The Hill: President Obama calls African-Americans a ‘mongrel people’
Nothing but the dogs in them.
UK Telegraph: Mayor calls Asda shoppers ‘mutants’
“Be Normal: Shop at Needless Markup.”
TMZ: Obama Brought to Stammering Halt … By Mel Gibson
Damn you, Mel, sneaking off with the teleprompter like that. How many times have we told you not to do that?
P-D: Woman charged with running down ex-boyfriend with car in Clayton
Beyond all her legal troubles, she’s going to have trouble finding another boyfriend.
5: Police: Florissant bank robber shoves money down his pants
Most guys who are on one of the blue pills are pretty much doing the same thing.
P-D: Ohio signs for ‘Wildman Road’ swiped too often
Forbid that Wildman Road should have junctions with Routes 69, 187, 420 or 666.
5: Police: Naked man sets prosthetic leg on fire with crack pipe
The headline is pretty much self-explanatory.
LAT: One in five Californians say they need mental health care
Meaning the three in five Californians are in denial.
P-D: A hunt for the most boring story
By all means, tell us, so I can make fun of you for harping on it.
5: 11-year-old gamer receives porn on Xbox
______________ public education __________ sex-ed class____________. You can fill in the blanks yourself.
