Many Times Removed

31 01 2010

President Obama and Massachusetts Sen.-Elect Scott Brown are 10th cousins.

We’ve read a lot of stories about the distant cousinhood between Obama and various American political figures.  His closest link seems to be his 8th cousinhood to Dick Cheney, and of course since Cheney has taken the lead role in Bush 43 administration apologetics in the last year, I quipped last summer:  “Don’t you just hate it when 8th cousins start airing their dirty laundry in public?”  We could have also had these stories about distant cousinhoods upon the election of most other recent American Presidents, yet the MSM play this up when it comes to Obama.  As if they feel a need to legitmize him, for some odd reason I can’t discern.

The hard truth of the matter is that just about every person is related to someone you’ve heard of.  About 80% of Britain’s population is directly descended from King Edward III of the 14th Century, and:

Among [Edward III's] documented descendants are presidents (George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, John Quincy Adams, Zachary Taylor, both Roosevelts), authors (Jane Austen, Lord Byron, Alfred Lord Tennyson, Elizabeth Barrett Browning), generals (Robert E. Lee), scientists (Charles Darwin) and actors (Humphrey Bogart, Audrey Hepburn, Brooke Shields).

So Colin the dock worker on a Thames River port can take comfort in the fact that he’s related to George Washington.  That’s going to help him become rich, for sure.

But what does an 8th cousin or a 10th cousin really mean?  You have so little genetically in common with a second cousin (one common great-grandparent) that you can procreate with him or her and it not legally be incest.





Sunday Wrap-Up

31 01 2010

(1)  Finally, someone in this state has the sense to link Roy Blunt and Jack Abramoff.

Need I say it any more clearly?  Vote Chuck Ferguson.

(2)  What is Mary Landrieu hiding?

(3)  Oh joy.  Lazy Clay head the House Census Subcommittee.  The last time a Clay was in charge of something, his father ran the House Post Office Subcommitee, and this is perhaps the #1 reason why the PO is full of incompetent literacy optional black letter carriers today.

(4)  How do we know that the unemployment rate would have been 25% w/o the AIG bailout?  It’s a contention that we can never have a answer to, that is, until we can manipulate spacetime and wormhole our way to an alternate universe where the only difference is no AIG bailout.  Also, is this all a matter of payola on Hank Paulson’s part?  Hint:  See 12.9.

(5)  Why is President Obama wasting time with college football?  Answer:  He’s trying to make nice with some western state Republican politicians.  People like Orrin Hatch represent states whose schools seem to be stiffed by the BCS system.

(6)  I didn’t even have to see his picture to know that the late Abraham Shakespeare, the Florida lottery winner whose body was just exhumed from his own back yard, was black.  The reason I knew that is that the radio news where I first heard about this story said that once he won the lotto, he had dozens of “hangers on” who wanted a slice of the pie.  If you’re black, and you get two nickels to rub together, you’re gonna find out about relatives you never thought you had and friends who just yesterday weren’t so friendly.

(7)  Dear Meg Whitman:  Take a long walk off a short pier.  And take Carly H-1Borina with you.

(8)  It couldn’t have happened to ten nicer creeps.

BTW, if you like Haitian children that much, then why rob Haiti of them?  Now more than ever, Haiti needs Haitian children.

(9)  I thought deseg was over.  Then again, I should have known better to think that there would have been an end to a temporary program.

(10)  The CPS just got hit by Hurricane Arne.

(11)  I agree:  The NFL is another cabal of copywrong extremists that need to be knocked down a measure or three.

(12)  Investigative journalism extraordinaire:  Greg Oden has a dick.  Because I would have never guessed…





Fun With a Slow as DSL Friday

29 01 2010

P-D:  At risk children in Missouri on rise

No no no, not “at risk” anymore.  “At hope.”

P-D:  Afghan leaders meet insurgents

The next great reality show.

Take Two:  P-D:  Afghan leaders meet insurgents

How much is this gonna cost you, involuntary financial patron of the Yankee government?

P-D:  Obama to GOP: Get off the sidelines

Me to Obama:  Hit the showers


UK Daily Mail:  Just one in 135 criminal cases ends in prison

That means there are 134 who weren’t paying attention in school when the teacher said crime doesn’t pay.


Drudge:  Joan Rivers: Conan ‘not that funny’; Leno ‘ain’t funny’…

It’s times like these when we need an expert in not funny.





Overheard…

28 01 2010

…A conversation between President Obama and Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.

BO:  Isn’t my administration doing well, Rahm?

RE:  Yes it is, sir.

BO:  My policies as outlined in last night’s SOTU?

RE:  Go on..

BO:  It’s my way of sticking it to “the man.”

RE:  But, sir, you are “the man.”

BO:  I know.

RE:  So you’re sticking it to yourself…?

BO:  Maybe.





“Those Folks?” What about “Us Folks?”

28 01 2010

I may have poisoned Chicago already.

Chicago Sun-Times (H/T James Edwards):

Commissioner Peraica accused of using racial slur for saying ‘those folks’

Commissioner’s criticism of use of phrase ‘absurd:’ Peraica

The phrase was “those folks.”

But was it a racist slur? Or is that interpretation “absurd”?

The controversy began Tuesday at a Cook County Board meeting when Cook County Commissioner Tony Peraica delivered another of his windy speeches.

Peraica, who is white and represents the western suburbs, was talking about how cutting the county’s share of the sales tax could help the unemployed — mentioning specifically how the African American community has been hit especially hard by joblessness and how “those folks” could benefit from slashing the tax.

“What we need to do is concern ourselves with the taxpayers. We had 70,000 foreclosures in Cook County last year, we have conventions leaving, we have 11.2 unemployment rate in Cook County,” he said.

“In the African American community, it’s probably 40, 50 percent unemployment, among males in particular. This is not the way to help them. The way to help those folks is to let them keep their money in their pockets.”

(snip)

But the original two words set off Commissioner Deborah Sims, an African American whose district covers Chicago’s South Side and the south suburbs.

“I’m offended. ‘Those folks?’ If that isn’t the most racist statement that’s ever been made in this board,” Sims fired back.

Lost in the hubbub about Peraica’s racism is Peraica’s racism.  His district is probably almost all white and relatively conservative, the only sane part of Crook County.  Yet he can only think about jobs for young black men, even though if it were only up to young black men, he wouldn’t have a job.  How about some jobs for middle aged white men and women, the kind of people in the kind of district that you can actually win in Chicagograd?  That would be nice.





State of the State of the Union

28 01 2010

Loose ends from last night.

(1)  As a measure of central tendency, Democrat Presidents’ SOTU speeches last longer than Republicans’.  That’s because Democrat Presidents need all that time to go over their laundry list of wishes.  Or in the President’s case last night, a list of gripes, blame Bushisms, juvenile hissy fits and cynical bone-throwing to his left.

(2)  Of course President Obama “doesn’t quit.” He’s never held down a job long enough to quit.

(3)  The President dissing SCOTUS in front of their faces took either balls, nerve or both.  But it was deceitful, as Justice Alito motioned with his lips.  Now, all of a sudden the Democrats can’t stand the power of the judiciary.  Any other time, they’re the voice of God, and anyone who criticizes them either individually or collectively might as well be guilty of blasphemy.

(4)  Chris Mathews forgot the President Obama was black for an hour last night?  Frankly, so did I.  I think they were trying to make him look as white as they can, using a combination on skin cream and creative lighting.

(5)  In order to end “tired old battles,” we would need a President that doesn’t repeat the same speech over and over again.  Change a few words, that this could have been one of President Clinton’s SOTUs.

(6)  Twice, the President praised the political efforts of the First Lady.  The cameras zoomed back from his left side to show him looking up at her, both times after he said it.  He was looking at her, but there was enough of his face that the camera could see that I could see the President’s facial expression.  He had the “I want sex” look on his face.





There’s No Such Thing as a Free Race Hustle

27 01 2010

2:  Local Engineers Offering Latest Technology to Haitians

Who will then hawk it for crack.

P-D:  Haiti seeks tents for homeless

Compared to what they were living in before, they’ll be, as George Jefferson might have said, movin’ on up to deluxe vinyl on ground level.

