Happy New Year

31 12 2010

Because 2010 is certainly going out with a bang around here.

And yes, I’m alright.  Much to the delight of most of you, and to the dismay of my detractors, no tornado whisked me away today.

Cindy Preszler on Channel 5 made the implication that severe spring-like weather doesn’t really happen in St. Louis like it did today.  Well, two days after Christmas two years ago, it did.  True, there weren’t any tornadoes that I remember, but it was plenty noisy.  And the only reason there probably weren’t tornadoes is that, while it was based on a sudden warm front followed quickly by a sudden cool front, it didn’t warm up as much then as it did now, and the cool-down then wasn’t as fast or drastic as it’s going to be tonight into tomorrow.

UPDATE 1/2: The aforementioned hood ornament on Channel 5 implicitly blamed Glow-BULL (not) Warming for the tornado outbreak.  Now, before you cower in fear, realize that Dave Murray, who has been a St. Louis meterologist for way longer than the hood ornament, informed us the evening after these tornadoes that the most damaging tornadoes in STL have happened in the winter months.  Now, if the hood ornament doesn’t like that, perhaps she can go back to her precious relatives in her precious South Dakota, whose conditions she always used to point out while giving a “shout out” to her parents.  Though she doesn’t do it anymore; I guess the suits over an 1K Market had her put a cork in it.  You know, she was the Chief Meterologist at WMAQ, the NBC affiliate in Chicago before coming to St. Louis.  I know TV news personalities bounce around from town to town, but I thought the idea of the business was to move from smaller to larger markets, the oft-used phrase “paying your dues.”  And if you go from a larger to a smaller market, it’s usually because it’s a bigger job in the smaller market media outlet.  (E.G. Paul Goodloe, once a weekend meteorologist on Channel 5, moved to smaller Greensboro, N.C., but became the chief meterologist at the station.  Now he’s on The Weather Channel.)  But the hood ornament had the same job in Chicago that she does now in St. Louis, (chief meteorologist), same affiliated network, same channel number even, (WMAQ is an NBC o&o, while KSDK is Gannett) so it makes me wonder if she didn’t leave WMAQ on the best of terms.





New Years Eve Eve Headlines

30 12 2010

Drudge:  VIDEO: Blizzard Causes 100 Car Pileup in North Dakota…

In other words, just about every car in North Dakota.

Smoking Gun:  Flier Blames Tabasco Spill For Lewd Act

But it doesn’t qualify him for the Mile High Club — It’s gotta be with another person for that.

AP:  Cuba slashes state-subsidised soap

Oh boy, that’s gonna make for some smelly comrades.

Ben Maller:  Beckham boys spend $4,000 on shoes

Gay.

5:  Snooki’s ball drop to ring in 2011 from New Jersey

Yep, balls are dropping all over the country for Snooki.

NYP:  Soho swimsuit designer killed by ‘strangulation and drowning’

Irony alert:  Someone who made a living designing snug-fitting raiment designed to take on water was killed with something tight around her neck and under water.

2:  Church Holding More Meetings To Stop Youth Violence

“More?”  I’m guessing the first meetings didn’t work.





2010 Predictions Reviewed

29 12 2010

I’m not going to do any 2011 predictions as such, though you can read some implied predictions for next year in this post.

(1)  Based on the success of Rush Limbaugh’s weight loss diet in 2009, and because one of the tenets of this diet is no alcohol consumption, for alcohol is a roadblock in the digestion process that causes you to gain weight quickly, many breweries will come out with low or very low alcohol versions of popular beers, though they won’t be light beers.  All the other ingredients will still be there, but there will be far less alcohol by volume.

Bonk.  As someone who buys plenty of alcohol, I can personally attest.

(2)  Tiger Woods reverses his previous decision, and returns to the tour in 2010.  And, since he’s got nothing else going for him, and very little endorsement income now, he’ll have the best season of his career — He’ll win the majority of tournaments he enters, and three of the four (if not all four) majors.

Bonk.  He flopped so badly in 2010, by his standards, that he’s no longer the world #1 in the cumulative rankings. He was only 68th on the money list for 2010 — But with $1.3 million meaning 68th place, I’d be happy with 268th place.

(3)  This is the Stupid Party we’re talking about here.  Their gains in House and Senate elections in November will be disappointingly few, and not enough to flip control of either chamber.  Don’t worry, Democrats — This is the Stupid Party you’re competing with.  Mere rumors of a talk radio host’s heart condition led many to fear that the only opposition to the Democrat/Obama agenda was about to kick off.

Bonk.  Obama and the Democrats fucked up so badly that all the Republicans had to do to win what they did was to hold their index finger on their noses and walk a straight line.

(4)  The Intel Core i9, a 6-core CPU due to be released some time this year, will break all post-rollout sales records for computer processors, in spite of its likely per unit retail cost of over one kilobuck, and in a rotten economy that has hurt high end computer product sales (read:  Apple).

Bonk.

(5)  Sarah Palin will announce that she won’t run for the Presidency.  Family will be the excuse, but the real reason is that not being President will be more profitable than being President.

Bonk for this year, but I’m predicting it for next year.  I also think that at the end of 2011 going into the 2012 primaries and caucuses, the person considered the Republican front-runner will be someone that not even one in ten-thousand Americans could recognize by name right now.  This person will either be someone who is in my opinion very good or very bad — The reason s/he won’t be mediocre or middling is that almost all of the speculated contenders right now are mediocre and middling, so such a “dark horse” would have to differentiate him or her self from the Republican lamestream by being either significantly more or less conservative than the party lamestream.

(6)  Massive layoffs at either the ADL or SPLC, maybe both.  Why?  One word:  Madoff.

AFAIK, bonk.  But I do think that the ADL and SPLC are going to engage in open warfare against each other, mainly because the kind of people from whom they both raise money don’t have the kind of discretionary funds they used to have.  The row over the Armenian genocide seems to be the first real rift between the two, the ADL thinks no genocide, the SPLC thinks genocide.  However, what MIGHT preclude this sort of open warfare is that the SPLC thinks it has found a new fund-raising honey pot, in the relatively prosperous homosexual community.  Mark me, that’s the only reason the SPLC added a bunch of religious right groups to its shit list.  But, thinking out loud, the ADL tried to play this card 15 or so years ago, and they haven’t played it since, meaning that the card is probably a joker and not an ace.  But if the SPLC is right, then it’s got a money trump card the ADL doesn’t have, and this would preclude the internecine warfare for awhile.

(7)  The Cardinals will finish under .500 next season.  Too little offense and the pitching will be depleted for most of the season.

Bonk, but I think the Reds will be the class of the division for the next several seasons.

(8)  There will be massive riots and/or successful terrorist activity in at least one European capital city.

Giving myself a half ding.  Though I thought any rioting would be Muslim — As it turns out, it’s white leftist reaction to government budget cuts (“austerity measures”).

(9)  I’m sensing a major scandal, probably personal, relating to or surrounding a conservative radio talk show host you’ve heard of, or at least I’ve heard of.

Bonk.  The closest this had to being any semblance of a ding was the row re Hannity and the dead soldiers fund-raising fiasco from back in March.  But Hannity is a big name — I was guessing scandal relating to one of talk radio’s backbenchers.

