Daily Mail: Asthma inhalers ‘increase the risk of prostate cancer’
Plain words, don’t take your inhaler, die of an asthma attack so that your dead prostate can be cancer free in forty years.
AP: German mosque used by Sept. 11 attackers shut down
Oh well, at least they can move to Lower Manhattan.
Daily Mail: Apple files patent for futuristic ‘smart’ bike
Soon to be followed by the open source GBike.
Southeast Missourian: Mo. gov. plans float trip on Current River
If the headline happened to have left out “Missouri,” it wouldn’t have mattered — We would have implied “Missouri” from the words “float trip.” All the St. Louisans on the trip can talk to each other about where they went to high school.
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