER?


NYDN:  ‘As the World Turns’ to end next September; CBS daytime soap folds after 54 years on the air

Don’t fear.  We’ve got ‘As the Golf Ball Turns’ to tide us over until Albert Pujols drops a bad ‘roid test.

KSDK:  Pitcher Brad Penny to sign one-year deal with Cards pending a physical

Presumably, he cost far more than his name.

P-D:  State looks to close Wellston schools, merge students into Normandy

That’s like going from the frying pan to the fire.

P-D:  Judge sends dog fighting ring to prison

I didn’t know that prisons allowed dog fighting rings.

Big Government:  Was Democrats’ Health Care Strategy Written in Federal Prison?

If so, then we’ll have come full circle when the first ObamaCare dissident is sent to Federal prison.

Front Page Mag:  Obama for World President? – by David Gutmann

The Clintons want it, but Obama gets it.  Sound familiar?

PJB:  Why Import Workers Now?

For cheap labor now.


Joplin Globe:  In our view: Toughen uninsured driver laws

Wait’ll the racial lobbies representing southwest Missouri’s fast growing minority group get a whiff of that.  Can the Joplin Globe handle accusations of racism and profiling?  More than that, do they have any Spanish translators?

KSDK:  AC St. Louis will begin play next April in newly formed NASL

It’ll be St. Louis’s 85th professional soccer team in 25 years.  I still have St. Louis Steamers periphenlia, if you can believe it.

Mayor Slay:  Arch Grounds Competition Announced

There have been just about as many Archgrounds renovation plans in my lifetime as there have been professional soccer teams in STL.





Rundown of the Rest

8 12 2009

Of today’s shit.

(1)  Someone’s breaking into cars parked outside the K-Mart in Dogtown and stealing paid merchandise.  That might be bad, but the trouble is that even if they’ve done a year’s worth of stealing, they haven’t stolen enough to cross Missouri’s $750 felony stealing threshold.

(2)  Slop hawks STL’s Citizen Service line, because he says that city residents can help the SLPD bag criminals.  Except almost all of those criminals in the city will have something politically incorrect in common, so don’t be so quick to call the city to report black crime — YOU might be the one they arrest.

(3)  Metherson County wants the state to knock psuedo/ephed up to prescription status, to combat meth labs.  That’s just what we need — another reason to close down the last few trailer park labs so that the meth addicts can buy from Hispanic gangs.  If MO and Meth County are to have meth addicts, I would far rather have them get less potent varieties from trailer park outfits than strong shit from Mexican gangs, who will surely “settle” into Arnold and Hillsboro to “serve” their “customers.”

(4)  TSA accidentaly lets loose of a confidential how-to manual, so now the terroristial boogie woogies now know how to slip past the affirmative action wand-waving black women that the Yankee government likes to hire.  Which makes the sticky floor Greyhound bus really attractive right about now.

As it is, I have thought all along that the extra airport security post 9/11 has always been for naught a little bit — The next time they hit is, it’s going to come in some way we’re not looking for, and will be a total surprise to us when they do it.

(5)  China won’t enforce any Glow-Bull (Not) Warming or carbon reduction treaties.  Who’s the moron who thought they would?  The MSM and Yankee government are full of morons.

Even if China would enforce any such treaties, it would be a moot point anyway, because China is a low pollution country in terms of CO2 per person.  China has a lot of CO2 and other sorts of pollution, but the bottom part of the fraction is 1.3 billion.

(6)  Club Limey:  260 British life sentence murderers are “doing time,” such as it is, in prisons with no walls or fences.  Meanwhile, 260+ murder victims are still doing time in underground pine boxes.  What’s wrong with this picture?  Answer:  PC.





Dan Galvin to Star in “Highway 40: The Musical”

8 12 2009

RICHMOND HEIGHTS, Mo.  (FNN)  –  Dan Galvin, the Chief Spokesman of Gateway Construction, and the very face of nine miles of new concrete and bridges in central St. Louis City and central St. Louis County, announced today that he would be starring in a new Broadway musical about the reconstruction of Interstate 64/Highway 40 over the last several years.  Tentatively titled Highway 40: The Musical, it will premier at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis next September, and run there for two months before relocating to New York City for an approximately 24-year Broadway stint.

