Fun With Headline Divas

10 09 2010

NRA-ILA:  NRA CHALLENGES CONSTITUTIONALITY OF FEDERAL HANDGUN BAN FOR LAW ABIDING 18-20 YEAR OLDS

Thereby giving a second life to all those old “18: Adult” buttons from the Vietnam era pursuit for voting rights for 18-year olds.

5:  Farm Fresh Store robbery suspect arrested

He’s white.  What else would knock back a store called “Farm Fresh?”

Philadelphia Inquirer:  Too loud too early for Manayunk church bell, neighbor complains

But a mosque blurting out the prayer call five times a day?  A-OK.

Raleigh (N.C.) Nuisance & Obstructor:  Sheriffs want lists of patients using painkillers

Lemme guess.  This sheriff is hear no evil see no evil speak no evil when it comes to North Carolina’s many illegal aliens.

NYP:  Brooklyn woman stabs husband after discovering porn video

If he’s not an S&M freak, he’s really got some big problems.


Ben Maller:  49ers Michael Crabtree baffled by label of diva

Especially since Chad 85, T.O., Miles Austin and Dez Bryant deserve it way more.





Friday’s Other Stuff

10 09 2010

*  The prosperity of the neighborhoods around the dying Jamestown Mall isn’t quite what the P-D advertises.  I’ll leave it at that.

*  Ever wondered where the left wing gets all this money to stir up shit?  Look in the mirror.

I may not know “what it’s going to take,” but we can already deduce that community organizing doesn’t work.

*  Cookie Thornton, Michael Devlin, and now this.  Plain words, there is something definitely wrong in Kirkwood.

*  A Federal trial level judge has declared DADT unconstitutional.

So?  I didn’t know the civilian Federal courts had any jurisdiction over the military.

PJ Media on the flaw of Minority Report-style law enforcement:

All of which sounds fine until you realize that a cop who spends too much of his work day staring into a computer screen will spend too little of it looking out the window of his police car for the criminals he has been so sophisticatedly equipped to detect.  When I was a rookie cop in the early ‘80s, each day in roll call I was handed a copy of what was called the Daily Occurrence report, known to street cops of the time as the D.O. sheet. Most of the veteran cops I worked with gave it a glance and took note of particulars like vehicle descriptions and license numbers of cars used in crimes, but they had little use for it otherwise.  They already knew where the area’s crimes were most likely to occur from having handled the calls themselves and from talking with their colleagues. They also knew where the parolees lived, which, then as now, was most often not where their parole records indicated. More important, they knew when to jump out of the car and put the grab on somebody they could see was up to no good.

It’s like the meteorologist who spends all of his or her time behind computer screens and fails to look out a simple window.  I wish I had a dime for every time the early morning local eyeball news said it was “cloudy” outside when it was really clear, or vice versa.  I’d be so rich that I’d have no need to wake up so early as to be watching the early morning local eyeball news meteorologists get the current conditions wrong.

*  Blogmeister Echo Syndrome.  Especially this part:

According to the Education Department, between 1997-98 and 2007-08, prices for undergraduate tuition, room and board at public institutions of higher education rose by 30 percent, and prices at private institutions rose by 23 percent — after adjustments for inflation. “The reason colleges have been getting away with raising their fees so much is that loans allow parents to tough it out,” Vedder says.

Federal government moves, such as tuition tax credits, allow those paying college costs to subtract a certain amount from their tax bills. But it does little to alleviate the financial burden, Vedder says, adding that it gives colleges an excuse to raise costs further.

Now, the WaPo doesn’t say this, but that’s a deliberate government (especially liberal, especially Democrat Party) policy.  Academia is the junior organizing arm of the Democrat Party, Liberalism Inc., and the ruling class in general.  It’s all designed to get as much money as possible flowing through its veins.

*  Duh of the day:  A high school named for Byron Nelson has a golf team.





53…

10 09 2010

This is what happens when your movement is nothing more than a personality cult.  We knew it from the jump, but better late than never that the Obamabots realize that there’s no there there.

*  We already knew that there was something about two of the many Senate elections being held this November.  The elections in Delaware and West Virginia are technically special elections to replace Joe Biden and Robert Byrd.  Therefore, the winner gets to be seated right away, and if one or both are Republicans, they could filibuster all the lame duck session crap that Pelosi and Reid might want to shove through the pipes before they lose their power, if the elections turn out that way.

Turns out that the race here in Illinois falls into the same category:  While the November vote between Mark Jerk and AlexiG is to determine who gets to hold that Senate seat for the full six-year term beginning January 3, 2011, the Federal courts seem to think that the winner of that election gets to be seated right away, as they think it also technically fills the remainder of Barack Obama’s Senate term, albeit only for a few months.  However, this is Mark Jerk we’re talking about here — Don’t count on him to do jack shit for any of us — He’s for all that liberal bullshit.

The answer is no.  HRC is just as left-wing as Obama; the only difference is that she, like her husband did during his Presidency, would have hid her radicalism under a gilded razzle-dazzle veneer of pragmatism.  If, for example, HRC were President today, and Arizona passes SB 1070, she would say absolutely nothing on the issue, her DOJ wouldn’t even think about suing, but she would secretly order ICE not to process any illegal aliens that SB 1070 nets.  That way, you get the same de facto amnesty in reality, but none of the voter blowback from any White House/DOJ opposition/lawsuits.





Immigration Stack of Stuff

10 09 2010

*  Is it me, or does it seem like the Executive Branch of the Federal Government has actually declared war on the State of Arizona?

*  3rd Circus in Philly knocks back Hazleton, Penn.’s SB 1070-like immigration law.  I get the feeling it’s going to SCOTUS, sooner rather than later.  And it’s going to get there faster than SB 1070 could get there — Since Hazleton’s laws and SB 1070 are similar in many ways, I think a SCOTUS ruling on the former will effectively be precedent for the latter.

The other big fallout is that this probably puts Lou Barletta over the top in his run for Congress.

Hey, Boris:  Lay off the Vodka.

*  Uh, you can’t “shift” one’s approach to “deporting illegal aliens” if you never had an approach nor deported anybody to begin with.





Auld Lang Syne

10 09 2010

P-D:

Boy in Spiderman pajamas scoots along Illinois highway

MURPHYSBORO, Ill. — Clad in Spiderman pajamas, a 5-year-old southern Illinois boy on a scooter had someplace to be. And he apparently wasn’t going to let busy highways stand in his way. Authorities said Jackson County sheriff’s deputies picked up the boy and his Razor-type scooter about 2 a.m. Wednesday along Old Illinois 13 in Murphysboro after fielding two 911 calls about the child’s trek.

Investigators said the boy reportedly left home without his parents’ knowledge to visit a friend in Carbondale, about seven miles away. Deputies got to him about two miles into his journey, which involved traveling on two major highways.

The boy was unharmed and returned to his grateful parents.

Murphysboro is one town to the west from Carbondale, where of course you know I lived for just about all of last year.

So I can attest:  An unattended young child wearing only PJs playing along the road relatively far from his house in the middle of the night isn’t unusual for Murphysboro — In fact, the image of that very thing is in the city’s official seal.  Murphysboro is truly the Rio Linda of far Southern Illinois.








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