(10)  A state where you would least expect it to happen will legalize gay marriage.

Bonk.  I’m not calling Iowa a “state where I would least expect” gay “marriage” to be legalized, because I’m a native Missourian, and I know that Iowa’s founding white population were New England Puritan/Egalitarian anti-slavery farmers, so socio-politically at the core of its elite levels, Iowa = Massachusetts + Corn.  MO-IA is something of a Mason-Dixon line.  However, the state’s voters turned out all the State Supreme Court judges who were both on the ballot and voted for gay “marriage.”

(11)  Ibid, but for small quantities of marijuana possession, with the countenance of the Federal government.

A few medical marijuana ballot measures passed, but the proposition in California that would have gone further failed.  Schwarzenegger did sign an EO which in essence legalized possession of small quantities in practice.  And electing Brown/Newsom/Kamala Harris is de facto legalizing weed.  But my prediction didn’t turn out true in spirit.  The spirit of my prediction would have been the Federal government waving the white flag, which they did not.  So bong, er, bonk.

(12)  Two or more relatively prosperous school districts in the St. Louis area will either merge, or start serious talks about merging.  I know Wellston and Normandy might merge, so that’s why I qualified this with “relatively prosperous.”  Money will be a factor.

Bonk.  Nothing even close to rumors about this sort of thing.

(13)  The murder tally in St. Louis City will be higher in 2010 than it was in 2009, or even in 2008.  As I type this, we’re already at two on that odometer.

Bonk.  131 so far in 2010, compared to 143 last year and 167 two years ago.

All in all, a lousy half-ding for 13 predictions this year.  And you wonder why I’m stopping this tradition formally.





Buying Arizona (Wednesday’s Last Wobegons of 2010)

29 12 2010

*  Other than the fact that there is no such thing as a “suburb of Phoenix,” (I found that out almost the hard way), and wondering why Bristol Palin wants to go to school at ASU, now the country’s largest undergrad school at 67k students, and in the climactic polar opposite of her upbringing (she might actually melt when she starts school this coming August), what gets me about this story is why she’s using some of her dancing money to buy so far away from campus.  Maricopa, Arizona (strangely enough, it’s NOT in Maricopa County), is about a 35-40 minute drive to ASU even in good traffic, and probably an hour or more in bad traffic, and traffic will be bad more often that part of Pinal County and adjoining parts of the East Valley in Maricopa County have grown since last I was in the valley.  (Which is probably duh, because there is hardly a part of the valley that isn’t growing, so it’s just an inevitablity that you’ll visit the valley one year, and next year or two years later you go back and more and more empty desert is now developed.)  I just get the feeling that she’s going to wish to hell (which is slightly cooler than the valley in August) she bought or rented closer to campus once she starts actually doing those commutes.

*  I think Michael Bloomberg is that arrogant, but I want corroboration a little more credible than second-hand gossip from a cab driver before I actually think that Bloomberg is a graduate of the Leona Helmsley School of Public Relations.

Admiral Yamamoto once made a similar observation.

What we have here is a failure to cooperate.  Which will lighten Brett Favre’s wallet to the tune of $50k.  Though since he’s going to retire anyway, I don’t know what the league could do to him if he doesn’t fork over.

Irony of ironies — He has to pull something out of his back pocket because of something he pulled from a front-facing opening of his jeans.

*  Funny, most of the American media reports don’t say anything about the “men” arrested.  They do give us intricate details about the firearms and explosives and munitions seized, though.

The British media tell us a little more, including which countries’ passports these “men” held.  But mostly, it’s all up to our common sense to fill in the rest of the details that are evidently too taboo for us to know for sure.

FLOTUS’s anti-obesity program is running a contest for healthy school lunches, and recipes “will be judged on the following criteria: student involvement, nutrition, creativity and originality, ease of use in schools, and recipe presentation” for the sake of winning prizes.

What, no diversity?

*  <HRC> “Long and fruitful relationship” with the black community? Where? </HRC>

Dawn Clark Netsch is going to win in the long run.  The state I’m about to move out of is going to try to borrow $15 billion to make the checks start clearing, and they say that an income tax hike is an inevitability in order to keep the state solvent for both its future expenses and servicing this new debt.

*  I didn’t want Michael Steele to head the RNC for the same reason I didn’t want Barack H. Obama II running the executive branch of the American Federal government — Any criticism of either will be said to be “racist.”

To wit
:

“Concern has been expressed among members of the Caucus that these two anti-Steele pledges/resolutions could be viewed as hateful toward Chairman Steele — regardless of what benign names they may be given,” Semanko wrote. “They are also considered arbitrary in that they, quite literally, purport to support anyone but Chairman Steele, without consideration of any particular candidate’s qualifications.”

To this, Bopp responded with seeming fury.

“Norm, are you some liberal professor at some liberal arts college enforcing their ‘hate speech’ prohibition?” he demanded of the Idaho GOP chairman. “Is our brand-spanking-new general counsel now the self-appointed speech police? Or were you asked by Chairman Steele to assume this role?”

Continuing, Bopp inferred that by “hateful” Semanko was alluding to perceptions about how the party was treating its first black national chairman.

“I know that liberals view any criticism of someone’s conduct to be ‘hateful,’ if the person happens to be black, etc,, but I was unaware that we at the RNC had adopted such a political speech code,” he wrote. “In my view, it is not ‘hateful’ to decide not to vote for Steele because one views his conduct in office to be detrimental to the interests of the Republican Party and the country, even though he happens to be black. To suggest otherwise is playing the race card, again, and it would seem that your considerable legal talents could better be used mounting a substantive defense of Steele, rather than trying to enforce some non-existent and destructive censorship regime on the RNC.”

Notice that one of Steele’s defenders here is Steele’s analogue for the state of Idaho.  That state, as right wing as it is, has produced some real turkeys as Republican elected office holders:  Dork Kempthorne and Raul Labrador, to name a few.  Now, this clown from the Idaho RSC.

The Emperor and No Clothes — My guess is that President Obama is sprouting a love handle that belies his male hood ornament image of several years ago.

 

*  Like I have said before, Hal Turnergate told me everything I needed to know about Chris Christie, that we shouldn’t trust him further than any of us could throw him.  Everything else, this included, is merely confirmation.

Christie’s commutation of Brian Aitken’s sentence had nothing to do with the 2nd Amendment, at least in a purist sense, it had to do with legal technicalities, and if it had anything to do with The 2nd, it was nothing more than triangulatory posturing to head off a Heller-style lawsuit.  Note that it was a commutation, not a pardon, so the conviction stands until a court revokes it.

 

And some headlines.

 

5:  Cuban media publishing translated Wikileaks cables

Don’t worry.  It’ll take them a very long time to carve that many words into stone.

P-D:  153 bras taken from Chicago-area Victoria’s Secret

Meaning there are now 153 hot bras out there.  Caveat emptor, ladies and transgendered gentlemen.

CNS:  ‘Healthy Kids’ School-Lunch Recipe Competition Moves to Judging Phase

Since this is government work, I don’t foresee the first healthy lunch making it to public schools until the start of the 2014-15 school year.

