5: Mathews-Dickey Boys and Girls Club turns 50
Ironically, the MDBGC would be too old to join itself.
KSDK: Satellite makes successful launch en route to sun
Now let’s see if it’s guidance algorithm works. Then again, it’s simply a matter of go to the only bright thing within four light years.
Jihad Watch: Student shouting “slaughter the Jews” at Israeli official’s speech claims he was misunderstood
I agree. He WAS misunderstood. He really meant to say “gas the Jews.”
AP: Palestinian protesters pose as Na’vi from “Avatar”
Great idea. The Israeli Government can put them to work mining unobtanium so that they’re too busy to bomb buses full of Jewish children.
UK Daily Mail: Muslims warned not to go through airport body scanners because they violate Islamic rules on nudity
They violate Islamic rules on killing infidels.
P-D: Police remind revelers: Behave at Soulard’s Mardi Gras
You’ll have to park so far away from Soulard, and you’ll have to walk so far just to get there, that you’ll be too tired to flash your boobs.
AP: Reining in Rio: Not everything goes at Carnival
Take heart in this, though — Your micromini only needs to cover up the entirety of your private parts, not a millimeter more.
St. Louis Craigslist: Looking for male pit bull (North St. Louis City)
You know, they say stereotypes are bad, but…
Slashdot: Google Considered Too Big To Fail
But never big enough to EPIC FAIL.
ABA Journal: Race & Gender of Judges Make Enormous Differences in Rulings, Studies Find
There is a positive linear relationship between the whiteness of the judge and the sensibility of the ruling.
NYP: Most New Yorkers hear neighbors having sex
Go somewhere where you’ll never hear your neighbors getting it on. Retire to Boca.
Crud State: Vigilance: I’m Banning Birfers, Truthers, and Groups Affiliated Therewith
Some would call that cowardice, not vigilance.
UK Daily Mail: Footballers refuse to appear in FA’s anti-homophobia video ‘because they fear ridicule’
What they actually fear are too many double entendres about netminders, strikers, forwards, sweepers, ends, wingmen and sin bins.