The announcement was made this morning at the temporary porta-potty farm in suburban St. Louis, constructed by Gateway for the reconstruction project, that will soon be dismantled.  Several of the porta-potties will remain in St. Louis, to be used as stage props for Highway 40: The Musical.  Galvin and famed Broadway producer Ken Davenport announced that 40 will feature an all-star cast including Cher, Zac Efron and Lindsay Lohan.   To symbolize the MoDOT project’s compliance with minority contractor and worker mandates, 40 also feature Usher, Chris Brown, Brian McKnight and Keith Sweat as highway workers.  Tiger Woods will also have a cameo, playing a St. Louis TV news media reporter who succumbs to the stress of having to stand in front of a camera and behind road construction, by cheating on his wife.  Michael Buble will write, compose, produce and sing the original score for the musical.

“Wow, I thought I had to work hard over these last 23 months,” Galvin said a the porta-potty press conference.  “I suppose my reward for two years of hard work is going to be another 24 of hard work.”

Ed Hassinger, current MoDOT head, presented Davenport with a cubic foot of certified MoDOT road concrete as a present.  However, according to both he and Davenport, that concrete will only be usable during the musical’s St. Louis run, as a certain criminal enterprise has the concrete market fully cornered in New York City.  “We’re gonna try to get Gothamers out to a musical about a highway a thousand miles away from them, so we don’t want those certain troubles that come from using concrete that isn’t profitable for people with the right last names.”

According to the Schlafly Beer Book of Useless Facts For People With No Lives, there has not yet been a Broadway musical to portray a highway construction project.





To Cooperstown

8 12 2009

It takes me back to the days when men were men, when baseball players stole bases, and when Cardinal fans drew big red circles on their calendars around the Mets games.

Unfortunately, it also takes me back to the days when the whole team didn’t hit 61 home runs, when a bad turn on that sponge they played on in lieu of grass meant a season-ending ankle injury, and when a certain umpire couldn’t see an obvious out at first base.





Lions and Tigers and Bears Getting Along, Oh My!

7 12 2009

NYP:  NYC testing out quiet buses

How about quiet passengers?


KFVS:  Sikeston police to set up traffic checkpoints over next few weeks

They’re looking to catch former State House speakers in the middle of a felony.

UK Telegraph:  Tiger, lion and bear form unusual friendship

Did Woods get two other mistresses?

Take Two:  UK Telegraph:  Tiger, lion and bear form unusual friendship

That’s a shame, because us animal documentary lovers have always had this orgasmic fantasy of a tiger and grizzley bear duking it out.

CNS:  No Christmas Trees at Global Warming Conference — And Other Copenhagen Snippets

That’s too bad, because we need a few billion trees to suck up all the CO2 that envirohypocrites will burn to get there and while there.

P-D:  1 drug to be used in Ohio execution

And I’m supposed to care for what reason………….?

SIL:  Sesser to begin its own traffic court

While driving around in Sesser, remember not to blow by its traffic light.





“Tea Party” — A Double Entendre?

7 12 2009

No, I don’t mean in that scrot-sucking sense of the pervert left.

If the Tea Party were a real political party, it would beat the Republocrats.





Rotton Rod’s Requiem

7 12 2009

He and his reparations butt buddy Taliban El-Amin might soon share something else in common — A felony sheet.





The Twelve Days of Copenhagen

7 12 2009

On the first day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
The world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the second day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the third day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the fourth day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the fifth day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the sixth day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Six ivory keyboards
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the seventh day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Seven slavish journ’lists
Six ivory keyboards
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the eighth day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Eight Al Gore gas bills
Seven slavish journ’lists
Six ivory keyboards
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the ninth day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Nine Swedish blonde hoes
Eight Al Gore gas bills
Seven slavish journ’lists
Six ivory keyboards
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the tenth day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Ten years to live
Nine Swedish blonde hoes
Eight Al Gore gas bills
Seven slavish journ’lists
Six ivory keyboards
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the eleventh day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Eleven Leer Jets humming
Ten years to live
Nine Swedish blonde hoes
Eight Al Gore gas bills
Seven slavish journ’lists
Six ivory keyboards
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

On the twelfth day of Copenhagen the UN gave to me
Twelve private limos
Eleven Leer Jets humming
Ten years to live
Nine Swedish blonde hoes
Eight Al Gore gas bills
Seven slavish journ’lists
Six ivory keyboards
Five clear cut acres…
Four turbo Mustangs
Three fur coats
Two McMansions
And the world’s biggest flat screen TV.