CNS:  Bill Clinton Told to Stay Out of Chicago Politics

I guess Chicago politics use a lot of young female interns.

CNS:  National Guard Lists Protecting U.S.-Mexico Border as No. 2 Top Mission in 2010

I’m guessing #1 has something to do with Muslims, diversity or global warming.





Tuesday’s Last Tidbits of 2010

28 12 2010

I figured as much, unfortunately.

BTW, according to the NYT Census Explorer, the link to which I posted yesterday, that St. Charles census tract, bordered by Clark St on the north, 94 on the west, 70 on the south and the river on the east is the blackest census tract in St. Charles County, at 12%.  Even more than that mini-ghetto in Wentzville (hint:  GM), and surprisingly way more than the census tract which contains those infamous public housing apartments on the north end of St. Charles City, the one responsible for a majority of the City P.D.’s calls.

Forget the neighbors and the NIMBYs for a minute.  There is one institution which is going to fight this Wal*Martinez going up in Shrewsbury tooth and nail.  That’s the Target on Hampton and Chippewa.

Also another thing that Shrewsbury should watch out for is that this Wal*Mart would be going up right on Chippewa, right along a major public bus route that leads straight to the blackest parts of South St. Louis City.  Now, the aformentioned Target also lies along the same route, but blacks aren’t that fond of Target, which has quitetly marketed itself as the preferred big box retailer for the SWPL crowd.  But while they’re not fond of Target, they do love “they self some Wal*Mart,” and I think you people in Shrewsbury should use that as extra motivation.  Somehow, though, I think a lot of people in Shrewsbury have already figured this out.  Noise is just a nice politically correct red herring.

*  Man, I tell you.  Us right-wingers can’t win for losing.

Then again, I’ve seen what passes for “smart” these days, especially on the left, so being primitive isn’t so bad.

Prediction:  Within a year, someone (likely a primitive right-winger) will crack into the UCL computers where the data for this study are based, and, just as in the case of the University of East Anglia and Glow-BULL (not) Warming, we’ll find that the methodology is so flawed that calling it “flawed” would be like calling the Pope a mere Catholic priest.

*  You’ll see this same story below in the headline fun, but I want to break it down here as well.  What is contradictory in saying that various Muslim scholars issued more than 343,000 fatwas in 2010 is that that analysis is based on the infidel Christian’s calendar.  I don’t know when the year rolls over on the Muslim calendar, but I predict that there will soon be a fatwa against classifying the issuance year of fatwas using anything but the Muslim calendar.

Thank Allah the vuvuzela is still kosher…er, halah…er, okay.

This article doesn’t state it, but the local eyeball news said this morning relating to this story that Maplewood has something of a “Little Mongolia,” a community of Mongolian-Americans.

Mongolia itself is a country so obscure that President Bush’s visit in 2005 to Ulan Bator was the first time any American President visited the country.  Yet, we now have “Little Mongolias” here in St. Louis.

Let me translate this from mediaese to English for you:  What they’re all worried about is that the Amish won’t vote Democrat.

Third to the last paragraph.  And they wonder why people dislike the Judicial Branch of government so much.

 

And some headlines.

FNC:  Somali Insurgents: Obama Must Convert to Islam or Attacks on U.S. Will Come

On the other hand, it means the “Obama’s a Muslim” gossip can stop.

Daily Mail:  Scientists unveil chip which could make desktop computers 20 times faster

The report which benchmarks it to Crysis is released in 3, 2, 1…

Daily Mail:  Dial-a-fatwa that bans naps, raffles and tattoos: Muslim scholars issue 350,000 decrees in 2010

Who wants to convert to Islam?  It’s got more rules than even a Philadelphistan lawyer can keep up with.

St. Louis Beacon:  Riverview Gardens schools continue to reinvent themselves

Pray tell, how can a school district “reinvent” itself?  By converting all its buildings into flop houses?





This Economy Has Not Yet Hit Rock Bottom (and I Have Proof)

27 12 2010

Christmas is over, and Christmas music is over.  KEZK has returned to regular programming, except “regular programming” no longer means its “soft rock” office music format of the last twenty years.  Instead, their new moniker is “Fresh 102.5″ to match New York’s WWFS-FM, “Fresh 102.7,” and other “Fresh” stations in Chicago and D.C.,  all Infinity/CBS-owned, and therefore, probably part of a nationwide imagery gimmick.

My guess is that the suits at Infinity/CBS reformatted KEZK for two main reasons:  One, Bonneville’s WARH-FM (“106-5 The Arch”) went from being a joke to being #1 in the STL market on an Adult Hits format, and two, “Soft Rock 102.5″ marketed itself as the “at-work” station for St. Louis, but with this recession chugging along, people aren’t at work to listen to “at work” radio, and they sure as hell don’t want to listen to “at work” radio while out of work as a constant reminder of such.

As it is, “Fresh 102.5″ sounds a little like its former self, a little like Y-98 (KYKY-FM), and a little like The Arch.  Interesting that Infinity/CBS is nudging KEZK into Y-98 territory, because Y-98 is also an Infinity/CBS station.  My guess is that KYKY will have a new format some this year as well.

However, the on-air personalities remain the same, including this woman they call “Delilah” in the evenings, some nationally syndicated personality who is made to sound local.  Like the title of this post suggests, I have proof that this economy hasn’t hit rock bottom, and this Delilah is the proof.  In case you’ve never heard a wee little bit of her show, and I don’t recommend you do, her scam is that almost entirely white and (what sounds to be) middle to upper middle class people ranging from early middle to middle aged, mostly women, most of those probably soccer moms, with a minority representation of beta males for good measure, the kind of people who really haven’t had anything close to a quantifiable struggle or problem in their lives, pretend they have real problems, call Delilah up and tell her those non-problems, then she pretends to empathize, then fades out to play an Elton John song she and her pretend empathy dedicates to their pretend problems.

I know someone who used to like her show, until she made some snarky, ignorant remark about racial equality being true one night.  In the same vein, I used to be a Laura Schlessinger fan, but right about the time that I would have given up on her anyway because her act got old, she lashed out at people opposed to interracial marriage, more virulently and with greater vocal anger than I ever heard her denounce anything before, and this was more than ten years ago.  But I digress.

What makes me think this economy hasn’t hit rock bottom yet is that Delilah’s show is still on the air.  It wouldn’t be if there weren’t enough overly prosperous people having to invent problems so that Delilah can pretend to empathize with them, fade to James Taylor.  You’ll know the American Dream is officially dead when you no longer hear her on the radio.  It’ll be around the time Stuff White People Like has its last post.





Monday’s Last Musings of 2010

27 12 2010

The death at the Busch joint in Huntleigh has made the British media.

*  The NYT has plenty of things wrong with it and going wrong for it, but their election night maps are usually first class, (including this year), and they outdid themselves in that regard with breaking down 2010 Census data, especially along racial lines.  This one’s a keeper.

On the story that broke before Christmas about HLS investigating that Sacramento airline pilot who exposed security flaws at airports:

Three days after he posted a series of six video clips recorded with a cell phone camera at San Francisco International Airport, four federal air marshals and two sheriff’s deputies arrived at his house to confiscate his federally-issued firearm. The pilot recorded that event as well and provided all the video to News10.