AP:  AP: Haiti govt gets 1 penny of US quake aid dollar

Don’t laugh.  A US penny in Haiti goes pretty far, about the only country left other than Zimbabwe where American money is worth something.

SWRNN:  Controversy growing over Riverside school district decision to ban dictionary

Without reading the article, I’ll hazard a guess — Too many five dollar words that black and Hispanic students can’t comprehend.


5:  Race relations documents available for free at Kirkwood City Hall

Why does it seem to be that it’s gonna be one awfully expensive free?

NYP:  Group sets rules for ‘State of the Union’ drinking game

I had my own rules:  “Let me be clear,” shot of Everclear.  For every “I,” a chug of rye.

CNS:  Democrat Congressman on No-Show Cabinet Official: ‘Where the Hell is Secretary Napolitano?’

You don’t really want to know, do you?

WSJ:  Paulson: 25% unemployment rate without AIG bailout

Me:  20% unemployment rate with AIG bailout.

AP:  John, Elizabeth Edwards separate after 30 years

Only three years after he came down with the 27-year itch, she’s leaving him.

AP:  Republicans say nation can’t afford Dem policies

The dirty little secret?  It can’t afford Republican policies either.  Much less tomorrow’s donuts and coffee.





Greg Oden’s Ex-G/F. WTF?

27 01 2010

Perpetually injured NBA star Greg Oden apologized to his team, teammates and family for an “error in judgment” a year and a half ago.

He took some cell phone pix of himself in his full glory, and sent them to his g/f of the time.  He didn’t keep the g/f in the long run, but she kept the pix, and hawked them to some gossip website.

Why is he apologizing?  He did nothing wrong.  She’s the one who should be apologizing to everyone.  He sent her those pix within the context of a romantic relationship between two young adults.  Once they broke the relationship off, she should have deleted those images.  I hope that we would all agree that Greg Oden owns his own body, and she’s no more privy to that sort of picture of it than she is being able to see it with her own eyes if they don’t have a relationship anymore.  He only sent her those pix b/c he loved her and trusted her at the time, for the same reasons he would not have been loath to be in that state of being in her physical presence.  Extend the analogy further, and pretend like she was his oncologist because he had cancer in one of those particular organs.  Of course she would be seeing a lot of “him,” both in the flesh and in pictures, within the context of medical treatment, and mindful of doctor-patient confidentiality.  But if she wanted him to snap pix of that particular organ with his cell phone and send them to her, it would be for a medically relevant purpose, and she couldn’t spread them all over the place just b/c he might say something that ticks her off.  I tend to think that there ought to be laws protecting the confidentiality of a relationship, marriage or otherwise.  If marriage, then the laws could be presumed as a condition of the marriage license.  If not a marriage, then two people can sign a contract.

Let’s reverse the situation:  She sends pix of all of herself to him.  They break off the relationship, and he hawks the pix to a gossip site.  Do you think the feminists would have the time to whine about a Super Bowl ad for all their outrage?  I would agree with them, too.  If a woman has a right to do with her body as she pleases, even if it’s in a predicament where it’s not entirely her body, then a man has that right to do with his body, either in its flesh, or in terms of still or moving images, as he wants.

Also, I don’t understand the fuss.  It’s a young black adult man we’re talking about here.  You can pretty much fill in the details for yourself.  What’s so Earth-shattering about that?  Then again, I’m a dude, and a heterosexual dude at that, so my insouciance shouldn’t be surprising.  I do realize that many of you women (and a few of you men) are going to search far and wide for the pix in question, though I wish you would respect his privacy and resist your urges.  Notwithstanding that, I must ask — young black adult man — What mystery is there?  Even when thinking about women, I don’t care about their personal parts as much as I used to.  Truthfully, when you’ve seen one of those, or one of those, or a pair of those,  you’ve seen ‘em all.  So I suppose that, on the other side of the fence, once they’ve seen one guy’s junk, they’ve pretty much seen ‘em all.  Maybe it’s just a function of my getting older.  I would be happy with nice proportionality, but I want her to have a brain more than anything, and to have something in common with her.  That is, if I want the marriage to last more than 90 days.  And while I’m sure there are certain advantages to a guy’s size if you’re a woman or a homosexual man of the “catcher” variety, there aren’t any beyond a certain endeavor.  Eventually, you have to live with the whole man, not just the bits and bites.





Fun With Headines, Post-Chicago Edition

26 01 2010

KSDK:  Obama to skip jury duty in Chicago suburbs

If you skip jury duty, the judge is liable to issue a bench warrant for your arrest.

Take Two:  KSDK:  Obama to skip jury duty in Chicago suburbs

Don’t look at me as a replacement!  I’ve only interviewed for that job, not actually been hired yet.


CNS:  Obama Calls for Passage of Jobs Bill During Visit to Hard-Hit Ohio

What a difference an election makes…five little percentage points…


ABC:  Exclusive: Obama Would ‘Rather Be Really Good One-Term President’

The options are:  (A) Really good one-termer, or (B) Awful two-termer.  The answer is:  (C) None of the above

CNS:  English-Only Bookstore Stirs up Controversy in New Haven

I don’t get it.  What’s an English-only bookstore doing in a city with an English name and in a country where English predominates?

AFP:  US rejects Latin American claim it is ‘occupying’ Haiti

Believe me.  If we wanted Haiti, we’d a had it a long time ago.

Reuters:  U.S. says to send home illegal Haitian immigrants

Good.  One third world dump down, 50 to go.


CNS:  John Edwards Goes to Haiti, White House Silent

Like, Duh.  Why do you think he’s going?  Hint:  In nine months…

James Edwards (no relation to John, I hope :P):  John Edwards is the new n*gger!

Compared to Bill Clinton, the old n*gger.

Jihad Watch:  36 Americans converted to Islam in prison now waging jihad in Yemen

Idea:  Don’t send convicted felons straight to prison.  Send them directly to Yemen.  They’ll wind up there anyway, and it’ll save us some money in the process.


P-D:  Ex-band director accused of solicitation

Police think he was tootin’ his own horn.


UK Daily Mail:  Humans ‘could one day be capable of running up to 40mph’

With the right regimen of Jamaican jolly juice in a syringue, a man just might.

P-D:  Rally hopes for the best for Northwest Plaza

Hoping for the best gets you nowhere.  We should have already realized that by now.

UK Daily Mail:  Our chance of finding alien life is greater than ever, says Britain’s top astronomer

And it will be yet another group of beings given priority in Britain over native-born whites.

AP:  Bin Laden endorses failed attempt to bomb US jet

The camel jockey couriers might not have arrived at his cave yet — Otherwise OBL wouldn’t make a fool of himself by endorsing things that failed, and making like an U.S. Democrat Party politician.

UK Daily Mail:  Thousands of criminals to get shorter prison sentences to free up space in jails

Here’s a Quinnian idea — Let everyone out of prison.  That way, we won’t need any cells at all.


NYP:  Shocker! Cops taser Jets fan

He deserved it.  I can prove it:  Jets fan.

UK Daily Mail:  Drunk thug who killed innocent father with one punch jailed for five years… but could be out in two

So England has a five year per punch rule.  That’s actually more stringent than Missouri.

NYP:  Fox ready to swoop in on Conan

WTF for?  I betcha Fox affils’ synidated sitcom re-runs got higher ratings that O’Brien’s Tonight Show.


NPI:  Yemen faces population explosion ‘time bomb’

So many jihadists, so little arable land.

P-D:  DNC Chair [Tim] Kaine coming to St. Louis to raise cash, watch speech

Earth to Klingons:  Come to St. Louis tomorrow night and get your leader back.





Post-Chicago News Wrap-Up

26 01 2010

(1)  I don’t know how I feel about this.  Some time ago, a chatroom buddy said that it was a dangerous thing that automobiles are becoming more computer and less mechanics.  If the local cops can shoot an EMP gun to stop N’Deshawntavious, then AQ can disable most of the cars in a city.

(2)  This is what happens when criminals have more civil rights than victims.  The more of something you encourage, the more if it you will have.