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The Carmageddon That Wasn’t

6 12 2009

Why wasn’t the two year shutdown of Highway 40 in St. Louis City and County, last year 170 to Ballas, this year Kingshighway to 170, the disaster that many predicted?

I think the reason is twofold:  (1)  The bad economy has meant less traffic overall, especially during rush hour, and (2)  St. Louisans knew that there would be bad times in central St. Louis City and County, so they edged back on their rude habits accordingly.  Had the shutdown happened without warning, things would have been much worse.

In a book about the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995, the book entitled Oklahoma City:  Day One, by an OKC native (name escapes me) and sold on the Bill Cooper show, there is a section about the late afternoon and evening after the bombing.  It said that the city is normally known as “Zoom City,” where you have to go 10 over the speed limit in order not to get run over, and drivers are rather impatient and rude.  (Aside from the speed, that describes St. Louis drivers.)  The morning of April 19, when the bombing actually occurred, was sunny in OKC, but by the time evening rush came, light rain moved in.  People were doing the speed limit on their way home, and being courteous by slowing down to let people merge onto freeways.

That’s what partly happened in St. Louis — people were courteous because the knew of the inconvenience.  And therefore, traffic flowed better than it otherwise would have on popular alternate routes.

Now, will these habits continue when 40 opens tomorrow morning?  I doubt it.

I predicted right before the beginning of this year that the eastern closure would be significantly more painful than the western closure of 2008.  There will be a big bonk when I review my predictions after Christmas.

I was able to go to the party today, but I don’t own a bike, so I had to join the people on foot on the westbound lanes, bikes got to use the eastbound lanes, but either group got to go both ways within their section.  I won’t be able to drive the new stretch until I’m back in STL next weekend, but I was able to see it on foot.  I’ve already driven the western half that opened almost a year ago.

Question for MoDOT:  Why didn’t you use FHWA Clearview on the signs?  All the new signage is still in the decades old Freeway Gothic font.  Even a DOT like Illinois, slow as it is, and mostly ignorant of Southern Illinois as it is, has done all its new signage south of Springfield in Clearview.

I found a few other sign goofs and minor issues that I’ll mull over with a MoDOT official in St. Louis I was on good speaking terms with about 5-10 years ago.  They’re too estoeric for a medium like this.

I’ve been following this project ever since MoDOT announced it in 1999, and not long after that, they put the original plans online.  They were more ambitious than the plans eventually adopted, because the failure of a sales/gas tax referendum in MO in 2004 caused MoDOT to do some budget cuts, and they scaled back some of their plans for the 40 reconstruction.  Here are some of the differences between what they originally planned and what we really got:

(1)  There was supposed to be a west-facing half diamond (WB on, EB off) at Sarah St., just east of Kingshighway, to complement the existing east-facing (EB on, WB off) half-diamond at Boyle.  It would have been an alternate entrance into the BJC/WU Med complex to/from the west, to take a little volume off of Kingshighway.  It was taken out.

(2)  Kingshighway’s new interchange is as originally planned, a SPUI.

(3)  The SPUI at Hampton is as originally planned, including the extra ramp from WB 40 to Oakland Avenue just east of Hampton, around the old Channel 2 studios.  That was put there to compensate for the always planned and eventual elimination of the west-facing half diamond at Oakland just east of McCausland.  However, one of the original options for this area involved grade-separating Oakland Ave and Hampton Ave, i.e. have Oakland go under Hampton, to eliminate the stoplight on Hampton before 40.  That part was taken out.  The roundabout north of the interchange was always planned.

(4)  Clayton/Skinker and McCausland are as they were originally designed, though the original plans called for 5 lanes per side on 40 between Hampton and Clayton/Skinker, then 4 lanes per side from there to McCausland, then down to 3 per side after McCausland.  To make a smaller overpass for Tamm, that was cut back to 4 per side from Hampton to C/S, then 3 per side from there further west.