At the same time as the federal marshals took the pilot’s gun, a deputy sheriff asked him to surrender his state-issued permit to carry a concealed weapon.

A follow-up letter from the sheriff’s department said the CCW permit would be reevaluated following the outcome of the federal investigation.

Even if you want to think that what the pilot did was wrong, I fail to see how revoking his CCW permit is going to help the situation now if anything bad comes of it, or how him having one in the first place contributed to him taking the videos and uploading them to YouTube.

*  I found this story just as a commercial came on in the background on my TV advertising those “space-age” bags that you can use to compress stuff you want to put into long-term storage, the bags having inputs where most vacuum cleaners can be the devices to suck most of the air out of the bags.

Really bad timing, God.

I wonder how the Moulder brothers are making out, BTW.  With any luck, not well.

These aren’t Muslims.  These are black Hebrew-Israelites, the black American analogue to Christian Identity.  In other words, the cult that Rob Desir hearts.

“Prichard is the future.” God help us.

I once had a regular chatroom acquaintance who lived in Mobile, Alabama from awhile, and Prichard is a mostly black suburb of Mobile.  He had a choice name for Prichard — I’ll give you a hint:  Replace the first syllable of “Prichard” with the first syllable of a certain racial slur.  He actually thinks that the phenomenon of sagging was actually born in Prichard, as well as the axiom that the proper attire for ghetto men is shirtless, numerous gold chains, and sagging baggy jeans or jean shorts or athletic shorts exposing boxer shorts, and minimum $150 basketball shoes that are no older than three months.  Socks optional.

Fine by me.  They’d fuck it up with political correctness anyway.  Hell, I don’t even want today’s governments in the modern day South funding the sesquicentennial of the War Between the States, because they’re just as bad when it comes to revisionism and racial pandering.

*  None Dare Call it Corrupt:  So many members of the Bloomberg-founded Mayors Against (“Illegal”) Guns are facing criminal charges for one thing or another that it wouldn’t be so crazy to think that MAIG might run afoul of RICO.

Another “shocker” from WikiLeaks.

Let me net it out for you:  This is what comes of empire building.

Still waiting on “Water is Wet,” Mr. Assange.

Poverty in the southern part of a certain country.  Gee, I wonder if someone would be interested in that.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon.  Since everybody gets As, save the few dunces that have to settle for a B, that colleges and universities are calculating and releasing data, such as median GPAs, the percentage of those in a given course who get what grades, and other things, in order to differentiate from “A-1″ from “A-2″ or “A-3″ or “A-4,” if you will.  It reads here that Princeton has taken the “controversial” step to mandate that no more than 35% of grades in undergrad courses can be As.  Now where I come from, an A meant exceptional work, and it’s highly unlikely that a third of students in a given course are exceptional, by the standards of the students in that course.

And some headlines.

AP:  AP Exclusive: Jackson Jr says ‘everyone has erred’

“Everyone has erred” is an AP Exclusive?  Journalism isn’t what it used to be.

5:  Raja the elephant turns 18

All you lady elephants rejoice — Raja is no longer jailbait.

5:  Richard M. Daley surpasses father’s tenure as Chicago mayor

Don’t worry, Chicago.  You can’t have the same nightmare more than twice.

5:  Poll: Obama most admired man of 2010

That doesn’t say much for all other men.

CNS:  Queen Elizabeth II Focuses on the Benefits of Team Sports in Her Christmas Message

Hello?  Ever hear of soccer?  I think the Brits have already mastered the love of team sports.

CNS:  Playboy’s Hugh Hefner Engaged to Another Playmate

God, I hope she doesn’t expect him to remain faithful.





Sunday Wrap-Up (Only 364 Shopping Days Left Until Christmas)

26 12 2010

Only lighter stuff today, while we’re all still digesting Christmas.  I’ll get back to hard news starting tomorrow.

*  I dug a little deeper in this story from Oklahoma City about a middle school student being arrested for having a permanent marker in school, and found out that he was violating an obscure DumbLaws.com style city ordinance about having either a permanent marker or spray paint can in a given place without the permission of either the private property owner or the administrator of the public place.  Turns out the young man was being a headache for his teacher, and the teacher must have remembered the obscure ordinance, and s/he used it as an occasion to sick the cops on him to get him out of his or her hair.  More, the ordinance was made out of fears of gang graffiti.  Which means that Oklahoma City politicians think that markers and cans of spray paint are to blame for gang graffiti, which in turn means that Oklahoma City politicians are just as dumb as the next cabal of larger city pols.

*  Along the same lines, thermoses are to blame for airline terrorism.  In fact, everything is to blame for airline terrorism EXCEPT for airline terrorists who (Shhhhh…) all practice a certain religion.

*  True dat — Most smartphone owners don’t use anywhere close to the full functionality of their phones.  But that’s true in a lot of other situations, too — Urban freeways aren’t wide because they have that much traffic all the time, but because you need them to handle rush hour traffic well enough so that most people can get to and from work in a reasonable amount of time.  If, for example, 270 in West County only ever had the volume it has at midnight on a Sunday night/Monday morning, then it wouldn’t ever need to be wider than two lanes per side.

I’d dump Tiger Woods if I were Gillette, too.  He never seems to shave anymore.  I don’t want people to think that my products are useless junk.

A left-of-center Vice President of the United States and a conservative televangelist disagree on marijuana.

Oh, you were expecting the former to be for legalizing pot and the latter against, weren’t you?

O.J. Mayo’s father is facing hard time for attempted murder et al.  As you’ll read, the father is 39, and Mayo, currently on the NBA’s Memphis Grizzlies, is 23.  39 minus 23 minus about nine months?  God Bless teenage sex.

*  Yeah, it’s The OnionBut it’s also liberal logic on youth sports applied to professional sports.  Which makes me wonder — How much sooner until this isn’t a joke?  As it stands, it seems that it’s bad to keep score before middle school, but okay starting in middle school.  In other words, if you’re under 12, then competition and the prospects of losing are just too much for you to handle, over 12, then you should just deal with it.  At some point, the libdrones are going to eke that age limit upward, a little bit at a time.  I mean, what’s bad for nine-year old kids playing soccer can’t be good for 25-30-year old men playing football.

Michael Vick would vote himself league MVP if he had a vote.  After having carefully considering all the other options, I’m sure.

I so want this sonofabitch to fuck up again and wind up back in prison.  But NOT at the expense of an innocent animal or human being.





Dennis Kucinich Announces Presidential Campaign

26 12 2010

GARFIELD HEIGHTS, Ohio  (FNN)  –  Before any marquee-name Republican has announced his or her campaign for President in 2012 formally, and even before President Obama has officially announced his re-election bid, the 2011-2012 campaign season is already on the verge of a heated primary battle.

Dennis Kucinich, long time Congressman from the Cleveland area, announced today that he is running for President as a member of the Rent is Too Damn High Party.  Kucinich is its second major contender, after Jimmy McMillan, the party’s founder and 2010 nominee for New York Governor, announced his Presidential campaign three days ago.

