Yahoo Sports: Sources: Bulls fire Del Negro
Careful. Firing a negro always comes with risks. Make sure he can’t prove discrimination or hostile working conditions.
UK Daily Mail: What a Tweetheart: Kim Kardashian takes to Twitter to tell the world she has ‘Justin Bieber fever’
Get a room, you two. And by “room,” I mean in a country where the AoC is 12.
Take Two: UK Daily Mail: What a Tweetheart: Kim Kardashian takes to Twitter to tell the world she has ‘Justin Bieber fever’
Reggie Bush? Wouldn’t wanna b’ya right now. Not only are you almost officially an NFL bust, your g/f unloaded you for JUSTIN F’N BIEBER.
UK Daily Mail: Osama Bin Laden ordered a satellite TV dish to watch 9/11 attacks… but couldn’t get a signal at his mountainous base
Good luck collecting an account from his creep if he doesn’t pay.
…don’t come from a fast feeder with “taco” in its name. While we’re on the subject…
UK Telegraph: Britain’s biggest bra goes on sale
Some NFL players are rejoicing.
CNS: ABC’s Joy Behar: Obama is Not Sarah Palin, ‘Do Not Drill, Baby, Do Not Drill!’
Yeah, and watch gas go up to $5 a gallon. Channeling my once upon a time Congressman, every dime increase in the gas price is five House seats that change parties in November.
P-D: Pawnbroker to enter Ill. governor’s race
Does Illinois have anything left to hock?
Diane Meyer: National Cheeseburger Month lights up
Lolcats everywhere, rejoice.
5: Governor Pat Quinn: Cigarette tax could help avoid school cuts
Start smoking: Both the health care and education of millions of children depend on it.
5: St. Louis leaders support red-light cameras
Money is a nice thing to have.
UK Telegraph: Zettabytes overtake petabytes as largest unit of digital measurement
There aren’t any letters beyond Z, so hopefully those won’t run out.