(3)  The New Prohibition.  Or, to put it another way, the ATF isn’t just about the “F” anymore, it’s now focused on the “T.” And guess who’s egging the ATF on?  Right…those lovely do-gooder liberals who bitch about potheads not having civil liberties.  Of course, the libs like to whine about “abusive” Federal law enforcement when Republican is President and the law is actually being enforced, but you notice they never have much if any criticism for the ATF.  I think the reason is that the ATF, especially the T and the F, aren’t their “vices.”  Tobacco and firearms aren’t big among lefties.

(4)  The New Prohibition, Part II:  A northern California high school students who didn’t bring a gun onto school property but got punished for it anyway got his suspension overturned by the school board that has authority over his high school.  However, those who supported the suspension said that he was a discipline problem, because he used the n-word a lot while in the middle of a stage production of To Kill a Mockingbird, (HINT:  TKAM uses the n-word frequently), and called a teacher “a stupid Mexican” (probably because s/he was.)  If that’s a “discipline problem,” I wonder how they would characterize the real bad apples in that school.  Though, this being California, most of thos “bad apples” are probably Hispanic, and are therefore off limits from criticism.

(5)  Nomentum:  GOP feeling its oats post Brown, and have Babs Boxer in its sights next.  Trouble is, GOP is sending up Carly H-1Borina, who we now know hearts Jesse Jackson.

Republican Party establishment.  FAIL.

(6)  Hams can be very helpful when there is a natural or man-made disaster.  But not when the victims try to kill you.  In that case, it’s a little more than a little QRM.

(7)  President Obama is going to reassemble his 2008 Presidential campaign team for 2010, in the Democrats’ attempt to retain control of Congress.  This means all you House and Senate Democrats up this year — David Axelrod has now found a bunch of new suckers to read his prefab “hopeychange” speeches in public.

(8)  Various UK police forces to use unmanned aerial drones against “antisocial motorists, protesters, agricultural thieves and fly-tippers [illegal garbage dumping -- Ed.].” In other words, against everyone but the actual criminals.

(9)  A media source you’ve heard of (and by “you,” I mean the average person) denounces the “new world order” implications of a UN small arms control treaty, and that it will interfere with the American 2nd Amendment of the Bill of Rights.

Alex Jones’s Prison Planet?

Yeah, I know you’ve heard of it, but they haven’t.

The John Birch Society’s New American magazine?

While most people go into Borders at least once a year, they might not notice TNA on the mag rack.

World Net Daily?

They’ve covered this in the past, but, no.

Answer:

ESPN.

(10)  Osama bin Laden channels Erroll Southers to warn President Obama of more terrorist attacks.

(11)  NYT scribe Tom Friedman’s vision of the future:

In November, a documentary movie — “Ten9Eight” — was released that tracked a dozen students all the way through to the finals of the NFTE competition. Obama should arrange for this movie to be shown in every classroom in America. It is the most inspirational, heartwarming film you will ever see. You can obtain details about it at www.ten9eight.com.

This year’s three finalists, said Amy Rosen, the chief executive of NFTE, “were an immigrant’s son who took a class from H&R Block and invented a company to do tax returns for high school students, a young woman who taught herself how to sew and designed custom-made dresses, and the winner was an African-American boy who manufactured socially meaningful T-shirts.”

Sorry, that’s not indicative of a bright future.  Virtually every high school student who has to fill out a tax return only needs to do the 1040-EZ form, and the EZ is so, well, easy, that a monkey can do it.  (Or, H&R Blockhead will charge you 40 clams).  And while “socially meaningful T-shirts” (read:  Obama periphenelia) might do well among dopey liberals, there are only so many dopey liberals.

(12)  Miss Misandry:

A female Democratic lawmaker in footage released Sunday said Congress could pass healthcare if female lawmakers “sent the men home.”

Rep. Carol Shea-Porter (D-N.H.) said that both Republican and Democratic women members of Congress understand how to care for relatives and thus want the healthcare system to change.

“We go to the ladies room and the Republican women and the Democratic women and we just roll our eyes,” she said. “And the Republican women said when we were fighting over the healthcare bill, if we sent the men home…” at which point she was interrupted by loud applause.

“You know why? I’m not trying to diss the men but I’m telling you it’s the truth that every single woman there has been responsible for taking care of a [relatives] and so we think we can find a common ground there,” she said.

The social welfare state in Britain and Germany, and probably most other European countries, predated women’s suffrage.  While most American social welfare programs on the Federal level came after full women’s suffrage, there were some started in various progressive (and by “progressive,” I mean by early 20th Century standards) cities and localities at the time when women could not yet vote.  The difference then was that funding sources for these programs were secure.  Now, if we are to believe Miss Shea-Porter, I guess we have to pass a new nightmare health care bureaucracy simply because women supposedly “care” more, whilst running up the deficit.  Leave it to the broads in Congress to run up the national credit card.

Ooooh, yeah.  I’m gonna hear about that one.

(13)  Mitchell Baker, who was once upon a time the Chief Lizard Wrangler at Mozilla/Firefox, unloaded on the Copywrong Extremists at a German tech conference.  I agree with her, in that the RIAAs and MPAAs of the world and their fanaticism threatens internet freedom.  But running a close second are white (and other) liberal egalitarian commissars wanting to ban “hate” speech.  Since Baker was once an IP lawyer for Netscape, her criticism is especially relevant.

(14)  Looks like those teleprompter jokes weren’t just jokes.

If you are a cartoonist, here’s an idea for you:

A young Michelle Robinson is at a dinner table at what looks to be an upscale restaurant, with expensive china, flatwear and champagne glasses.  A young Barack Obama is on his knees in front of her where she is seated, motioning as if he has a ring for her finger, proposing marriage.  To Obama’s left and right are telepropters with the text, “Michelle Robinson Will You Marry Me” on the surfaces facing toward him, with him looking at one of the prompters and not his future wife.

(15)  P-D profiles this 13-year old middle school student who sends about 20,000 txtmsgs a month, yet she does well in school, plays the drums in the school’s band and runs track.  Musn’t be much of a school, band or track team.  And I highly doubt that her parents screen every one of her msgs.  I’m sure they have real jobs.

(16)  Retiring Congressman Marion Berry [D-AR], no relation to the crackhead D.C. mayor, (I should say), claims that President Obama isn’t worried about 2010 being another 1994, and that the President thinks the mitigating difference is himself.

While it’s easy to dismiss this as Obama conceit, I take it one step further — I think it’s another Obama shot across the Clinton bough.  I agree with Jamie Allman, that Michelle Obama’s seemingly lame brain “proud of my country for the first time in my adult life” comment of 2008 was a sub rosa shot at the Clintons, because she was an adult, and not “proud of her country,” during the eight years Bill and Hillary Clinton were co-Presidents.

(17)  Other than the outrage of giving a young man who just turned 16 a German ultra luxury sedan that runs about a half megabuck, and a ten kilobuck check that he immediately double endorsed for Haiti relief (how generous of him to have given $10,000 away after getting a $500,000 car just a moment before — I’m thinking pre-planned PR stunt), there is something conspicuous about the new driver that is the offspring of P. Diddy nee Puff Daddy that jumps right out at me.  Yep, I’m guessing the mother is either white or very light skinned.

Diddy loves them black people alright, but turns right around and lays up with either a white woman or the lightest possible black woman, and gives his son a German car.

It just might be me, and most of you might not agree with me.  But if I had that much money and children, I would spoil them as little as possible, both in terms of gifts and inheritance.  And anything they do get from me, they would earn, in one way or another, to teach them the value of a dollar (“cha-ching” to “value of a dollar,” I know.)  Things like cars they would earn the money to buy in the real world.  The reason I would be so anal about it is that spoiled white trust fund babies are the type that like to dump bags of money on people like Jesse Jackson.

Ask yourself honestly:  Will young Mr. Combs ever do anything in his life to deserve a $500,000 car in the sense that his father did?

(18)  On the white basketball league:  First off, the more I think about it, the more I believe it’s a publicity stunt on the part of some ex-wrestling (there’s your clue, Sherlock) promoter/blubberhead.  Otherwise, I just don’t understand why some people who should otherwise know better, such as Matt Drudge and Bruce Jacobs are so opposed to it.  The way they ramble on about it, and about how evil it is, one would think they think it would affect them personally.  I suppose what we’re to think is that wherever there are ten white men in a gym between the lines playing basketball, that the aggregate of the shoe friction with the hardwood and the evaporation of the players’ sweat form an ethereal gas that is poisonous to people named Matt or Bruce.