Shantrella McMillian, Chairwoman of the RITDHNC (Rent is Too Damn High National Committee), is a half-sister to Jimmy McMillan.  While her half brother’s candidacy might seem a natural fit for her, New York City political insiders report that she is conflicted on whether to endorse him or Kucinich.  “Jimmy still owes her five bucks from two weeks ago,” reports Abe Rosensteinberg, a free-lance writer who has spend the last six months embedded in RITDH headquarters.  “And all she’s done since the start of Kwanzaa is the rant and rave about how every black man she’s ever known has tried to con her out of money.  She’s thinking going white is the only way to get right.”

For Kucinich’s part, there is no RITDH party structure in Ohio, and his fellow Democrats in the Cleveland area and in the state don’t seem to want to bolt the Democrats to help him create one.  Just about every elected Democrat in Ohio has already endorsed President Obama’s re-election bid, and the only one who has not, outgoing Lieutenant Governor Lee Fisher, who lost the U.S. Senate election to Rob Portman back in November, released a parody video of his own parody video of the LeBron James “What Should I Do” Nike commercial.  Fisher is currently uncommitted, and his Chief-of-Staff, before departing the Office of the Staff of the Lieutenant Governor to become an assistant manager at a Wendy’s in suburban Columbus, tells Fake News Network that there are even money odds that he could endorse Kucinich’s RITDH Party bid as well as President Obama’s Democrat Party re-election campaign.

While there is expected to be a primary or caucus for the RITDH Party in all fifty states, the District of Columbia and several American territories, Larry Sabato, Professor of Political Science at the University of Virginia, only expects there to be contentious campaigns and significant voter turnout for the Rent is Too Damn High Party in areas where rents are high.  “Look, go to Flint, Michigan, or the Mississippi Delta, or places like that, and rents there aren’t actually too damned high.  So turnout for a party whose name complains about rent being too damned high is going to be too damned low,” Sabato told FNN.

The 2012 Rent is Too Damn High National Convention is scheduled to be held July 19-21 of that year inside the visiting team’s locker room inside Madison Square Garden in Manhattan.





Christmas Eve Wrap-Up

24 12 2010

I’m going off the grid for Christmas Day and the day after, at relatives in rural southern Illinois.  Merry Christmas, all.

According to the NWS, there is a 23% chance that any given Christmas Day in St. Louis can be white, and it’s snowing now.  So I might hit a riverboat casino before blowing town this evening while my luck is running so well.

On our side of the ledger, we have STDs, debt, rape, teenage pregnancies, raves, claiming God has a son, blasphemy, exploitation, promiscuity, night clubs, crime, pedophilia, paganism, domestic violence, homelessness, violence, vandalism, alcohol and drugs.

On their side of the ledger? 9/11.

We win.

Notice that various Labour Party officials and “anti-racist” activists are upset with this poster.  Now, that’s just rich — The very same forces mostly responsible for Muslims being in England are now bitching when Muslims do what Muslims do.

*  There are two 6-8 and one 5-9 NFL teams that all “control their own destiny,” i.e. they make the postseason if they win both of their final two games.  And all three are in the same division.  That’s today’s NFL.

*  He’s 47 years old, probably that many pounds overweight, and the last time he won an NBA championship, the WTC Towers were still standing and gas was under a buck a gallon in most places.  Yet, so many people STILL want to buy his shoes that limited quantities of a new release STILL cause near-riots.  Shoes that cost 175 clams in this the worst economy of my lifetime.

LeBron who?

*  At least in the context of when KFTK 97.1 FM Talk in St. Louis slots his show, which isn’t live, Michael Savage currently occupies the daily timeslot on TRN that Roger Fredinburg used to have.  Hopefully, all this means that if and when Savage switches syndicators, that TRN will bring Roger back.

Sudanese and Liberian young men are bing-banging each other in Moorhead, Minnnesota.  Maybe they’re not upset with each other that much — Maybe they’re just taking their frustratious out on each other because they only moved to Moorhead because they took the town’s name literally, and were disappointed when there really wasn’t more head to be had in Moorhead.  My advice to the Sudanese, though — Just wait ’till it gets warm enough this coming spring and summer in those parts, because Liberians have already shown the world that they like to fight battles while completely naked.

Sig for Tat.

The only thing this is going to do is to get every horn dog on Earth trying to immigrate to Cyprus.

*  “Mutiny.”  That’s what they’re calling jurors exercising their rights these days.

He might have a thousand-word vocabulary, twenty times more expansive than some rappers, but his breed name is politically incorrect, and insensitive to Hispanics.  Therefore, this story goes down the rabbit hole.

And a few headlines.

WSJ:  Why I Don’t Want an iPad for Christmas

First off, it starts with “i.”

Sydney Morning Herald:  Erectile company bound for court

If it’s bankruptcy court, then don’t be surprised if the St. Louis Steel Erection Company buys some of its assets.  (BTW, you’ll find it near the Science Center.)

Paul Huebl:  Mexico’s Gun Violence Is Not Our Problem

Mexico’s Mexicans, on the other hand…

Yahoo Sports:  Jets owner says respect for Ryan hasn’t diminished

Two reasons:  (1) His first name is “Woody,” and (2) His last name is “Johnson,” as in Johnson & Johnson, which could parlay this into a small fortune selling people with foot fetishes the means to clean up afterward.

Ben Maller:  Dolphins Ricky Williams accused of breaking rules

Hey, Miami.  You knew the par for that course when you signed a man whose last job was rolling doobies at an Ashram in Australia.





Median Ten

23 12 2010

How I would do reapportionment:  I would not keep the House at 435 members in perpetuity.  Instead, I propose to let the size of the House float under a plan I call “Median Ten.”  What that means in a bullet point is that the median state in population gets ten House seats, and you figure the rest of the states from there.  I.E. you divide the median state’s population by ten to find the divisor, then divide each state’s population by that divisor, then round up or down (.5 or above, round up, below .5, round down), and that’s how many House seats all the other states get.  The only slight hitch is since there are 50 states, there is no single “median” state, so you have to average out the 25th and 26th ranked population states (LA and KY, using the 2010 Census) to get the U.S. median state population, then divide that by 10 to calculate the divisor.

Apply my proposal to the 2010 data, and you’ll have a 695-member House, and add 100 Senators and 3 D.C. electoral votes, and the Electoral College will therefore have 798 electors this decade, meaning 400 is the magic number to win the Presidency.  Using the 2000 data, that yielded a 725-member House, an 828-vote EC with 415 being the magic number.  (BONK.  See below.)  So my “Median Ten” does mean that the House could shrink in size from decade to decade.  If around 700 members is too big for the House, in your opinion, then you could always tweak the plan to give the median state 9 members or 8 members or 7 members.  Just doing the informal math, “Median Nine” would mean a House in the 620s, “Median Eight” in the 550s, and “Median Seven” in the 480s, for this coming decade.

Here’s the spreadsheet to see how many House seats your state would have under Median Ten for this coming decade.  Unfortunately, I can’t find the same spreadsheet using 2000 data, so I’ll just have to go on memory and state that most states would lose seats in 2010 over 2000, thanks to the plan yielding 30 fewer seats overall.

