Theme of the Day: Stupid Asses

5 05 2010

First, President Obama.  Claims that the TPM was a direct result to unanimous Republican opposition to the Porkulus.  I guess we’re to think that if Rahm or Axelrod was able to pick off one of the check-pants or check-skirts, like Olympia Snowe, the Tea Parties would have never happened?

Second, St. Louis Mayor Francis Slay.  Comes out against photo ID requirements for voting, claims it will have a disparate impact on certain constituencies.  Yeah, like the one in St. Louis City that wants to have a black mayor.

UPDATE: Snowe, along with Runaround Sue Collins and Arlen “Don’t interrupt me bitch” Specter, voted for Porkulus.





Separated At Birth

5 05 2010

One is a Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Deputy who stopped a knife wielding and obviously insane shopper at Target. The other is “singer” Chris Brown, who, like the woman, has been a recent person of interest to Southern California law enforcement authorities. Can you tell which is which?





Tattered Old Coats

4 05 2010

Former Sen. Dan Coats won the Republican nomination today, in his attempt to return to the U.S. Senate, to fill the place of retiring Evan Bayh.  Of the three major GOP contenders, he was the least desirable, as he’s sort of an establishmentarian.  My vote would have been for John Hostettler, who, like J.D. Hayworth in Arizona, was unfortunately and undeservedly bounced out of Congress in 2006′s blue wave, and trying to make a comeback in the Upper Chamber four years later.  As it is, Coats will face off with House Blue Dogger Brad Ellsworth, who has probably the best immigration record among all the major candidates for that Senate seat in Indiana.  If I lived in Indiana, I’d very likely vote for Ellsworth in November.

In Ohio, it looks like it’s Democrat Lt. Gov. Lee Fisher vs Rob Portman, former Congressman and Bush 43 Admin. trade ombusdman.  I don’t know anything about Fisher, but I definitely wouldn’t vote Portman if I lived in Ohio — He’s a free trader, which, in a rust belt state like Ohio, will go over like a whore farting in church.  Therefore, I think Fisher will win.

This certainly complicates Republican hopes to take over the Senate.





Remember That Law Passed in 1964?

4 05 2010

Yahoo Sports:  Sources: Bulls fire Del Negro

Careful.  Firing a negro always comes with risks.  Make sure he can’t prove discrimination or hostile working conditions.


UK Daily Mail:  What a Tweetheart: Kim Kardashian takes to Twitter to tell the world she has ‘Justin Bieber fever’

Get a room, you two.  And by “room,” I mean in a country where the AoC is 12.

Take Two:  UK Daily Mail:  What a Tweetheart: Kim Kardashian takes to Twitter to tell the world she has ‘Justin Bieber fever’

Reggie Bush?  Wouldn’t wanna b’ya right now.  Not only are you almost officially an NFL bust, your g/f unloaded you for JUSTIN F’N BIEBER.

UK Daily Mail:  Osama Bin Laden ordered a satellite TV dish to watch 9/11 attacks… but couldn’t get a signal at his mountainous base

Good luck collecting an account from his creep if he doesn’t pay.


5:  Best tacos in St. Louis

…don’t come from a fast feeder with “taco” in its name.  While we’re on the subject

UK Telegraph:  Britain’s biggest bra goes on sale

Some NFL players are rejoicing.


CNS:  ABC’s Joy Behar: Obama is Not Sarah Palin, ‘Do Not Drill, Baby, Do Not Drill!’

Yeah, and watch gas go up to $5 a gallon.  Channeling my once upon a time Congressman, every dime increase in the gas price is five House seats that change parties in November.


P-D:  Pawnbroker to enter Ill. governor’s race

Does Illinois have anything left to hock?


Diane Meyer:  National Cheeseburger Month lights up

Lolcats everywhere, rejoice.


5:  Governor Pat Quinn: Cigarette tax could help avoid school cuts

Start smoking:  Both the health care and education of millions of children depend on it.

5:  St. Louis leaders support red-light cameras

Money is a nice thing to have.


UK Telegraph:  Zettabytes overtake petabytes as largest unit of digital measurement

There aren’t any letters beyond Z, so hopefully those won’t run out.





Tuesday’s Other Stuff

4 05 2010

The iconic image of Philadelphia.  What’s even better is that it didn’t preclude a Cards win.

His father told the media that he advised his son against running onto the field, because “this was a once in a lifetime opportunity.”  Dad didn’t know how apt he was, because last night was the last time in his lifetime that his son will see the inside of Citizens Bank Park.

(1)  They wanted the government to give them free food.  And free bologna sandwiches is just what they’re going to get.

(2)  So much for “Be All You Can Be” — An assisiant CA in Christian County gave five men a choice between having a felony sheet and serving in the U.S. Armed Forces.  Four of the five chose felon.





Pennsylvania. WTF?

4 05 2010

PA:  We know more about you than you doExcept if you get in a car wreck.





“Because Ordinary Citizens Were Vigilant”

4 05 2010

President Obama heaps implicit praise on the NYC street vendor who passed along the crucial tip that led to the apprehension of the suspected failbomber.

