I know it’s a little early to put together a list of things to shop for in August, but if you’ve got a white son that will be entering the sixth grade this fall, you should make sure you buy him some rope and spray paint before his first day of school. He’s going to need those things with them on the first day, so he’s able to tie a multi-racial entering kindergartner to a tree and spray the n-word on him or her. We now know that racial enmity and hate toward mulatto children starting KG has lurked deep within the evil hearts of every white 11-year old in the country for the last generation if not more. They need to have the rope and spray paint on them as they start sixth grade, so they’re able to spot that little mulatto KGer about to start KG; they can’t very well tie him or her to a tree and spray-paint the n-word on his or her shirt if they don’t have the rope and spray paint on them to begin with.
As a matter of fact, I suggest buying it now. There are a lot of white 11-year old boys going into the sixth grade this fall who will surely be hunting all those mulatto 5-year old boys and girls starting KG this fall in the school yard on the first day of school. Can you imagine what all that demand is going to do to the price of rope and spray paint in early August? Buy it now while it’s out of season.
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