UPDATE 12/24
: I made an even better spreadsheet. All you have to do is insert the whole number of the median plan you want, (has to be 4 or above, because anything less leads to least populous states having no seats), and it’ll automagically tell you how many House seats each state has, the total size of the U.S. House, and the EC math. Just don’t change the population data for a given state. You’ll also have to save this file to your hard drive then open it with your spreadsheet application on your computer, e.g. Excel or Calc, because viewing it straight from your browser only allows it to be in read-only mode.

Turns out my “informal math” was right — Median Nine would yield a 625-seat House, Median Eight a 552-seat House, and Median Seven a 487-seat House. Median Six would mean a 417-seat House, closest to reality. Politicians don’t like downsizing their own workforce (to wit: St. Louis City STILL has 28 aldermen), so if a “Median” plan ever comes to be, it’ll be at least Median Seven. Median Seven is the minimum for Missouri to stay at nine seats. So actually, I might prefer Median Seven to anything higher. I mean, I like politics, but I don’t want to spend weeks and weeks doing general election previews and reviews!

On top of that, my new improved spreadsheet made it easy to re-do the 2000 spreadsheet.  Turns out Median Ten using 2000 data yielded a 699-member House,  not 725 members.  (I had a junior moment.)  Still, the House overall would have shrunk by four members for the coming decade over the last.  Medians Nine, Eight and Seven would also have resulted in slightly smaller House sizes, 629, 560 and 488 would have been their House sizes for the last decade.

UPDATE 12/26: The improved spreadsheet makes it easy to do the Median Plan math for any census.  You simply have to look on the internet for the list of states’ population listed in descending order, published in a table format, as tables copy-and-paste nicely to spreadsheets and vice-versa.  Simply copy-and-paste that two-column 50-row data into Columns A and B through Rows 1-50 on this spreadsheet.  However, two caveats:  One, most of these lists include D.C., so you’ll have to open up another spreadsheet window, copy the web data into that, and delete the row for D.C, and Two, you can’t use any Census prior to 1960, the first decennial count when the U.S. had 50 states.  However, it wouldn’t take much tweaking to make this spreadsheet work with the 1920, 1930, 1940 and 1950 censi of 48 states.

And I just ran the numbers, and now have six of these spreadsheets for the six censi from 1960 to 2010.  Median Ten would yield a 726-seat House in the 1960s, 745-seat in the 1970s, 736 in the 1980s, 730 in the 1990s, to go with 699 in the 2000s and 695 for this coming decade.  So Median Ten could result in more seats or fewer seats for one decade compared to the last, but as you can see, the reality is that there would have been only one increase in the 50-state era, for the ’70s over the ’60s, and then declines every decade since, including a big decline for the 2000s over the 1990s.

After positing then rejecting some theories on what causes an increase or  decrease in House size under Median Ten, (or any Median Plan), I found the answer:  If the rate of population growth for the “country” (i.e. just the 50 states, not counting D.C.) is higher than the rate of growth of the median state population (again, the average of the 25th and 26th ranked state populations, being mindful that different states might be ranked 25th and/or 26th from census to census), then the House will increase in size.  If it’s the other way around, i.e. the median state population is growing faster than the country as a whole, then the House decreases in size.  And the bigger the difference is in these rates of change, the more the House will swell or shrink.  The reason the 2000s House would have taken a  big dive in its size compared to the 1990s House is that, in the 1990s, the country grew by 13.2%, while the median state population grew by 18.8%.  For the other decades, save ’70s over ’60s, (the country grew faster than the median in the 1960s) the House size would have shrunk only slightly because the median state population only grew slightly faster than the country’s population.

That said, a Median plan would probably keep the House size shrinking going forward every decade, because even with Hispanic and Asian immigration, the country’s growth rate will get smaller in percentage terms, simply because the country’s population is higher, while internal migration mainly by native born whites and blacks out of big states like CA and NY into more middling population states will keep the median state population growing briskly.

UPDATE 12/27: Okay, you know I was dorky enough to do it, so here you go — All six censuses in the fifty-state era in one spreadsheet.  As usual, save it to your hard drive then open with Excel or Calc, if you want to manipulate it.  Look along the bottom, and you’ll see 1960, 1970, 1980, 1990, 2000 and 2010 each get its own sheet, each with the ability for you to experiment with different median plans.  Really, I can’t make it any easier for you that that.  Otherwise, I can hear you saying, “What’s a spreadsheet?”

One correction I had to make is that, according to the 23rd Amendment, the one that gave any state-ceded Federal district for the sake of a national capital (read:  Washington D.C.) votes in the Electoral College,  D.C. gets the number of EC votes it would get if it were a real state but no more than the least populous state in the union.  So it gets the two U.S. Senators plus the number of House seats the last place state gets.  In real life, that means D.C will always have three, because some state will always have a low enough population only to deserve one House seat.  But in my pretend world of being able to play with math, it is possible for the last place state to have more than one House seat, for instance, “Median Twelve” for 2010 gives every state at least two seats.  So I had to amend the cell math in calculating total Electoral College votes to take that into consideration if your Median Plan does so result.  If you’re well versed in spreadsheets, you can see the math for yourself.

The 23rd Amendment was ratified in 1961, so D.C. has had electoral votes in every Presidential election whose EC math was determined by censuses taken after AK and HI were admitted to the Union in 1959.  In 1960, before D.C. had electors, AK and HI were in the Union, but they temporarily expanded the House to 437 seats, one seat for AK and one for HI, (so as not to throw two mainland Congressmen out of their jobs in the middle of a session of Congress), with 537 EC votes in total for the Presidential election of 1960.  In 1961, indicative of the 196o Census data including the states of AK and HI, and the quasi-state D.C. for EC purposes only, the House returned to 435 seats, for the 1962 midterms, and 538 EC votes (435 House plus 100 Senate plus 3 for DC) for the 1964 Presidential election.





Fun With Wednesday Headline Eye Candy

22 12 2010

AP:  Audacity of ‘austerity,’ 2010 Word of the Year

“Austerity.”  Sounds like something Democrats would spend money to create blue ribbon panels to investigate.

UK Telegraph:  High-speed rail line will be ‘pleasing to look at’

Translation:  Years late, way over budget and a perpetual money pit.

Daily Mail:  Gangster shot innocent teenager dead just six months after he was released early from jail… now he faces life

“Life,” meaning about five years.  This is Britain, after all.

NYDN:  50 Cent’s Connecticut mansion burglarized by two men–one found drinking wine in closet: cops

That explains why the darker one is so happy.  But if you’re going to break into some rapper’s home, wouldn’t you break into one whose stage name is indicative of a little more than a half dollar?

CNS:  Barney Frank: Straight Soldiers Must Shower With Gays, But Not Women With Men

Now that we know there’s such a thing as the House Military Shower Committee, and Barney Frank is its chairman, who takes over when the Republicans come to power in two weeks?  (If there’s one in the Senate, then you know it’ll be Linsdey Graham)

Mpls Star-Tribune:  In St. Paul schools, the not-so-sweet life – The St. Paul school district will make all public schools “sweet-free zones” by the end of the school year.

Bad boy checklist before heading out to school:  9mm Glock?  Check.  Three dime bags of Tijuana Gold?  Check.  Hershey Bar?  Check.

5:  Rex Ryan says foot-fetish report ‘a personal matter’

And it will remain a personal matter until the next episode of Hard Knocks.