(19)  The son also sets:  Beau’s a no go to replace his father, Vice-Messiah Joe Biden, in his old Senate seat.  Currently, it’s held by former Joe Biden aide Ted Kaufman.  Biden the Younger’s decision not to run pretty much ensures that a Republican, former Delaware Gov. Mike Castle, wins the seat.  Currently, Castle is in the U.S. House, holding Delaware’s only Congressional seat.  This is one case where a Governor ran for and won a House seat, even though in DE, it’s the equivalent of a statewide elected office.  The reason I noticed that was the long running debate I had with someone about the prestige of a Governor vs a House member.  But he probably ran for that seat because the two Senate seats were locked up at the time.

(20)  People who can afford to pay for something have a better experience with the thing than people who can’t afford to pay.  What’s so controversial about that?

The answer is race.  The former are mostly white, and the latter are mostly black and black-ish Hispanic.  The article does not mention this, but the hospitals and clinics where the latter patronize would also tend to be full of affirmative action employees, so that’s one reason why the care is worse.  All this is greasing the skids for denying health care to whites for the sake of “equality.”

(21)  I told some of you that I know personally that the American Conservative was basically dead when Ron Unz took over for Pat Buchanan and Taki Theodoracopulous, b/c Unz is open borders all the way, and not the deepest of thinkers otherwise.  But some of you blew me off as if I didn’t know what I was talking about.

Behold:  I know what I’m talking about.

As for Mr. Unz, while his statistics and interpretation of statistics might be right, he’s forgetting the racial aspect.  The United States of America is a white country, and it should stay that way.  And I believe that no matter who rotten and criminal the whites are, and/or how well behaved non-white arrivals of both the legal and illegal variety are.

(22)  Boys and girls, this is what they call beating a dead horse — Only a government decides what is legal and illegal, in both its literal laws and enforcement patterns.  So what, the Iraq invasion was “illegal?”  What’s the British or American government gonna do?  Indict itself?  Ha ha.  Even the BNP wastes time on this kind of rhetoric.  If I were advising them, I would have them knock it off.  You can come off as unpatriotic to even the most ardent of Iraq invasion critics.  By saying the Iraq invasion was “illegal,” you’re giving moral aid and energy to Islamists (methinks there’s a few of those in England), and morally endorsing world government, which I thought the BNP opposed.

(23)  Hallelujah, it’s about time:  The Florissant City Council rebukes the Loweryfather.  Lowery’s response is that what the City Council is doing amounts to unconstitutional thuggery.  Pot kettle black.





I’m Baaaaack…

26 01 2010

Home sweet home.  Nobody ran off with it while I was gone.

Just before I left Chicago for Springfield, I got a call for another interview in Springfield, and, since I was going to be there anyway today, I was able to get this other one scheduled for this afternoon, to add to the one this morning that I already had.

So, three interviews in two days.  Now it’s a matter of hurry up and wait.

Recommendation:  There’s an Irish pub (actually two of them) in Chicagoland that’s really good.  It’s called Ballydoyle.  There just happened to be one in Downers Grove, not too far from where I would be working.  You, St. Louisan — If you’ve ever been to Llywelyn’s, it’s a little like that, except the food and the coffee and the atmosphere are more authentically Irish, and more authentically expensive.  Personally, it’s the best Irish food I’ve ever put in my mouth.  What isn’t really different is the alcohol — beer and hard liquor are pretty much the same everywhere :)

Cubs fans?  I’m gonna eat crow.  Wrigley Field, in spite of its apparent and very obvious age, looks like it has aged really well.  It’s old, I know, but it’s gracefully old.  It’s just too bad for you (but good for me) that the team that plays inside said graceful old edifice has had a bad century.  Can you at least do something right and never tear down Wrigley, Chicago Cubs?  Because Comiskey/US Whatevular Field is in the geto, I did not have a look at it, and probably never will.  From what I see on TV, I’m not missing much.  Soldier Field, in spite of its recent renovations, is something like Wrigley in that it, too, looks gracefully aged.

Wanna go to the top of the Sears/Willis Tower?  Bring money.  Lots of it.  (Incidentally, the top of the Building to be Renamed Over and Over Again Later is the highest I’ve ever been above ground level, as I have not yet had the occasion to ride on a plane or helicopter.)  AMAF, Chicago is the kind of city and metropolitan area where they have many ways to try to separate you from your money, many more per capita than in St. Louis.  Toll roads, toll exits off of toll roads, pay to park almost anywhere, the extra gas you have to buy (and at a more expensive price, I might add) b/c you’re gonna sit in traffic, not to mention numerous native denizens of a certain hue who would ask of you an involuntary contribution to their favorite charitable cause, themselves, if you venture into the wrong part of town, even if it’s the right time of day.  Even if you’re a guy, you could wind up spending a lot of money on the Magnificent Mile without really knowing it.  Imagine what a woman does in that part of town.  I never knew any one downtown area of a city can have so many damned pairs of women’s shoes for sale.  Then again, Chicago has got a lot of women.  Multiply that number by the minimum requisite 80 pairs of shoes per adult woman or teenage girl, and now I know why.   (Oh, yeah.  I’m gonna hear about that one.)

In spite of all that, and in spite of all the fun I have made of that city and metro area in the past, and as disgusting as its political climate is, I’m rooting for this job in Chicago to come through.  There’s just something about Chicago that interests me, I can’t put my finger on it.  Perhaps it’s nothing, and I’m just looking forward to something new and something challenging, and something I’ll get bored with after I’m there for awhile.

I didn’t find anything in Springfield worth recommending, either eats or tourist traps.  State Capital?  Bah.  Too much Lincoln for me.





Sunday Wrap-Up on Friday

22 01 2010

I’ll be a little too busy locally tomorrow, and I’ll be on the road to and in Chicago on Sunday.  As RFK might say, it’s on to Chicago and hope for a job interview EPIC WIN there.  So I’m tying together the week’s loose ends this evening.  I’m taking my netbook with me, so I can chime in if I feel I need to, and if I’m in a hotspot.

(1)  I, too, have mixed feelings about the SCOUTS decision of yesterday re campaign finance rules.  Where the lamestream conservatives have it all wrong, and the left just happens to have it right (for once) is that a corporation is an artificial person recognized by some level of government.  No government, no corporation.  Simple as that.  Therefore, it’s perfectly reasonable for governments to make rules for corporations, such as limits on executive pay, campaign contribution limits, and so forth.  Like anything, it can be taken too far, but what SCOTUS did yesterday was to throw out the baby with the bathwater.  For sure, I think some of this “bathwater” needed to be drained.  While the lamestream conservative movement loves what SCOTUS did, the real right wing isn’t so thrilled.

(2)  Rush, a nickel’s worth of free advice, and this is coming from someone who is familiar with the sordid underbelly of the Paranoia-Industrial Complex:  Don’t over-analyze what the ADL is doing to you.  It all has to do with money.  Paranoia-Industrial Complex groups like the ADL and the SPLC have been hurting for money, because their traditional donors have been hurt by the Madoff scandal.   The ADL needs a new enemy, so it can raise money.  If any notorious kind of person even comes within a country mile of, as the ADL called it, the borderline of anti-Semitism, they will attempt to capitalize.  Likewise, the SPLC is digging further and further down the well for water.  It’s gotten so bad that even Rush Limbaugh has recognized the folly of the SPLC early in 2009, and the ADL now.  Any other time, lamestream conservatism of the Limbaughian variety would either heart or ignore ADL/SPLC duplicity.