(5)  There were never any plans to add main travel lanes beyond its original 3 per side between C/S and 170, save the slight exception above.  All that was needed was to add auxiliary lanes.  Traffic in that portion was only bad because of the old interchange designs and lack of aux lanes, and because 40 west of 170 also only had 3 lanes per side.  It was always in the plans to add another through lane west of 170 to match the 4 lanes per side west of Ballas to 270, but there were never going to be any more than 4 lanes per side.

(6)  Big Bend was supposed to be a SPUI, tied into the west-facing half-diamond at Bellevue by either braided ramps or C/D roads.  Those were changed to make Big Bend a regular diamond, tied into Bellevue with C/D roads, though the WB slip ramp from Bellevue to 40 was eliminated and you have to sit at the light at Big Bend to get onto WB 40.  (However, there is so much space between the barriers between Bellevue and Big Bend that I can easily see some dickhead trying to sneak onto WB 40 from Bellevue before they get to BB.)  The interchange at Laclede Station, just east of Hanley, was always supposed to be eliminated.  There was one plan to eliminate the half-interchange (EB off, WB on) at Bellevue, but it was kept because it’s a more direct route for emergency vehicles from the west to get to St. Mary’s Hospital along Clayton Road.  (The Clayton/Skinker exit serves it from the east.)

Before the renovation, you couldn’t access Big Bend from EB 40 directly, nor enter WB 40 from Big Bend.  An inconvenience which caused a friend’s sister a lot of time and gas when she drove to STL from Milwaukee about ten years ago.  She somehow ended up in Cedar Hill after getting confused for the lack of an offramp from EB 40 to Big Bend — how in the HELL you end up in southern Jefferson County for a lack of concrete in central St. Louis County is beyond me, and it was beyond her :)

(7)  The biggest cost-saving cuts were made in the 170/Hanley/Brentwood region.  It’s too complicated to describe here in full, but the original plans called for C/D road and slip ramp interconnected SPUIs at both Hanley and Brentwood, with connections to the WB 40 to NB 170 and SB 170 to EB 40 flyover ramps to both their respective C/D roads.  Add to that a new off-ramp from SB 170 to the Galleria Parkway (old Hoover Lane.)  Part of that I think was because St. Louis County was toying around with re-doing Hanley at Eager with short tunnels, and making Hanley an expressway from 40 south to Laclede Station.  STLCO I think tabled that, and money issues forced MoDOT to scale this area way back.  What we will have are double diamonds at Hanley and Brentwood, connected to each other with C/Ds, but no slip ramps, meaning you have to use one exit for both Hanley and Brentwood in either direction of 40.  (Even under the original plans, you would have had to use the same exit for H or B, though you wouldn’t have had to sit at a light if you wanted the road further from you.)  The 170 semi-directional T remains, with flyovers, but only the northern C/D road has a direct connection to 170, but not the southern C/D road.  The new offramp from 170 to Galleria Pkwy was taken out, and they compensated for that with a circle-around ramp from SB 170 to NB Brentwood at 170′s end, using the northern C/D between H and B..  The NB 170 to Galleria Pkwy and Galleria Pkwy to SB 170 ramps were always supposed to be eliminated.

Before the renovation, you couldn’t access NB 170 from EB 40 — You had to get off at Brentwood, turn left, then right at Galleria Pkwy, then north at 170.

(8)  McKnight was not altered.  It was always supposed to be, and is now, a diamond.  That’s what it was in its old configuration.  The overpass was rebuilt;  It was on one of those several Art Deco overpasses.

(9)  The only alteration made at Clayton/Warson was that plans to move the ramp to EB 40 along the south outer road westward to about where the Racquet Club is, instead of where it was at the end of the outer road where it turns into Log Cabin Drive and residential Ladue, was eliminated.  The ramp still is where it originally was.  Part of the reason why the whole western half was closed at once in 2008 was that the original overpass for 40 over Clayton/Warson was all in one piece, and had to be removed in one piece, so both side of the highway would have to have been closed anyway.