Wednesday’s Hump Day Stuff

22 12 2010

*  Interesting.  It says here that King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia might order the controversial Ground Zero Mosque moved away from Ground Zero.

First off, I didn’t know Lower Manhattan was part of Saudi Arabia.

Second, if he can order that it not be built near Ground Zero, then it stands to reason that he’s the one who wanted it built near Ground Zero to begin with.

Looks like we up and invaded the wrong damned country.

*  On a related note, a hotel in Abu Dhabi, UAE is spending $11 million on a Christmas tree in its main lobby.

Don’t try that in America.  Not with all our ACLU lawyers and anal-retentive dingbats on the loose.

*  On a further related note, the latest terrorist threat seems to involve people whose religion is too politically incorrect to mention slipping food poisons into various salad bars and buffets in the United States.

The reason why this interests me is that a year or so ago, I read an article that tried to show links between 9/11 and 4/19 (aka OKC), and in passing, it mentioned that the 9/11 Hijackers may not have gotten on board the planes with the box cutters, that they got on without them, and they relied on Muslims working for food service companies that serviced the airlines at big East Coast airports to sneak the box cutters in with the food and prepared dishes.  Have not yet been able to confirm that from any other sources.  If anyone can, lemme know.  If it’s true, then it proves that beefing up airport screening post-9/11 was almost all for naught.

*  Yet more terrorism news — In the days and weeks after various complaints by anti-terrorist authorities in the UK that YouTube is hosting too many terrorist recruitment and incitement videos, done by people whose religion is too politically incorrect to mention, YouTube has deleted videos relating to terrorism.  But NOT the kind you think.  (Actually, the kind you do think, because, as one of my readers, you know the time of day when it comes to PC sleights of hand.)

I just KNEW that drunk Serbian ass would be good for something one of these days!

*  I mentioned the YOURS Market in this space a few days ago.  It was in the context of a “fresh foods” store needed in North City because so many inner city black men and women have no experience with fresh foods, yet they’re all now coming out of the woodwork as “discriminated against” farmers to get in on the Pigford Settlement.

Evidently, YOURS isn’t starting out on the right foot, for at least two reasons.  One, the store does not sell lottery tickets, alcohol or cigarettes, NOT because they want to emphasize fresh foods, but because it’s construct of local black Muslims.  Ergo no pork or ham.  And, as such, local crook/hustler Anthony Shahid has a big hand in this store.  I only wish I knew the accounting firm that will be hired to audit the books of this joint after the first round of indictments are filed — I could use a good belly laugh or three.

The second reason is that in spite of the store’s purported focus, neither the proprietors nor some of its first patrons truly grok the concept of “fresh foods.”  Local eyeball news showed film of some of the first customers checking out, and they were buying huge family sized packs of hot dogs (presumably non-pork) and several three-liter bottles of non-diet soda.  I guess the guidebook that considers processed slop and flavored corn syrup water to be “fresh” foods is the same one that calls ketchup a vegetable.

Providence, Rhode Island is now extending the lame-brained “gun buyback” program to toy guns.  City authorities tell the local media that they expect the program to prevent perhaps dozens of pretend violent crimes.

*  A few days ago, I wondered what a Maryland Heights P.D. detective was doing in Jennings such that he was there go get shot by one of the city’s many worthies.  The rest of the story is that he was there in a semi-marked car staking out an area, because certain Jenningsistas are causing problems in Maryland Heights.  (What are the odds, right?)  Someone, suspicious that a white man in a relatively decent car in the middle of the night was up to no bad, approached him from behind and shot him.

The Major Case Squad, in their attempt to apprehend the shooter, says that the shooter will probably give himself away because he’s the type of person who can’t help but brag to his cronies about how he almost murdered a cop, and this should get enough miscreants talking such that one of Jennnings’s few non-miscreants hears it.  Now, what of Jennings and its people would make the Major Case Squad think that of this suspect?  Maybe our diversity really isn’t our strength.  Maybe stereotypes are true sometimes.

*  Speaking of stereotypes, it sounds to me like certain baby chimps need a good year or two of gender reeducation.

Alabama’s state prisons were the top line-item recipient of Federal ARRA (“stimulus”) education funds to Alabama.  In passing, I recently read somewhere that the reason most employers don’t consider a GED as good as a real high school diploma, even though the GED program is actually tougher than most high schools these days, is because a big percentage of GEDs are earned either by people in prison or by people under some sort of legal restrictions on their freedom, i.e. probation, parole, house arrest, or by those who have to do so in order for their “babymommas” to keep getting a welfare check.  In other words, they’re only getting the GED because they have to, not out of personal self-motivation and ambition.  Of course, if they had self-motivation and ambition, they would have earned the HS diploma to begin with.

God Bless Dixie:

So what about regional differences? Violent crimes actually ticked up slightly in the Northeast compared with in the South and West, but that statistic is largely explained by the fact that the baseline crime rate in the Northeast is lower than in other regions, so variances seem more significant.

At the same time, says Mr. Scharf, Southern states have been more reluctant to parole prisoners to ease overcrowding in prisons or to trim budgets. That means “that we’ve actually eroded some criminal-justice capacity, and that’s most obvious in the North and less obvious in the South,” he says.

And just why are authorities in “Southern states…more reluctant to parole prisoners?”  Answer:  White conservatives in charge, blacks as prisoners.  It’s called knowing the time of day.  Or rather, Patterson’s First Axiom.

*  I once joked on Twitter that I and a few of my white friends were going to play touch football with a bunch of black guys on an unlevel playing field.

Right joke, wrong game.

If a candy cane “could be” a weapon, such that you can suck its straight end into a sharp point and stab someone with it, such that having a candy cane in a school is as “bad” as having a gun, then I guess nobody or nothing can ever be in any school.  Of course, anyone with a brain calls bullshit on that — The real reason the young men are in trouble is because they’re glorifying Christmas in a public school.





Why Is Jesse Jackson Defending an Imprisoned Republican?

22 12 2010

Nothing to do with Hell freezing over.

FNC:

IL Governor Will Spend Christmas In Prison

CHICAGO- Former Illinois Governor George Ryan, who held the state’s top office just before the infamous Rod Blagojevich had it, will spend at least one more Christmas behind bars.  A Federal Judge Tuesday denied Ryan’s request “to vacate, set aside or correct” his sentence and set him free.

The 76-year old Ryan has been in prison since 2006 for convictions on conspiracy, racketeering, mail fraud and other charges.   The Feds say he took bribes and kickbacks while in office.  He was sentenced in to 6 1/2 years.

Ryan’s wife Lura Lynn has been having serious health problems and now doctors say she won’t make it much longer.  Attorneys, politicians, members of the public, and even the Reverend Jesse Jackson have been calling for Ryan’s release.  Jackson apparently even lobbied President Obama for help.

Ryan is a Republican, and endorsed President Bush during his campaign, so there was speculation that Bush might help Ryan obtain early release, but that didn’t happen.

Of course Obama won’t help Jesse Jackson with anything.  Seriously, Jesse, don’t go saying that you want to cut a man’s nuts off one day then go to him the next day begging for favors.