(3)  Sometimes, looks can be deceiving.  John Lott has this graph of per capita Federal non-defense spending adjusted for inflation, since 1953.  The only Presidential administration where the line is level, meaning that it barely increased, was Clinton’s.  But the trouble with that is that Clinton wanted to do what Obama is doing.  But a Republican Congress got in the way for three-fourths of Clinton’s time as President.  (Hint:  All spending bills must originate in the U.S. House.)  That’s one of the reasons why Republicans winning one or both houses of Congress this November might not be such a good thing, because it might do for Obama what it did for Clinton in 1994 — Force him to moderate on things so that he could play the moderate card in his re-election campaign.  Where the analogy might fail is that Clinton himself was a clever politician, and had the capability to moderate.  Obama and all his handlers are stone cold dyed in the wool extremists.  Also, Clinton had the fortune of having Bob Dole as competition in 1996;  Obama might not be so lucky.

(4)  Russ Carnahan and Joseph “Anh” Cao are starting a “bipartisan” House committee to foster global cooperation.  Though when you throw in with Cao, it’s not really bipartisan, it’s an accident of history.  Cao might be the only Republican to lose this coming November.  As for Carnahan, he thinks the main purpose for his efforts to combat “isolationism,” which means those opposed to an interventionist foreign policy, open borders and free trade.  It seems to me, from seeing some of the still factories and the economic depression in South City, South County and Jefferson County, that a little bit of isolationism just might be what the doctor ordered.

(5)  BET showing a ten-part series about the life and times of one Michael Dewayne Vick.  WTF do they need ten parts?  I can give it to you in one sentence fragment:  Born, football, dog fighting, Federal prison, football.

All I can say is:  A La Carte pricing, come quickly!

(6)  GOP toots its horn re the 6.6 megabucks of loot it hauled in in December.  Except that the official GOP wanted nothing to do with Scott Brown, and only gave him money when it would have been too late otherwise had he lost.  The GOP power structure in NY-23 tried to ram Dede Scozzafava down our throats.  A few months before that, they floated the same kind of turkey in NY-15.  What I about to say was lost on most people, but since it had a Missouri angle, it was covered in the local and state media.  When Kirsten Gillibrand took HRC’s Senate seat, that left her district, NY-15, which includes parts of the Albany area, open.  The official party committees in NY-15, just like in NY-23, got to appoint the candidates, no primaries.  The Democrats chose Scott Murphy, who is a native of Columbia, Missouri and was on the staff of Missouri Gov. Bob Holden.  The Republicans picked an old head establishment mouthpiece named Jim Tedisco, who was only slightly less liberal than Scozzafava.  Murphy eked it out over Tedisco, but when compared to Gillibrand’s margins of victory in 2006 and 2008 (before 2006, it was Republican-held for a long time, and flipped in that very good night for Democrats in Nov. ’06), there was an increased margin for Republicans.  But unlike NY-23, no Doug Hoffman alternate party type arose in NY-15 and its special election.

(7)  Governor Nixon brings back the Civilian Conservation Corps.  Though the 85 young people selected to do these jobs in state parks might be a little insulted to find out that only 1.8 megabucks in Obama porkulus will be used to create their make-work jobs.  Do the math, and it computes to only about $21,000 per person per job.  Usually, Federal simulus jobs run well into the hundreds of thousands of dollars per person per job.





Kirkwood Has Learned Nothing, Just Like I Thought It Wouldn’t

22 01 2010

City of Kirkwood will create a Human Rights Taliban, make work jobs for black teenagers and more affirmative action in the Kirkwood P.D., as a response to “racial harmony” discussions held in the St. Louis suburb, the final recommendations coming almost two years to the day after the Cookie Monster murdered City Council members and city police officers.

Therefore, Kirkwood to do more racial pandering, which is what got it in trouble to begin with.

UPDATE 1/26: Also, just as any idiot could have easily predicted, Kirkwood’s blacks don’t think it’s enough.  When you start pandering, enough pandering will never be enough.  Kirkwood’s blacks now have the city government by its balls.  Evidently, that was the only criticism leveled at Kirkwood’s “racial harmony” plans;  It didn’t occur to any whites to oppose these measures because they are bad ideas for right wing racial reasons.





I’ve Got Some Ocean Front Property in Arizona. Your Front Porch Is In the Sea.

22 01 2010

NYP:  Edwards’ dirty secret: He fathered Rielle Hunter’s daughter

Now we know why he retired from politics — To spend more time with his families.  No wait, I got a better one — Somebody nominate him for Father of the Years.   Even better:  John Edwards is living the Life of Rielle.


Jihad Watch:  “Americans are more than twice as likely to express prejudice against Muslims than they are against Christians, Jews or Buddhists”

You bet it’s time for an attitude readjustment, after what Christians, Jews and Buddhists got together to do to the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.

P-D:  Slay wants federal money directed to cities, not states

I’m at loss for a reason why a mayor would want cities to get Federal loot.

V-Dare:  Netanyahu for President!

He’s already the best choice to be the CEO of a combined Netscape-Yahoo (“Net-n-Yahoo.”)


Atlanta Journal-Constitution:  Rapper Waka Flocka Flame shot, robbed

The Atlanta P.D.’s only suspect is a heroin addict named Lotsa Hotza Poppa

Jihad Watch:  Army continues search for a fall guy in the Fort Hood jihad massacre

Here’s an idea — Blame the guy who actually did it.  (Oooh, yeah, that’s a good one.)

NRA-ILA:  Mayors rally support for Chicago gun ban

“Please don’t turn your back on a time-honored law that has proven to be so effective.”

C-Trib:  West Side shelter takes in Haitian refugees

This solves the problem of Chicago not having enough blacks.

NYP:  Burger King bars to offer beer, burgers

I know it’s logical for a burger joint to offer beer, but just what kind of moron would want to serve burgers?

NYP:  Undercover cop who says strippers offered him sex testifies at lap dancers prostitution trial

I don’t think any men who have been married a long time are going u/c on the vice squad.  About the only kind of cops that would resist offers of easy sex are those who are already getting a lot.


Fail Blog:  Dance Club Fail

I’ll give you a hint:  NOT in Tel Aviv.

Take Two:  Fail Blog:  Dance Club Fail

I might paraphrase from The Producers:  “Late night for Hitler…Cocktails and Techno music for the master race.”

KSAZ-Fox-10 Phoenix:  Entire Town of Wenden [AZ] Underwater After Storm

George Strait only sang about ocean front property in Arizona.  Everybody in Wenden can now see the sea from their front porches because they’re in the sea.





Chill Out, Dana

21 01 2010

Dana Loesch was hatin’ on Ron Paul 2nite for being the 1 in a 411-1 vote on a resolution to boo hoo over Haiti.  (Oh no?  Does this mean she’s gonna take away some of his cool points?)

At first, I thought that it was nothing more than RP’s natural instinct merely to vote no because everyone else is voting yes.  However, the more I thought about it, the more I realized that there just might be more than resolutions in this resolution, that there’s a poison pill that’s gonna cost you.

Lew Rockwell confirms.

Dana Loesch.  FAIL.





I’m No Voltaire, But…

21 01 2010

I was thinking about my possible upcoming move to the Chicago area.

When I first got the call for that interview in Downers Grove, and then for the one in Springfield, the first thing that came to my mind was that I have taken the occasion of so many posts on this medium to bash and trash Chicago, ChiCONGO, Chicagograd, Abraham Lincoln, Adolph Lenin, and everything about Illinois north of Springfield, and yet I might live in suburban Chicago or in Springfield.

I’m having second thoughts.  Maybe Chicago would be good for me.

A few years ago, someone called the Michael Savage show and asked rhetorically, “What would Voltaire have been without his Paris?”  What he meant by that is that Voltaire’s writings were so memorable because eighteenth century Paris was so full of two-timing two-faced rank hypocrisy and elitism that a sarcastic personality such as his fed off of it to formulate ideas about civil liberties that are still relevant today, just as irritation within a mollusk is necessary to create a pearl.  The caller’s point was that just as Volitaire was a great writer because of “his Paris,” Michael Savage has a great talk show because of “his San Francisco.”  IOW, Savage’s Dutch Uncle personality has a field day in a city like his San Francisco, with all its crazy liberalism.

So I’m asking myself:  Can Chicago be to me what San Francisco is to Michael Savage and Paris was to Voltaire?





Eight(een) Simple Rules For Electing My Senator

21 01 2010

Thankfully, Arlen Specter’s Days In Power Are Numbered.  And By “Numbered,” I Mean Fewer Than 365.

