Ben Maller: NBA player has shotgun wedding
He certainly has, if Gilbert Arenas is his best man.
Fan House: FBI Tracked Alabama Football in ‘Bear’ Bryant Era, Documents Show
Those Auburn fans, I tell ya — They’ll do anything to gain an edge.
The Smoking Gun: Justice Department Seeks Ebonics Experts
How bout that. The DOJ is single-handedly going to cause the black unemployment rate to plummet.
Daily Beast: How Did I Have a Stroke in My 20s?
Let’s see. You regularly exercise your thumbs, and you maintain a well-balanced diet, a triple cheeseburger in each hand.
NYT: Gym Mixes Vodka With Fitness
I’ve done the bourbon/fitness mix, and it’s not all that bad.