This Bud’s For Us (Today’s Headlines)

29 09 2010

5:  Free Budweiser today at bars and restaurants

I’d never thought I’d live to see the day that they’d have to give away Budweiser in St. Louis to get St. Louisans to buy it.


Gateway Pundit:  Sick. NAACP Now Compares America to Nazi Germany Before Kristallnacht (Video)

That must mean they think Obama is Hitler.

P-D:  Obama calls Fox News’ point of view “destructive”

I bet the Federal government is realizing more taxes from FNC and its operations than from all the “constructive” cable news channels combined.

McPaper:  Obama: ‘I’m a Christian by choice’

Duh, you live in a first world secular democratic republic.  So of course your faith is by choice.  Now, in Muslim Screwballistan which you love so much, you don’t have much of a choice.

South Florida Sun-Sentinel:  Miami federal prosecutor arrested after swimming in his boxers

He will have to get around to filing briefs as part of the due process.


Portland Oregonian:  Blazers Insider: Greg Oden’s mind appears to be mending quicker than his knee

Say “Greg Oden.”  Does “mind” or “knee” really come to mind anymore if you’re thinking of an organ?


WMAQ-NBC-5 Chicago:  Vote in the Buff

Dead people vote in Chicago, so naked people might as well.

P-D:  Rural school districts work to attract teachers

I can make their recruitment campaign a lot easier.  Two words:  White students.


CSM:  One less skill for soldiers to master at boot camp: bayonet training

At the rate the Army is dropping all the real skills, all you’ll have to do is to say “our diversity is our strength,” and act like you really mean it, and bammo — Instant 2nd Lieutenant.

AP:  Obama: GOP hasn’t been honest with Americans

So saith the expert…


P-D:  Former University City council member convicted of lying

Count me shocked.  A politician lied?


CNS:  Gates: Day Will Come When Women Join Special Ops

The day might also come when the military does its job instead of dwelling on social concerns.

CNS:  First Lady Asks Nurses to Spread the Word about Affordable Care Act

Unfortunately, the first people to get the word will be those who are facing big rate hikes in their private insurance plans to cover all the ObamaCare mandates.

CNS:  Obama Refers to Illegal Aliens as ‘Us’ As He Renews Call for Amnesty

Is he implying that he’s an illegal alien?  Because we already have it on good NAACP authority that he’s Hitler.

The Blaze:  New NBPP Vid: King Samir Says Whites Use Black Babies as ‘Alligator Bait,‘ Laments ’Fox Jews’

I can almost hear “I’m Barack Obama, and I approved this message” at the end.


CNS:  Ten Cities Follow New York’s Lead in Launching Volunteers to Help Solve Local Problems

You volunteer to go down to the border to solve that local problem, and no, oh no, Mike Dumbberg isn’t having any part of that.

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