(10)  Lindbergh was always supposed to be a SPUI.  One of the original designs wanted to grade separate Lindbergh from Clayton road, near the Schnucks, to the south of the SPUI.  That didn’t happen.

(11)  Spoede is as it was planned, that set of offset roundabouts with the outer roads.

The original thought that it would be a 6-year project with no persistent closures.  Until the 2004 statewide defeat of a gas/sales tax for roads, the time jogged between 4 and 6 years.  After the tax failed, they claimed that it might take 16 years.  Then wholesale year-long closures were brought up, and with that, the project only needed 2 years and 8 months — remember, the project started in April 2007, but the western half closure didn’t occur for 8 months because all they did from April 07 to January 08 was start in on the flyover ramps at 170 and the Tamm overpass.  Technically, the project has another six months to go, until July 2010, but most of that will be polish and landscaping.

Even with the alterations forced by 2004 budget cuts, and even if St. Louisans return to their rude driving habits, the new design is going to work a lot better, and result in fewer traffic jams along that stretch.  Even though the new overpasses will be high enough (16.5 feet) for massive tracker trailers to use the new stretch (they could not before; see the Art Deco link above), they can’t use 40 as a route through St. Louis because there are still some low overpasses between Kingshighway and Downtown.

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Even though a lot of the designs were scaled back, I could easily see in the near future that MoDOT could bring them back in sorts.  For instance, the Kingshighway SPUI could be retrofitted as a SPUI/F (SPUI with frontage roads) to sorta provide the half-diamond at Taylor Avenue, to provide the extra entrance at BJC/WU Med taken out when the Sarah Ave half-interchange was deleted.  The diamond at McCausland could be made relatively free-flow with two roundabouts.  It wouldn’t take too much money to grade separate Oakland Ave from Hampton.  Big Bend could be made a SPUI if they can add on to the overpass, or a DDI (diverging diamond) if they didn’t, just add a slip ramp back onto 40 so that Bellevue traffic can avoid it.  Convert the two diamonds at Hanley and Brentwood to SPUI/Fs.  Create a slip ramp from the SB 170 to EB 40 flyover to access the south C/D road between Brentwood and Hanley.  Roundabouts to replace stoplights at McKnight.  And when the signs need replacing, do them in Clearview.





Sunday Wrap-Up

6 12 2009

(1)  Guess who was right in the middle of Turnergate — I’ll give you a hint:  Hal Turner is a NJ resident, and NJ just elected a new Governor, and said Governor might be mistaken for the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man if he wore the wrong kind of hat.

(2)  Three white and presumably homosexual men were assaulted early Saturday morning after having left a, shall we say, alcoholic establishment of alternate orientation, that’s on Manchester between Vandeventer and Kingshighway.  And the assumption, and subsequent reaction, is that the crime was an anti-homosexual hate crime.  I think it was a hate crime, but probably was not anti-homosexual — They’re not giving us description(s) of the suspect(s), racial or otherwise.  That means the doers are black, and while it is possible they uttered anti-homosexual slurs in the process of their crime, the real motivation is anti-white, not orientation.

(3)  President Obama is said to be taking cues from Tiger Woods?  That could mean either one of two things:  Michelle is about to be replaced, or Barack is playing golf while Afghanistan and the American economy burn.  Note:  President Bush gave up golf in 2003, when we went into Iraq.

(4)  Speaking of the American economy burning, the unemployment rate was slightly down this month over last, mainly because so many unemployed people stopped looking for work that they’re not officially counted as people anymore by the unemployment bureaucrats.  But of the few jobs actually created in the month, most went to either black women or Hispanics.  That means government, quasi-government, or government-funded private make-work.

(5)  I don’t know which side to be mad at:  I could be mad at SEMO’s administration for not wanting toy guns on campus, but I could also be mad at young adult men wanting to play an overglorified game of cops and robbers, as if they got to 8 years old and then stopped.

(6)  U.S. Surgeon General wants more “minorities” to take up medicine.  Except she defines “minority” as ONLY black or Hispanic, not Indian (i.e. from India) or other East or South Asian, who, thanks to H-1B visas, are an ever increasing share of America’s physicians and specialists.  They’re just as much racial minorities as blacks and Hispanics are.