Specter to Michelle Bachmann:  “Beyotch, get yo’ ass back in the kitchen.  And since I got junk between my legs, don’t you dare interrupt me when I’m speaking.”

Now I’m glad he jumped parties.  This could have been the Republicans’ crap sandwich right about now.

I just happen to have some experience with a number of people, who, like Arlen Specter, vocally insist on not being interrupted when they are speaking, and they make this demand repeatedly, as if it were a life’s obsession.  Or as if whatever they have to say is so much more worthy of hearing than what anyone else thinks.

If past performance is an indicator of future results, then I think I can tell you a few other things about Mr. Specter.  I’m sure that not everything that follows is true about him, but I bet I would bat better than .500.

(1)  He thinks he knows everything there is to know…

(2)  But he doesn’t know half of what he thinks he knows.

(3)  When he actually does encounter someone that actually knows more than he does, he gets horribly insecure, and reacts to such a person as being a “know it all,” “jerk,” “pompous,” or “a blowhard,” though in that case, it’s a pot kettle black thing or a projection thing.

(4)  He thinks there are very few people actually smarter than he is, and he thinks the odds of his meeting such a person are low.  Out of the other side of his mouth, he tells you that holds the intelligence of the average person in high regard.

(5)  He’s verbally (though probably not physically) abusive toward his wife, indicative of his misogyny re Michelle Bachmann.  Ironically, he’s been dependent on some woman his whole life, and, by his own admission, he would fall apart without one.

(6)  He’s a master of manipulation and deceit, and as such…

(7)  He gets his jollies off from exercising absolute power, to the extent that he can, but would turn right around and tell you he’s not that kind of person or has or wants that kind of power.

(8)   Where #7 confounds him is when he wants to be someone’s boss and friend simultaneously, and they don’t have the ability to do both, like most people don’t.  Ironically, he has no real friends of the platonic variety himself.  He can’t have them, because he envisions life in a purely Weberian paradigm, where people are only either sucking off someone else or getting sucked off.

(9)  Just as vocally and audaciously as he doesn’t want you to interrupt his speaking, he also demands that you take a load in the face from him, figuratively speaking.  And he demands gratitude from others, when it should be an unspoken but self-evident means of reciprocation.  He’ll demand gratitude and complain about your not giving it to him even if you actually did give it.  But it’s not really gratitude he wants, it’s a blow job.

(10)  But if someone asks him to suck up, that person might as well be Satan incarnate.  He will occasionally give the gratitude that he demands of others, to his credit, but far outweighing his occasional “thank you” is a lot of screaming and yelling.

(11)  The kinds of people he actually does suck up to are small potatoes in life’s grocery store.  But he is attracted to such “small potatoes” because of one thing and one thing only:  Money.   He might seem to suck up to worthy people, but see #14 below.  Once such a worthy person dies or is out of his life, they’ll tell you what they really thought of that person.  However, the small potato with money will be Forever Divine.

(12)  The only things people are supposed to care about are things he cares about.  Those who care about something that he doesn’t, or don’t care about something he does, are, in his worldview, a curiosity, an anomaly, mentally ill, stupid, or somehow less than human.  Ironically, if someone cares about the same thing he does but does it even more intensely or fanatically, then that person is a “whackjob,” “psychotic,” or “insane.”

(13)  The things that he really does care about are trivial in the greater scheme of things, such as sports.

(14)  He’s a bigger gossip monger than any ten women combined.

(15)  Pursuant to #14, he’s addicted to talking about people behind their backs, all the while he makes himself out to be a the world’s foremost master of the delicate art of human relations.

(16)  Complains about everything.  If there were nothing wrong in his life, he would complain about the sky being blue.

(17)  He probably has some secret fetish towards a dictatorial regime, such as Stalin or Hitler, and makes as many excuses as they can about such a regime to everyone he can, up to a point to where doing more would be politically inexpedient.  Oh no, Nazis or Communists aren’t morally wrong, it’s just that praising them in public isn’t expedient.

And finally, because of #17, (18)  Don’t give a bastard like him an inch of real power, or he’ll take a mile.

One might think that Michelle Bachmann was a little rude in her contretemps with Specter.  But given the Hobson’s Choice between rudeness and conceit, I’ll pick rude all the time.





We Aren’t the World Anymore. Hopeychange Express to Mars.

21 01 2010

Drudge:  New Pacific Storm Endangers Los Angeles, Phoenix Communities…

Quaint little towns, for sure.

UK Telegraph:  Muslim police say Islam not to blame for terror attacks

The only kind of terrorism in England is if BNP members win elections.  Get with with the program pogrom, comrades!  And Allah-u-Akbar, too.


UK Daily Mail:  Muslim police in ‘hatred’ warning: Anti-terror tactics ‘promote Islamophobia’, say officers

Islamophobia?  Now where would Britons get a crazy idea like that?  I mean, since July 7, 2005, Islamophobia has been wholly unjustified.

CNS:  U.S. Smog Caused by Asian Pollution, Study Finds

So we had to outsource all our jobs to China because they created pollution here.  The result?  No jobs here, but we still go the pollution.  Good deal :|

LoS:  Haitian Illegals Can Help NYC Economy

Why can’t they help the Haitian economy?  Be unbigoted — Don’t hog all these economy-helping Haitians for our own racist country.  Let Haiti have some, too.


KSDK:  Gov. Jay Nixon delivers State of the State Address, says top priority for state is job creation


So a Democrat politician says create jobs when the problem is no jobs?  Somebody call this health care-obsessed fool in the White House.

KSDK:  Blues secure overtime victory over Canadiens

Remember when this used to be called “winning?”

The Hollywood Reporter:  ‘We Are the World’ Sequel Set to Aid Haiti

Fool me once, shame on me.  You’re not fooling me again, but shame on you anyway.

Der Spiegel:  The World Bids Farewell to Obama

I take this to mean that he’s taking the Rope and Chains Road Show to Mars.


P-D:  GOP gubernatorial contenders use their jabs mostly for Democrats

Man, I tell you, this partisanship has got to stop.

UK Daily Mail:  ‘I stopped because my arms were aching’: Horrific confession of 11-year-old sadist who tortured two young boys

If he’s that bad at 11, I wonder what he’s gonna be like when he’s, say, 16 years old.





Job Opening

21 01 2010

WND:

Army-sponsored report suggests new ‘police force’

Domestic agents could be used in ‘shaping an environment before a conflict’

A newly released Rand Corporation report proposes the federal government create a rapid deployment “Stabilization Police Force” that would be tasked with “shaping an environment before a conflict” and restoring order in times of war, natural disaster or national emergency.

(snip)

Although the report by the federally funded think tank spends most of its pages on overseas deployment, civil libertarians wonder if the proposed unit will only focus on foreign operations.

Kelly confirmed the force could be deployed in the United States.

“If there were a major disaster like Katrina it could be deployed in the U. S. but that’s not the purpose of the research,” he said.

Gee, I wonder if there are any entities other than the U.S. Army that could “restore order in times of war, national disaster or national emergency.”

Local police forces?  Nope.  They’re handcuffed by civil rights laws.

The National Guard?  10-7 to that.  They’re all over in Crapistan trying to spread democracy to illiterate camel jockeys who couldn’t spell the word much less understand the concept.

The State Highway Patrol?  LOL.  At least in Missouri, they’re too busy chasing around cars with Ron Paul bumper stickers.

I guess the only other option is the Southern Poverty Law Center.





Jurisdiction

21 01 2010

C-Trib:

In D.C., Daley makes plea for unusual jobs bill

WASHINGTON–Mayor Richard M. Daley made a robust pitch for job creation today, proposing that businesses that create and guarantee good-paying jobs with benefits for life be exempt from paying federal taxes.

“You cannot take the old playbook and try to play the game today,” he said at the opening of the U.S. Conference of Mayors winter meetings, which run through Friday.

Geezo.  I wonder whose political machine gave birth to Barack Obama’s political career.  Could it be?  Naaah.  That would be too hypocritical of him.  If, as F. Scott Fitzgerald said, insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result, Insanity 2010 is pushing out the same kind of machine cogs over and over again and then wondering why they they all look and act the same.

