WBBM-CBS-2 Chicago: [Illinois] Taxes To Fight Obesity?
You know what this means? This white ass of mine is going to be in the gym as often as it can. Not giving this rotten state the pleasure of any pretense of overweightness to tax.
NYT: The Claim: To Repel Mosquitoes, Use a House Fan
When I first ran my eyes past this headline, I thought it read, “To Repel Mosques.”
Globe: NAACP announces march on Washington
They’ll ask that the Federal government spend a lot of money on health care and education, open the borders, implement affirmative action and regulate private businesses into uselessness. I wonder what that’s like.
BigGov: The NAACP Acting Stupidly (Again)
Their lips are moving (again)
Chicago Sun-Times: [J-Fed] on gun law: ‘We want to know who has weapons’
I’ll get you started: Most black men with multiple felony rap sheets, you, and Mayor Daley’s security entourage.
Mason City (Iowa) Globe-Gazette: Obama, Hitler, Lenin billboard covered up
Liberals were gravely offended that Obama was compared to Hitler.
Ben Maller: Mike Tyson: I’m a pig, my whole life is a waste
All but about 45 seconds once every several months a few decades ago. Other than that, yeah.
Daily Mail: Transsexual pervert who downloaded child porn spared jail because judge says it would be ‘an appalling experience’
You know what else must be ‘an appalling experience?’ Being a child victim of child porn.
P-D: Has Mel Gibson coverage been adequate?
Quite.
Daily Mail: Drug lord brothers swap lifestyle of strippers, fast cars and luxury holidays for a long stretch behind bars
I don’t think they traded so willingly.
MissouriNet: Completion of Route 36 Expansion is “bittersweet”
Sweet: New and wider highway. Bitter: The realization that there’s no great attraction to Kansas City for Chicagoans such that a bypass of St. Louis is needed.