(7)  Kinda hard to be a good terrorist when you’re stuck in a burqua all the time.  BTW, this story isn’t that new, because one Jody Weis is quoted as an FBI special agent.  Weis (“J-Fed” — Second City Cop) has been Chicago’s Police Chief for almost two years now.

(8)  The Defense and Education departments have a joint program where exiting Service members can transition to teaching in public schools.  Are they allowed to bring the military’s discipline methods into the classroom?  If so, that’s certainly what some classrooms need.

(10)  There was a new USS Missouri commissioned this weekend.  It will be an attack sub.  One thing we know for sure — on some days, the interior of the sub will have to be both heated and air conditioned at various parts of the day.  Commanders won’t trust their subordinates at face value — they’ll want to be showed the plans.  For protein, there will be a mosquito breeding room on board, and to feed the mosquitoes, there will be a hydroponic mini-lab to grow ragweed.  Crews positioned at extreme ends of the sub will constantly battle with each other, ensuring that no person from either end will ever be able to command the sub, though the only person anyone will pay attention to is that dork near the bottom playing a fiddle.  And the only time everyone will agree on anything is that they’re not aboard the USS Kansas.

BTW, I’m surprised that President Obama is allowing this sub to be called Missouri.  After all, he’s uncomfortable with victory, b/c it conjures up images of emperors descending from the top of a hill to get on battleships like the USS Missouri to sign a murtha treaty.

(11)  In This Our Obama Time:  Black gangs in Denver are so brazen and brash that they admit to police investigators that they’re specifically targeting whites to beat up for initiation.  Furthermore, they deliberately did the crimes in front of surveillance cameras, becuase they wanted to be seen.  (Hello, Chicago and London.)    Now, let’s see the prosecutors in Denver squirm out of pressing hate crimes riders for a lack of evidence, which is their usual canard, i.e. they’re not bothering to look for the evidence which would take about five minutes to get.

And a few headlines.

P-D:  [Roy] Blunt: GOP needs to make sure minorities know our message

Then you better take out all words more than two syllables, all phrases or sentences in the passive voice, all paragraphs past the first, and use the grammar checker to make sure its grade level is under 3.


CNS:  The Apocalypse, Space Aliens, Vampires and Unbiased Journalists

George Noory has found three of four.

Hogtown Front:  Young Canadians can’t find work, so why does Ottawa continue to bring in so many immigrants?

You’ve answered your own question.


KTVI:  Chance Of Snow Excites Many St. Louisans

And it’ll give the St. Louis TV news media something to talk about non-stop for the next 36 hours, and it’ll give everyone else a reason to flood Schnucks, Shop N Save and Dierbergs to stock up on the necessities lest the half-inch debilitates us.


USNAWR:  Was Huckabee’s Maurice Clemmons Clemency Faith Based?

I can just imagine God reading this:  “Oh no, don’t you DARE pin this one on me!”

WTOP-FM Washington D.C.:  Cluck of a find: Chicken filled with cocaine

Now that chickens aren’t safe for hiding drugs anymore, the next course of action will be to cut holes in watermelons.


KFVS:  Prosecutors to seek death penalty for West Frankfort murder suspect

I don’t have to click the article to know that the suspects are white.  How do I know?  Because an Illinois State’s Attorney wouldn’t try to put any black people in the death house.





Education in the News

4 12 2009

(1)  A bill will be filed in the Missouri General Assembly to lower the mandatory age to start school from 7 to 6.  Dana Loesch is handling this on the attack on homeschoolers angle, but what I find curious is that if this bill passes, it will probably end the practice of parents “redshirting” their sons, i.e. having them start KG a year later than they otherwise would so that they’ll be a year older in high school, and therefore have an advantage in sports over their year younger peers.

(2)  I did not know that it was illegal for British schools to educate their students.  But evidently, some are in trouble for teaching its students material for an advanced standardized test during lunch.  I think race and racial equality has something to do with it, if I had to guess.

(3)  Hopester about to write/bounce a 3.5 gigabuck check to Arne Duncan so that he can turn around the 5,000 worst public schools within five years.  How about using those 3.5 gigabucks to help the students in the 5,000 best schools become better?  Remember, if Thomas Edison spent more time and money on light bulb designs that didn’t work than ones that did work, we’d still be in the dark today.