As for his tax proposal, perhaps he could exempt the people holding such jobs created in the City of Chicago from taxes that Chicago actually collects?  Oddly enough, Chicago does not have a city income or earnings tax, but its sales tax rate is one of the highest around, and I’m sure real estate/personal property taxes are rather dear.  Clean your own mess before you barge into someone else’s back yard asking them to clean theirs.  Perhaps Mr. Daley thinks that he does have power with in the Federal Government, because his totey now has his hands on the Big Red Button.





Bettina the Nutty

20 01 2010

UK Daily Mail:

Hermann Goering’s great-niece: ‘I had myself sterilised so I would not pass on the blood of a monster’

Descendants of the leaders of the Nazi regime have spoken on camera for the first time about the feelings of pain and revulsion they have for their ancestors.

They include Bettina Goering, great niece of Adolf Hitler’s second in command Hermann Goering, who says she has had herself sterilised so she would ‘not pass on the blood of a monster’.

Miss Goering.  If you don’t want to reproduce because your children would have “the blood of the monster,” then doesn’t it stand to reason that you have the blood of a monster?  As a matter of fact, because you are closer on the generational timeline to Hermann Goering than your hypothetical children, then you are more evil than your children could ever be.  So if you’re not going to reproduce, then why stick around at all?  Eliminate evil, kill yourself.  (Unless she thinks that she’s going to have loads of money dumped in her lap from the ADLs and the Simon Wiesenthal Centers of the world, for having the “courage” to denounce the Naziism of her great uncle from the safety and comfort of three generations later.   Money is sometimes a pretty good reason for living.)  Also, note the paradox here — She doesn’t want to reproduce because of her evil bloodline, yet her own evil genetics hasn’t precluded her from being good enough to see the evil in her own genetics.  You know how that goes, the essence of stupidity is not knowing how stupid you are.  Or, those really unaware are unaware of being unaware.

She shares 25% of the DNA of the man who was Hermann Goering’s brother, and 12.5% with each of his parents.  So you share somewhere between 12.5 and 25 percent of the same DNA with Hermann Georing himself, (the exact number, God only knows), and whatever that number is, your children would only share on average half of that with him, whatever an individual child of yours would share in common with HG would depend on the genetic roll of the dice.  Maybe she hasn’t stopped to consider that the “good” DNA, the non-Nazi variety, would keep the “bad” in check and it would even out to a fundamentally good person.  (Like I said with the paradox above, it already has.)  Her children would be better than her, because like I said above, the children would only have (give or take) half of the “evil” genes, and would be removed yet another generation thanks to their father’s good, presumably non-Nazi genes.

One more point to make — Aren’t we supposed to reject genetic determinism of any kind, including Bettina Goering’s, as an example of discredited Nazi eugenics?

I mean, it’s all nothing but a fucked up mess, what she’s saying.  And the screwy part about it is that I’m nobody in particular who lives nowhere in general, and I was able to pick apart her “logic.”  Why can’t a major British newspaper do the same?  The reason Miss Goering said what she said is because it sounds oh so cute and tolerant and politically correct coming out of her mouth, and, since it purpose is to oppose the evils of Germany under the German National Socialist Worker’s Party, nobody important has the courage to disassemble her inanity.  Evidently, the great-niece of the #2 Nazi in Nazi Germany isn’t that smart — So much for Aryan supremacy.





Murtha City

20 01 2010

Dana Loesch on Twitter:  Rep. Jeff Roorda, D-Jefferson County: “Thank God, Mr. Speaker, for those brave, brave Teabaggers.”

To return the favor, Mr. Roorda, “God bless meth labs.”

WaPo:  Suspected gunman in Appomattox killings surrenders

Surrendering in Appomattox.  Why does it all seem so familiar?

Drudge:  Pentagon’s Fort Hood Report: No Mention of Islam, Hasan Not Named…

I would expect nothing worse of our Yankee government not to mention Islam or the sleeper jihadist in question in a report about Islamic terrorism on the part of a sleeper jihadist.

AP:  New York Times to charge for Web access in 2011

Go ahead, make my day.  Let’s see that old angelfire.com website that hasn’t been updated since 1998 get more daily traffic than nytimes.com.

UK Sun:  Cowell’s $1bn deal with Sony

After he leaves the show which made him an American household name, he’s going to get more valuable?  How does that work?

Boston Herald:  No bull: $200,000 in energy drinks stolen from Navy

Knowing what the Pentagon pays for screwdrivers, then I figure that someone pilfered about six bottles of Rockstar.


P-D Race:  MLK holiday is over, but events honoring him continue

And they will until June.





The People’s Seat

20 01 2010

Scott Brown’s comeback to David Rodham Gergen in the one and only debate between he, Martha Coakley and the third party guy for that Senate seat, the one about the Senate seat being the people’s seat and not the Kennedys’ or the Democrats’ just reminded me of something closer to home.

In 2002, when Jean Carnahan tried to win the remainder of that Senate term from Missouri in her own right in November 2002, unsuccessfully so, as Gov. Bob Holden appointed her as the fill-in because her husband won the election over John Ashcroft even after he died the plane crash a few weeks before the election (BTW, Mel Carnahan was flying from St. Louis to New Madrid, because he was leaving a fund raiser for his campaign held by a militant homosexual group in University City and going to a fund raiser held by radical blacks in New Madrid), I remember that in a few of her local media buys and in a debate with Jim Talent, she said that Harry Truman once held this very seat.  Claire McCaskill, who did unseat Jim Talent in November 2006, also said that.  So what this means is that Jean Carnahan and Claire McCaskill somehow wanted Missourians to think that just because Harry Ass Truman once sat in that Senate seat for ten years, (and by “sat,” I mean selected by the Tom Pendergast political machine in Kansas City, though Truman was way down on the depth chart, and everyone else got hurt, if you catch my drift), that somehow Missourians are obligated to elect Democrats and only Democrats into that seat.

Just for the record, Truman lucked into that Senate seat.  He did a few good things while there to earn the favor of FDR, so that he made Truman his 1944 running mate.  But then he lucked into FDR kicking off, then lucked into the Republicans nominating one of the most arrogant knaves in the history of public affairs, Thomas Dewey, who pissed away a sure win for the Republicans.  The quagmire in Korea and a sluggish economy in 1952 is when his luck ran out.

Message for Jean, Claire and for all it may concern:

It isn’t the Truman seat, it isn’t the Democrat seat.  It’s the people’s seat.





More on the Scott Heard ‘Round the World

20 01 2010

Dems circle the wagons around President Obama, claiming the Scott heard ’round the world had nothing to do with Obama.

Rasmussen found that 20% of those that voted Brown also voted Obama in November 2008.  20% of Brown’s 51.9% is 10.38% of all voters that voted yesterday.  If only one-quarter of those people had changed their minds and voted Coakley instead of Brown, Coakley wins.

Another excuse is that Coakley ran a poor campaign while Brown’s was brilliant.  I will admit that Coakley’s run sucked, but I don’t think Scott Brown was exactly world-beating — Then again, I just happen to have high standards.  Either way, it ought not have mattered — This is Massachusetts, and voting in a Federal election.  There should have been so much room between Coakley and Brown that even on her worst day and his best, she should have won by 10.  Do you now think that Obama had nothing to do with the result?

Here’s another question:  If Brown vs Coakley was in November 2006, or November 2008, she would have won easily.  What’s so different in January 2010 instead of Nov ’06 or Nov ’08?  Right…An Incumbent Democrat President with a bad economy.  Massachusetts Democrats might well have shot themselves in the foot with their machinations re special elections.  Remember, when Mitt Romney became Governor, the rule was that the Governor would appoint someone to fill a U.S. Senate vacancy, and that someone would serve until a special election could be held the following November of an even numbered year.  When Romney was Governor and Ted Kennedy’s health was in decline, the state legislature (80%+ Democrat in both chambers) voted to, then overrode a Gov. Romney veto of, a procedure change to where a Governor could not fill a vacancy, and instead a special election would be held within a specific time period after the vacancy opened.  The thought being that Romney would appoint a Republican, while a popular vote would mean a Democrat.  Once Deval Patrick became Governor, there was no more threat of a Republican Governor picking a Republican to fill that vacancy.  Once Ted Kennedy was on his death bed, Democrats in MA all of a sudden discovered they’d be without their precious 60th Senate vote that would be needed to put PelosiCare over the top, so they changed the rules again to allow for a Gubernatorial temporary stand-in until the special election.  Gov. Patrick chose Ted Kennedy’s Chief of Staff, Paul Kirk, to be that fill-in.  It looks like the Democrats should have left it alone in the first place — if they had, then whoever Gov. Patrick would have chosen would be in that Senate seat until what would have been a Nov. 2010 special election.  Now, Scott Brown is in that seat until it comes up again on its regular schedule, that is, November 2012.

