NYP: No, Lindsay, it’s time you ‘F’ yourself
Don’t worry about that. She won’t have to do it herself — There’s a jail full of lonely girls waiting for her.
MTV: Why Is Lindsay Lohan On So Many Medications?
Because she has so many mental illnesses.
Haaretz: Obama: Israelis suspicious of me because my middle name is Hussein
No, they’re suspicious of you because you have the foreign policy of someone whose middle name is Hussein.
Arutz Sheva: Ahmadinejad’s Mission: Save America from Obama
A broken clock IS right twice a day.
CofCC: New Black Panther Party Leader: “We are ready to rumble” with TEA Parties and Glen Beck.
They’ll never take the blackboard alive.
Red State: Killing white babies is okay… in context.
That has to be the dumbest context in the history of putting things in context. BTW, Obama, there went another ten House seats.
Oakland Tribune: Hip-hop holds African-Americans back, author says
Funny, it’s not holding me back, even though I sometimes yell out, “bring on the third grade reading level!” while listening to it.
CNS: ‘God is Sad and God is Mad’ Over Oil Spill, Says Liberal Religious Leader
While you’ve got God on the line, ask him who killed Kennedy.
