No Crackdown on Dirty Headlines Here

Scientific American:  An ode to the many evolved virtues of human semen

Or rather, a show of hands, or a shout out.

Esquire:  Exclusive: Ben Wetmore Explains CNN Boat Sex Prank

You just knew someone named “Wet More” could.

5:  Schools crack down on the dirtiest of dance moves

IOW, forget about the foreplay.  Just take our condoms and get on with it.

5:  Satanist leader condemns vandalism of St. Louis Islamic prayer center

Satanists vs Muslims.  I have no dog in the fight, but it’s going to be fun to watch nonetheless.

CNS:  Rupert Murdoch Calls for Amnesty for ‘Law-Abiding’ Illegal Immigrants

Thankfully, nobody will get any amnesty under this proposal.

CNS:  Liberals to March for Jobs, Justice in ‘One Nation Working Together’ Rally in DC

You can either have liberals or you can have jobs and justice, but not both.

CNS:  Chief of Staff Announcement Coming Friday with Pomp and Circumstance

Don’t get too excited.  It’s just Valerie Jarrett.

CNS:  Lack of Facebook Account a Sign of Troubled Youth?

“Be normal.  Waste all your time on the internet and expose everything about yourself to the rest of the world, including future employers.”

CNS:  U.S. Government Funding Study That Asks Boys as Young as 16 to Create ‘Web-Based Sex Diaries’ About Homosexual Experiences

Seems like two Rutgers voyeurs wanted to do something similar just a few days ago.

Thursday’s Tidbits

*  Playing football for a high school of a district in which you don’t reside?  It would be a really good idea not to commit any felonies.

*  “Tree service subcontractor” for Ameren.  I suspect Hispanic.  Hispanic migrant farm laborers are really bad about doing both #1 and #2 right in the farm fields, and this increases the risk that the various crops growing underneath will catch certain infections that can’t be washed away underneath the faucet, as they’re in-grown to the fruit or vegetable.

*  Treachery, thine names are Haley Barbour and Jim Hood.

*  More and more credible whispers of voter fraud are popping up out of the woodwork in relation to the UK elections back in May.  Not only were Tories the victims, “Asian” (i.e. not Orientals) voter fraud in the Barking constituency probably cost Nick Griffin a really good chance at winning that seat for the BNP, and also it wiped out all of the BNP local elected officials in Barking.

*  It’s official.  EVERYBODY loves Golden Retreivers.

Or, to put it another way, Goldie, a Mac user, finally upgraded from Tiger to Leopard.

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*  Tony Blankley brings up one of the late Sam Francis’s favorite writers, Christopher Lasch, and his 1995 book published posthumously, in relation to the TPM.

*  That’s it.  I’ve had it with the NRA.  The last straw is the PVF taking Kanjorski over Barletta in PA-11.

*  But they are taking Democrat Blue-Dogger Brad Ellsworth over old stuffy GOP establshmentarian Dan Coats for IN-SEN.  I would, too.

*  Barney Frank:  “Waaah waaah, talk radio.”

C’mon, Banking Queen.  Talk radio has been hatin’ on your ass for as long as it (talk radio, not your ass) has been in existence.  Yet, only now, in 2010, is it (your ass, not talk radio) in danger?  Talk radio never prevented you from rolling up landslide victory margins of no worse than 5-to-2 (if not being totally unopposed) in the recent past.  Ironically, a man whose name properly pronounced sounds like “bailout,” is giving you the most serious challenge in all your years in Congress.

Expect this to be the first of many bullshit rationalizations on the part of Dummocrats to explain their massive losses in 33 days.  It’ll be everyone or everything but themselves.