WTXF-Fox-29 Philly: Obama To Play Presidential Pickup With NBA Stars
I know he doesn’t care about actual governance or his actual responsibilities, so you can only take what you can get: For shits and grins, I hope he dunks on LeBron James.
Yahoo Sports: Woods seems lost with no way out
Still worth eight figures – I wish I could be so hopelessly lost.
AP: Russian man dies in searing heat at sauna contest
Judging from the recent weather in Europe, all that proves is that he went outside.
AP: Milwaukee teachers fight for Viagra drug coverage
I’ve got to hand it to them — they are a group of straight shooters.
WSJ: Donna Shalala Detained at Ben-Gurion
Must be a lot of Florida State fans in Tel Aviv.
B&C: TCA: Investigation Discovery Developing Mark Burnett ‘Prison Idol’-style Talent Competition
Win ‘Prison Idol’ — First Prize: A rape free month AND a carton of cigs. Second Prize: A rape-free week and a pack of cigs. Third Prize: A cig.
AP: Disgraced HP CEO to get about $28m in cash, stock
Another disgraced HP CEO might become a U.S. Senator in a few months. Seems like fucking up HP is great work if you can get it.
P-D: BRIDGETON > New police chief hired from within ranks
Honestly, is there any Bridgeton left?
LiveScience: Personality Set for Life By 1st Grade, Study Suggests
“Yeah, you WERE a rather rude and snide bastard.” — Txtmsg from my first-grade teacher to me.
