CNS: Obama’s $33-Billion Jobs Bill Won’t Create Many Jobs, Critics Say
I did the math, and those 33 gigabucks will create, say, four jobs. Maybe five. So it’s not all bad.
CNS: Fox’s Chris Wallace: ‘I’m Offended’ People Watch Joe Scarborough on MSNBC
People are watching MSNBC? That’s news to me.
Jihad Watch: Islamic scholar: Access to guns, not jihad, to blame for Fort Hood
Yeah, really. What is a Major in the U.S. Army doing with firearms on a military base?
NPI: Rep. Alan Grayson: $12 Trillion Gone and No One Punished
It only seems to be those tea partiers that Grayson hates so much who want those who abscond with 12 terabucks of the Yankee gubmint’s money to be held accountable.
Fox News: Man Sues California Mall After Guard Arrests Him for Having Conversation About God
I can see how this conversation started: “In the beginning was the mall. And the mall was God.” Or, rather, “God created everything in six days, and on the seventh, he took some time off to do some shopping at the mall.” Even better: “For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten mall.”
Reuters: Sweden beats U.S. to top tech usage ranking
While the U.S. has more people, Sweden had one competitive advantage all along such that this news was inevitable: Photographs of delightfully blonde women with delightfully hard bodies who are delightfully bereft of raiment.
UK Daily Mail: One in ten children earning £1,000 a year
They’re taxed for 80% of that to pay for the nine in ten children sitting around on their rears.
UK Daily Mail: The food that won the war: Powdered eggs, Spam… and a generous dash of ingenuity
Don’t forget about Gordon Ramsay yelling in your face about not burning the powered egg and spam risotto.
CNN: Time for Obama to go ‘gangsta’ on GOP
Watch for the Biggety Biggety O to don a Obama-logo do-rag, put some chrome spinners on the Presidential limos, and pull a drive-by on a Republican meeting and bust a cap into John Boehner’s ass. Yo yo. The only thing standing in the way is that his two daughters know who their father is for sure. Decidedly un-gangsta, homey.
Malkin: The abortion lobby’s ghoulish Valentine’s Day cards
“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Let’s Jump in Bed, and Abort the Consequences.”
