I know you’re not supposed to talk about a woman’s age. So I’ll be diplomatic in what I’m about to say:
For an upper middle-aged woman, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is smoking red hot.
I can only imagine what she was like when she was about my age. Just extrapolating the age regression, and imagining it on my computer monitor, makes me want to get up and give her the ole wolf whistle. I don’t imagine Mr. Brewer will take too kindly at someone ogling his wife, even from 1,300 miles away. But I am, even if it comes with the risk of him traveling all that distance just to kick my ass.
You read it here first: Janice Kay Brewer, 45th President of the United States.