Michelle Malkin has the red-blue township map.  (Note: This is not a county map, because MA has relatively few counties.)  Coakley’s strength was inner city and inner suburban Boston, and western MA, while Brown’s was central MA, the outer suburbs of Boston and, surprisingly, the ocean front areas of the Kennedy Compound.  What surprises me is that western MA is heavily Democrat, which is unusual for a rural area, but I have been told western MA is essentially a southern extension of Vermont, as in a mecca for New York and Boston liberals to pretend to be bucolic farmers.  So it makes sense in that light.





Dig a Little Deeper…

20 01 2010

P-D:

JEFFERSON CITY — While no cuts to the Missouri Scholars Academy’s budget for next year have been formally proposed, the program’s supporters are gearing up for a fight to stave off more cuts.

Alumni of the 25-year-old program and area educators testified to the House Education Appropriations Committee Tuesday, asking lawmakers to keep funding in place for the 2011 fiscal year.

Last year, state lawmakers cut funding for both the Missouri Scholars Academy and the Missouri Fine Arts Academy. This year, the academies will receive about one-third their normal combined allotment.

The programs allow a number of academically and artistically gifted high students to enroll in high level coursework the summer following their sophomore year at the University of Missouri, Columbia, and Missouri State University in Springfield.

(snip)

When lawmakers cut funding for the programs last year, a number of alternative proposals came up including shortening the three-week programs or making the academies smaller.

Lawmakers today suggested students should be required to pay some level of tuition to attend the camp, while they agreed they supported the focus on gifted students.

While this article doesn’t mention the racial angle, I think that’s what’s going on.  Just like Berkeley, California’s school districts eliminating science labs in its high schools — The reason is that “gifted” usually means white, and we can’t give any money to white students, because it takes money away from the decades-long and billions-expensive effort to turn black ghetto dullards into nuclear engineers.  Meanwhile, those who actually have the capability to become nuclear engineers get the short end of the stick.  Wrong skin color and all that.





Please Go to Boston, or L.A., or Houston, or Chicago…

20 01 2010

…And sit through traffic jams on The 405, The Southwest Freeway or the Dan Ryan.  You’ll beg for 270 back.

Geezo, the way St. Louis media outlets like to complain about stuff, you’d think they still believe St. Louis is an important metropolitan area and all that.

And good luck finding the money to add a lane in each direction between Manslaughter and 44.  Gonna have to reconstruct a railroad overpass and make major rock cuts.





Sydney — Formerly an Australian City

20 01 2010

But not anymore, mate — Too many Indians and Chinese are coming in with bags of money bidding up real estate values sky high, gentrifying native born white Australians right out of their own city.

Some former Sydneyistas now live as far south along the coast as Nowra, almost 100 miles south of Sydney as the crow flies, but still work in Sydney.  Meaning a two-hour one way heavy rail commute, meaning four hours a day just going back and forth to the job.





A Civil Rights Violation

20 01 2010

P-D:

Striking a nerve with people who hung out at Northwest Plaza in the ’60s and ’70s.

ST. ANN — When Steve Erdelen set up a Facebook site called “I hung out at the fountain at Northwest Plaza as a teenager,” he expected a few responses from old high school friends.

Erdelen, 54, did not expect that in less than a month, more than 750 people would become Northwest Plaza Facebook “Friends.” In an even shorter time, more than 330 people signed up on his new site, “Let’s Revitalize Northwest Plaza Now!”

You can’t “revitalize Northwest Plaza Now.”  Doing so would be a violation of Federal civil rights laws.  Black thugs have civil rights.  White honkeys with money that want to shop don’t have civil rights.  Get it, cracker?

When it opened, Northwest was the largest shopping mall in the country in terms of number of stores.  You can pretty much figure out why it went into to decline, to where it’s about to be an entry on deadmalls.com.  But it’s an obvious but taboo reason that neither the P-D nor Mr. Erdelen will touch with a ten-foot pole.





Constituency Services

20 01 2010

Time polled a thousand children, ages 9 to 13, about various things.

What jumped right out at me is that their grading of President Obama’s first year is anything but exceptional:  More than half are Bs or Cs, while there are almost as many Fs as As.  The median grade would probably be a B-.

The most likely answer for desired careers was professional athlete among the boys, and teacher among the girls.  Proving that girls are more mature at that age — more realistic about their career paths.  I, too, had the professional athlete dream — Even through the summer I was 10 years old, I realistically imagined myself in a St. Louis Cardinals uniform.  But by the next summer, some of the same boys that I was better than the summer before got better than me.  So at the age of 11, could deduce that the MLB wasn’t in the Cards for me, so to speak.  I was barely good enough to make the baseball team in high school, but I was by no means a standout player.  I knew all along that I was doing it just for fun, and that baseball was the first thing to fall under the cracks if one developed.  Because I had too much on my plate during Senior Year, I didn’t even go out for baseball that year.

While the same percentage of boys and girls fashioned themselves as doctors, twice as many girls said they wanted to be vets.  Being a vet is harder than being a doctor, because animals can’t tell you where it hurts or specific symptoms.  Otherwise, it’s the same number of years in school, and the cirriculum is even harder, because you have to be familiar with the anatomy of many kinds of animals, and not just human beings.

Boys aged 9-10 send an average of three txtmsgs a day, girls that age send 4.  In the 11-13 age range, that number increases to 11 for boys and 24 for girls.  WTF are 9-year olds doing sending txt msgs?  I really don’t think a child that young should be so communicative.  If it were my 9-year old, they might have a cell phone, but it would be really restricted in its capabilities.





The Republican Party Is Officially Back From The Dead

20 01 2010

An obscure basketball-playing State Senator becomes U.S. Senator, and then…

I know, you’ve heard that story before.

An ex-g/f called me last night for unrelated reasons, (before the rumors start — it had nothing to do with a stick turning blue) and she must have heard that I had Fox News on the TV.  She said that Scott Brown “looked like a President.”

I crank up Ye Olde Drudge Report this morning, and now it’s got Presidential speculation.  FGS, let him accumulate 150 days of work in the Senate first before we start talking up his Presidential chops!

The margin of victory was 4.8%.  But, this being Massachusetts, for Martha Coakley and the Democrats, that relatively narrow margin of defeat is the longest yard.

That truck of his must have some power under the hood.  He accelerated from nobody to U.S. Senator in a month and a half.

At the Brown victory rally last night, I heard the crowd yelling “John Kerry’s Next.”  As his once upon a time colleague in the Senate from Massachusetts might have said, we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

The big behind the scenes winner last night?  I’ll give you a hint:  He, too, once wanted this Senate seat.  With Sarah Palin’s intentions unknown and Mike Huckabee toast, I think Mitt Romney is suddently the front runner for 2012′s Republicans at the moment.

I know that not everyone was enthralled with Scott Brown, and I certainly wish he were more hard core.  However, this is Massachusetts.  Not only is the best the enemy of the good, the best is the enemy of the fair.

Before last night, I thought the Stupid Party would snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, and their gains in November would be disappointingly few.  Now, if this is an indication, then I think we’re looking at getting close to taking back the Senate and actually taking back the House.  After the Democrats took back both chambers in 2006, I predicted we were at the outset of an era of quick changes in Congressional control, that every few years, one or both chambers would flip.  The days of Democrats running the House for 40 years or even the Republicans for 12 were over.  I thought that we could be seeing party changes in the House or Senate every four years.  I just might be right (about something) after all.  I wasn’t right about the Republican Party being dead.








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