And just how did Sen. Barack Obama vote on immunity for those who pass along reports of suspicious behavior to authorities, which was voted on in the wake of the Flying Imams scandal?  I’ll give you a hint:  He took the same kind of courageous stand that he did so many times in the Illinois State Senate.

The most unfortunate thing about the whole affair is that, even though Michael Bloomberg (Yesterday:  It was someone opposed to ObamaCare.  Today:  Don’t be hatin’ on Muslims, New York City is for everyone except white conservatives) has been shown for the moron that he is, he’s the least bad that the New York City body politic can produce.  It’s all downhill from there.





Because There Are Never Any Storms or Thefts in Kentucky…

3 05 2010

ESPN:  Bosh seeks advice on Twitter

The answer is no.  Smoking weed is not good for your health.


P-D:  Kentucky students OK with St. Louis, despite thefts and storms

The toasted ravioli is what made it all worthwhile.

UK Daily Mail:  Hawking backs possibility for humans to travel millions of years into the future

Oh yeah, we’ll get there, but it’ll take many many generations.





Today’s Other Tidbits

3 05 2010

(1)  Slashdot profiles St. Louis’s City Museum.

(2)  In Britain, crime pays.  And it’s going to continue to pay until the BNP comes to power.

(3)  Repeat #2.





Today’s 48th State Stack of Stuff

3 05 2010

(1)  MLBPA against.  Why?  Do they think it’ll be harder for roided-up ballplayers to get their jolly juice?

Oooh, I didn’t just say that, did I?  Have I gone too far, or have I not gone far enough?

(2)  Why Arizona passed SB 1070, Part 836

(3)  The AP publishes its 2010 list of most and least economically stressed counties in the country.  Look at the top 20 — You’ll find yet another reason why Arizona passed SB 1070 — Knock on wood, it has no counties in the top 20, and wants to keep it that way.





That Had to Hurt

3 05 2010

Sydney Morning Herald:

Hume Highway reopens after serious crash

The Hume Highway was reopened early on Monday after a crash in which six people were injured.

Police closed the highway near Sutton Forest, in southern NSW, on Sunday night after a southbound Holden Rodeo towing a ute lost control and collided with a northbound Ford Falcon about 5.30pm (AEST).

“Towing a ute.”  That’s either some Aussieslang for trailer, or it means what it literally is — Ebonics for a young person.





Me Obama. You Telepromter.

2 05 2010

I wonder if President Obama or anyone in the White House actually reads his speeches.  On Friday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi slapped back at the planned Obama/Axelrod strategery for the mid-term elections of running against Washington insiders.  (Digest that, for a moment.  The President is telling you to turn away Washington insiders.)  A day later, the President, in his commencement speech to graduates of the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor, advised them and us to back off of anti-government rhetoric, and from inane name calling and word choices.

I guess Obama was against Washington before he was for it.

BTW, the AP is casting the UofM commencement crowd as Obama’s largest since the Presidential campaign.  Except they weren’t there to see him, they were there to graduate from the University of Michigan.  Also, I tend to think the reason Obama mouthed off about anti-government rhetoric when it where he did is because Ann Arbor is not too far from where this Hutaree mess went down.





Graffiti in Benton Park

2 05 2010

I just got back to E’Ville after having house-sat for someone who was sorta my boss on a temporary job about a half decade ago.  He had to go on an emergency overnight trip, but didn’t want to leave his house alone.

The house is in the Benton Park neighborhood in South St. Louis City.  That neighborhood is one with which I am fairly familiar, because I lived just to the west of the park when I was 7-12 years old.  The areas to the west of BP are heavily black, to the north they are mostly white and a big haven for yuppie gentrification spillover from Soulard, and to the south mixed.  That’s the way it is now, but when I was living in the area, it was pretty much all white — The changeover from mostly white to mostly black on the west side of BP didn’t happen until we moved away.  The house I was minding today is well to the park’s north, in the yuppie area, but BP is the closest park to the domicile in question.

I decided to take his two dogs for a walk late this morning.  As I was traversing through Benton Park, I saw that someone spray-painted some graffiti on the pavilion, which sits between the playground and one of the park’s lakes.  The graffiti read, “Get the Fuck O Stinky N*****s.”  (Obviously, I’m censoring the racial pejorative.  I’m also guessing “O” was supposed to be “Out.”)  One of the benches at the circular lake nearest the pavilion was spray painted with “N*****s.”  The pavilion graffiti was red, and the bench graffiti was silver.  The graffiti did not have its intended effect, as I counted at least three black adults and four black children in the playground area, (along with a lot of white adults and children), so they were either oblivious to the graffiti (which is unlikely, due to the size of the letters), or they wrote it off as a joke.  There were at least two St. Louis City cop cars in the park, both sitting still.  I saw at least three city cop cars actively patrolling the streets around the park, probably to find the doer(s).

I have a theory about the doers.