(4)  At least one Chicago public high school, and probably more, gives out free breakfast to all students, even if they’re not on the free/reduced meal program, and they make them eat the food even if they’ve already eaten at home.  Except they’re not eating most of their food — they’re converting the breakfast stuffs into weapons against police and school security guards.





Everything Else in the News

4 12 2009

(1)  If you give the French a chance, they’ll tell you what they really think of their country’s minorities.  I could also add, Le Pen Prezz-E-daunt!!!

(2)  British parents are being advised not to buy toy guns for their children, because the toys look too much like the real thing.

Answer:  Paint the toy guns yellow.

That wasn’t hard now, was it?  That means that Britain won’t do the easy and obvious thing, and do something complicated and big brotherish.

(3)  The House has made permanent an inheritance tax on estates larger than $3.5 million.  What that means is that since the Rockefuckers have trust funds, their estates are never taxed.  But if you’re some upper middle class household who got to be a little successful in life, the Rockefuckers are having the Yankee government tax your estate so you can’t get as rich as them.

BTW, if I were fabulously wealthy, the estate tax or trusts wouldn’t matter to be, because I wouldn’t will my wealth to any children of mine.  The reason is that if I had kids and were rich, they would have never known hardship and struggle, nor know what it is like actually to have to work for a living.  Dropping a billion in their laps as young adults, and they’d use it to do a lot of dippy liberal or pseudo-conservative elitist shit.

(4)  Those bandwidth caps that big ISPs are establishing like hotcakes?  Turns out that there’s really no such thing as a bandwith hog, which is the excuse they use.  Then again, I already knew that that was a bromide, because I knew whose backs the big ISPs are scratching when they put up bandwidth caps.  Or worse, the ISP and an RIAA or MPAA affiliated record label or movie studio is under the same corporate roof.

(5)  It says here that a criminal suspect will be given a “mental health evaluation” before he goes off to the county hoosegow.  WTF is that all about?  Are the cops/jail wardens/prosecutors trying to give his defense lawyers a ready made excuse right off the bat?  You know how that is, if you want to play a round of golf against Tiger Woods, he would be gracious enough to let you use your long-established handicap to make it a quasi-fair fight.

(6)  This sounds all so familiar:

Hitler officials step up monitoring of Jews

BERLIN –  The Hitler administration in recent weeks has stepped up its monitoring of Jewish construction projects in eastern Berlin, Munich and Dusseldorf, WND has learned.

That’s not what the article actually says, but it’ll be panic time when Obama wants to paint Stars of David on the fronts of Jewish business with “Juden” underneath.

(7)  Ron Paul’s Victory — Various politicians from the left and right in the House and Senate, and leaders of and activists representing both liberal and conservative groups, academics and bloggers, want to tell Benny Boy Bye Bye.





Kill OBiLL

3 12 2009

It’s fiction.  Your Commander-in-Chief, the one with three Arab names, won’t allow you to do it in real life.

KSDK:  FDIC says St. Louis area has highest percentage of “unbanked African-Americans”

If I didn’t know what the FDIC was, then I would think “unbanked” is some fad slang for some freaky sex act.

MTV:  50 Cent And Val Kilmer Announce New Movie, ‘The Gun’

Because Val Kilmer is no longer anywhere near the “Top.”  And the last thing Fiddy needs is to be around any more guns.


UK Telegraph:  Men over 60 happier at work than women

That’s because a 30-year old woman coworker is far more likely to find the 60-year old man attractive than vice versa.

CNS:  Abortion Is a ‘God-Given Right,’ Liberal Leader Declares

Will that God give me the right to rob a bank?  I’ll sign up for that religion.

CNS:  California Junior High Principal Apologizes For Not Warning Parents About Pro-Homosexual Program for 8th Graders

Why bother?  The parents know full well that their kids have already been taught about homosexual sex for the seven school years before now.


CNS:  Wisconsin Girl Says Dad Forced Her to Eat Cockroaches

At least she got her protein.


LoS:  How Texas Secession Could Save The World

By preserving the integrity of a certain inferior brand of barbecue from Yankee or Memphis imperialism.

