CNS: Montana Becomes Third State to Allow Doctor-Assisted Suicide
Why is it that only cloudy, cold and gloomy states allow doctor-assisted suicide?
KSDK: Meth lab found in cemetery, owner charged
He should be most aware of the dangers of meth, after he passes by all those dead 40-year olds six feet under his shoes.
Kansas City Star: NAACP convention gives KC chance to stand out
“Find an Arthur Bryants with a drive-thru. Then blow town ASAP.”
NYP: Heroin for dummies
Anyone who would shoot concentrated opiates up their veins with disease-riddled third-hand needles is a dummy.
Take Two: NYP: Heroin for dummies
But don’t you dare smoke a cigarette. Oh no, not in New York City.
KSDK: Survey: Only 45 percent of Americans satisfied with their work
Just wait until they don’t have their work anymore, then they’ll wish they would have been more satisfied.
CNS: Manufacturing Report Bolsters Hopes for Recovery
Before you get your hopes up, remember that “manufacturing” means burger flipping in Yankee government parlance.
CNS: Houston Mayor Calls Swearing-In Milestone for Homosexuals
Here I am, little ole nobody me who thought that it means that Houston has a new mayor.
CNS: GOP Chairman Says Republicans ‘Screwed Up’ After Reagan
I should say. Two Bushes, Dole, McCain and Michael Steele. If that isn’t screwing up, I don’t know what is.
Slashdot: New Pi Computation Record Using a Desktop PC
I bet you somebody’s already trying to memorize all the new digits.
P-D: Sen. John Kerry undergoes 2nd hip replacement
Methinks it was all a cover for more Botox :P
P-D: Slay to issue a few less proclamations
The Mayor issued a Proclamation declaring 2010 “No Proclamation Year.”