One of the few times I was in that neighborhood after I moved away and before the temporary job I mentioned was to take a gander at a certain address south of the park.  In 2001 (?), in the several weeks before Martin Luther King’s birthday, a group of fanatical leftists were putting up placards along street poles and bus stop shelters in most of St. Louis City’s southern half, advertising a “spirited Pre-MLK Day Rally” Downtown.  It listed the participating organizations, and among them were two orgs that used “communist” in their names.  I snapped a pic of one of the placards, I’ve got it lying around in my hard drive somewhere.  The point I made at the time as a caller to various shows on WGNU is that it was (and still is) total bullshit for neo-cons like Nut Gingrich and Ward Connerly to cast MLK as some kind of “conservative,” even of the milquetoast neo type.  Why do all these self-proclaimed commie types so readily attach themselves to things with MLK imprimatur?

The placard had a phone number on it, and I reversed searched it to an address south of Benton Park.  The house in question was some run-down frame house which looks way out of place in a block full of old time Kraut salt flats.  It is, however, a big congregating point for South St. Louis’s left-wing extremist crowd.  A bit west of there, on Cherokee, somewhere between the old shopping district and Gravois, is another hangout for the anarchist crowd.  A few years ago, for another reason, I became familiar with that crowd, thanks to an unfortunate run-in.  That joint is not too far from what used to be Herman Eisley’s Black Forest restaurant.  I bet ole Herman would shit a brick if he could see what happened to that neighborhood.

So you’ve got two edifices associated with the local far left within walking distance of where this graffiti was spray-painted.  I’m guessing racial hoax, on the part of these Info Shop or St. Louis Independent Media Center types.





Nickel’s Worth of Free Advice for Jan Brewer

2 05 2010

When you become the 45th President of the United States on January 20, 2013, issue a mass blanket pardon, encompassing both past and future time, and both the criminal and civil law venues, pardoning those who “illegally” download or “pirate” otherwise copyrighted music by Ricky Martin, Shakira, and all the other celebutard “singers” coming out* against SB 1070.  After all, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.  If the very same Federal government’s immigration laws can’t be enforced, either by them or by any one of the several states in the union, then its copyright protections can’t be enforced, either.

Even before she becomes President, assuming the GOP takes control of the House this November, and assuming there are exceedingly few open borders types in their Freshman class, then the House GOP could use the appropriations power to cut off funding for any Federal efforts in the Executive or Judicial branch that would have to be used to prosecute or sue such “piracy” and “copyright infringement,” even while ObamaDuh is still President.

This doesn’t have to stop at music.  There are also movies, and movies have celebutard actors that I’m sure are bitching about SB 1070.

* – Ricky, please don’t interpret this as a double entendre.





Sunday Wrap-Up

2 05 2010

(1)  Buck Wild has just become Buck Mild.  Funny we don’t see this four-by-two group of mugshots plastered all over the place, like we got to saw of the Hutaree.  On the other hand, their collective IQs are probably comparable.

(2)  Perhaps I can shed some light on the situation:  JJK is wondering why the ESL recreation center which did bear her name ran big deficits, such that she’s in a hurry trying to hustle up the money to re-open it.  It reads here that it “opened in 2000 as a safe place for students to work on homework…”  There’s your answer.  An establishment in East St. Louis where one can go to do school work would be as popular as a Nazi memorabilia store in Tel Aviv.





This Weekend’s 48th State Stack of Stuff

2 05 2010

(1)  Someone must have heard my angst about Arizona’s immigration law surpassing Missouri’s in terms of strictness:  State Rep. Mark Parkinson (R-St. Charles) wants to close the gap.

(2)  A Catholic priest, a Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar…

If you ask me, this is just about the right time to yank the tax-exempt status from all organized religion.  I admit, a few honest people and denominations will be hurt, but just a few.

(3)  Surprise surprise.  I told ya so, Phyllis Schlafly:  Rick Perry comes out against.  Oops, I forgot, election time is over, so he doesn’t need to pretend he’s some kind of right winger anymore.

Texas, you got Rickrolled.  All you right wingers that fell for his pied piper rhetoric?  You got Rickrolled.

(4)  A previously passed Arizona law, one that punishes employers that knowingly hire illegal aliens, is going up to SCOTUS.  What’s crucial about this law is that it’s one of the best measures out there to deter illegal immigration and to induce illegals already here to self-deport, without as much as one law enforcement authority needing to lay even one finger on the body of one illegal alien.  If you do everything you can to punish employers for knowingly hiring, give them the proper tools (E-Verify) so they can discern legal status, and prohibit welfare for illegals, there won’t be anything here for them, and they won’t come at all, and most of the ones here will leave willingly.  That’s pretty much the reason we don’t sneak in the Mexico, because Mexico does everything it can to see to it that there’s nothing there for us.

(5)  Mark Steyn chimes in, relating SB 1070 to the UK elections.

(6)  Ted Nugent, too.  However, he fucks up one thing here — Part of the reason we’re in this mess is b/c of Reagan’s 1986 amnesty.

(7)  A few days ago, a leftist mob tried to block some ICE vans who were transporting illegal aliens for the purposes of deportation.  The mob chanted, “this is Illinois, not Arizona.”  (Too bad for Illinois).  Arizona it may not be, but evidently, Illinois IS Honduras and El Salvador.








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