LoS:  Secret Service: Threats Against Obama No Higher than Normal

But it’s the Secret Service we’re talking about here, who can’t even keep party crashers out of the most secure back yard in the world.

P-D:  Man survives jump from Big Bend Bridge onto I-270

He was on antidepressants, but they were neutralized by a massive overdose of Kirkwood.


P-D:  Jay Nixon: “This is the year” to pass autism insurance mandate

Just what I thought about when the stroke of midnight brought in 2009, that autism insurance coverage would finally come to Missouri.  As a matter of fact, the party I was at was flanked by dozens of blow-up helium-filled balloons reading “Autism Coverage Now 2009 Make It Happen d00d~!”

Slashdot:  What Do You Do When Printers Cost Less Than Ink?

Leave Aldi immediately!





Thursday Wrap-Up

3 12 2009

Got stuff to do tonight, so I gotta skim through what I think is interesting news today.

(1)  I remember hearing a story earlier in the decade that the Bush administration decided to migrate the Federal government’s servers from Linux to Microsoft.  And they wonder why FedGov computers are sitting ducks for crackers.

Then again, if someone did crack into them, we might see another dozen liberal sacred cows debunked.

(2)  The so-called “Party Crashers” at the WH State Dinner last week?  I think they were accidentally invited, when Obama didn’t want them there.  Both Obama and Biden certainly knew who they were, because they familiarly hung out with them long enough.  But Rahm and Axelrod had to get their smear on, because the row caused by them being invited to the WH, with their links to Palestinian terroristical boogie woogies and all, would be a PR nightmare.

(3)  Amazing, that IQ, something that’s not supposed to matter, all of a sudden matters when someone with a slightly below average IQ is about to meet ole sparky.  And it’s amazing how the IQs of those charged and convicted of Murder 1st and sentenced to death tumbles like jail garb in the dryer.  BTW, one doesn’t need to have that high of an IQ to understand the difference between right and wrong.  If we’re to follow the logic presented by this Texas death row inmate’s lawyers, then about two-thirds of America’s black population should be in those “special” homes.  Even a bigot like me thinks that that’s insane.

(4)  Feds using F/B to gather information for criminal investigations?  Because F/B is such a reliable source.  Don’t you know?  Every adult white woman on F/B looks alike, and is a 36/24/36 Swedish blonde of 25.  Every adult man must not own a shirt, and has rock-hard infomercial abs, and raven black Adonis hair.  And they say all black people look alike…

(5)  Does 109 in a 55, and only gets a ticket?  After all, you can’t throw the NFL’s best RB in jail.

(6)  Nice timing, dipshit:  MO Enviro wants AG Koster to give back a 2.5 kilobuck donation from a water-polluting hog farm in northern Missouri.  The donation was made last year, and something else that happened last year is that Koster won the election.  Too late.

(7)  Seattle cop killer said at Thanksgiving with his family at his aunt’s house that he was going to smoke white cops, schoolkids and random people at an intersection.  And not one of his family bothered to call the cops?  That must be one fucked-up family.

(8)  Four words:  What a stupid ass.





Next from Apple: The iYo-Yo

2 12 2009

Sydney Morning Herald:  SAfrica rolls out new AIDS battle plan

Juju beans, raping 9-year olds and showering with incense-flavored water didn’t work, so I suppose now it’s time they tried to cast an actual spell.

NYDN:  Army wants mental exam to determine if suspected Fort Hood killer Nidal Hasan is fit to stand trial

After having seen what I saw from 1997 to 2005, take the Yankee government’s pronouncements about mental health with a grain of salt.

CNS:  Aunt Jemima Cartoon Angers Ohio Lawmaker’s Backers

Hey, don’t be hatin’ on Auntie J.  She could make a pancake like they’d be illegal tomorrow.

P-D:  Teens sharpen their yo-yo skills at City Museum

That’ll look great on the college application — Mastering a 19th century toy.

Slashdot:  Somali Pirates Open Up a “Stock Exchange”

Our stock exchange will have one point of pride over the Somali one — Slightly more ethics.





FBI Visits Missouri House…

2 12 2009

for NOT having passed a law.  Evidently, some campaign money being passed might be the reason.  But I fail to see why not passing a law can generate a Federal crime.








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