Back to the meat of the matter — This is precisely why Ryan put up the death penalty moratorium that still stands to this day.  He probably knew the Feds were about to nail his ass on corruption, and he wanted to buy sympathy from potential black jurors in Chicago.  That didn’t work at trial, but I bet Jesse Jackson intervening on Ryan’s behalf now is only because of the moratorium.  Again, that didn’t work.

What this article doesn’t state, but some of the articles about Ryan wanting to be sprung loose to be with the Mrs. does say albeit buried, is that her form of cancer will kill her in three months IF LEFT UNTREATED.  She will be treated, and will probably live long enough to see her husband get released based on his existing bid.  After the trick the Lockerbie bomber turned, (though the UK authorities weren’t hard to “fool” — As WikiLeaks exposed, they deliberately released him, knowing full well he was lying, because they wanted to suck up to Libyan oil interests), everyone’s wise to it.





Chris Christie Giveth, and Chris Christie Taketh Away

22 12 2010

Christie commutes Brian Aitken’s sentence.  Meaning he’s out of prison, but since it wasn’t a full pardon, he’s still technically a convicted felon as I write these words.  To get that injustice righted, he’ll need the help of the higher courts in New Jersey and/or the Federal courts.

The more I read, the more I think the New Jersey State Police were the main fucker-uppers in this whole ordeal.  If they would have told Aitken in the response to his letter to them from Colorado that hollow point bullets and large capacity magazines were illegal in the state, then he would have never brought them with im in the move.

And that leads me to another point.  Libtards while about laws like Arizona’s SB 1070 because they claim that it would lead to fifty different sets of immigration laws that would confuse immigrants, legal or not.  When it reality, Arizona’s SB 1070 doesn’t create a different immigration policy, it just authorizes itself to help assist enforce that singular Federal policy.  And neither will any similar bills that other states pass.  Of course, the real story is that libtards don’t want any enforcement of Federal immigration law by anyone, because they want de facto amnesty and open borders.   However, those same libtards seem to have no problem with fifty different sets of gun laws, even more if you count certain cities, which means that you’re a law abiding citizen on one side of a line but a felon on the other side of the line for the sake of a certain sort of bullet.

The only bad part about this is that Aitken has forgiven his mother.  Dumbass.  I’d avoid her like the Bubonic Plague.  I wouldn’t care that it’s Christmas.

Before you start preparing your Chris Christie for President absentee ballot, though, here should be news that dissuades you — Hal Turner has drawn almost a three-year bid in Federal prison for doing what Chris Christie wanted him to do while he was U.S. Attorney for northern New Jersey, and that is be a professional FBI-funded shit disturber among like-minded right wingers to create fictional “terrorist conspiracies” in order to create “victories” for Federal law enforcement and fund-raising opportunities for the Paranoia-Industrial Complex.  What happened is that when the right wingers weren’t biting, Christie and the FBI punished Turner for his empty harvest box by stringing him up for what he was hoping to get others to do.  That really told me everything I needed to know about Chris Christie — Everything else, the Ground Zero Mosque, open borders, hanging out with RINOs, gun control (in spite of the Aitken pardon), and what not, are merely confirmation.  The pardon of Aitken is great, but out of character.





Norvelle Brown Update

22 12 2010

To this day, I still get mild criticism for citing the Late SLPD Ofc. Norvelle Brown’s youthful arrogance as a reason (not in a culpatory sense) why then 15-year old Antonio Andrews assassinated him.

On that note, Andrews is only going to remain as a lifetime guest of the state by a margin of one Supreme Court justice:

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) — A divided Missouri Supreme Court on Tuesday upheld the life prison sentence given to a teenager convicted of killing a St. Louis police officer.

(snip)

Andrews’ attorney, Brocca Smith, argued that a mandatory life prison sentence amounts to cruel and unusual punishment because judges and juries cannot consider juveniles’ age, maturity and other mitigating factors before deciding upon the sentence. She also challenged Missouri’s system in which judges decide whether juveniles accused of crimes can be prosecuted as adults.

The state high court rejected both arguments in a 4-3 decision. The majority said that life prison sentences are allowed for juveniles in murder cases, concluding that a jury was not necessary for a juvenile proceeding to determine whether a teen could be prosecuted as an adult.

(snip)

Smith, Andrews’ lawyer, said she likely would appeal to the U.S. Supreme Court. In recent years, the courts have focused on how to handle juveniles accused of serious felonies and other crimes. The U.S. Supreme Court in 2005 barred the execution of juveniles, and this year it determined that they could not be sentenced to life in prison without parole in non-murder cases.

Smith said mandatory sentences of life in prison seemed a logical next step.

“Juveniles are being found by science to be very different from adults, and the criminal courts are starting to recognize that,” she said.

Nationwide, more than 2,200 teens have been sentenced to life in prison without parole, according to a 2007 report by the Equal Justice Initiative. The Montgomery, Ala.-based group represents juveniles, death row inmates and the indigent, and opposes the sentencing of young teens to life prison terms without the opportunity for parole.

“Montgomery, Ala.-based.”  Hooked in with the Southern Poverty Law Center, I presume?  Probably across the street from it.

As far as the argument about “brain science,” it’s not that juveniles are “very different” from adults, it’s that the human brain doesn’t get fully “hard wired” until 25.  But it is wired enough so that a 15-year old knows that firing at a gun at a cop means that the cop could die.  Using that logic, then 25 has to be the age of majority for everything.  Also, there is a racial angle here — Black brains tend to “mature” (such that they do) sooner than white brains.  So Mr. Andrews at 15 was closer to his brain being fully hard-wired than a typical white 15-year old.  Still, there is hardly a 15-year old of any race whose brain isn’t mature enough to know that aim gun pull trigger equals murder equals wrong.

And, pray tell, if we can recognize innate differences between juveniles and adults based on science, why can’t we apply the same logic to race?

However, the whole brain science bit was just a side issue for PR.  The real meat of EJI’s case was the argument about judges and not juries getting to classify juveniles as adults.  And their case failed, thankfully, but by only one vote, frighteningly.  If we switch to a system where juries get to make these classifications, then if you thought you got called in a lot of jury duty in the City of St. Louis as a City resident now, then you’ll get called in even more often if this sort of system happens.  I don’t know if EJI wants the juvenile-or-adult jury to be a different jury than the adult trial phase jury, but even if it can be, if the first jury thinks that a juvenile has to stay in the juvenile system, then their jury service is complete, because the juvenile system doesn’t use juries.  And there will be several dozen prospective jurors wasted on a job a judge could just as easily do, and two years is now the minimum jury duty spacing in Missouri, so you can’t use them for another two years.  (You have to summon way more than twelve eligible people in order to attain 12 real and 6 alternates).  The practical effect for St. Louis City is that such “juvenile or adult” juries will be full of black women, who would never consent to a “boy who look just like ‘dey grandson” being shoved up to the adult system and probably going to adult prison.  Which means that it would de facto neuter the mid-1990s reforms of juvenile justice in Missouri.  Meaning that you can pretty much do whatever you want if you’re black and under 17 in the City of St. Louis.





New Math

21 12 2010

It’s official.  Missouri loses one House seat.  Illinois, also.

Other losers include NY and OH, each losing two, and IA, LA, MA, MI, NJ and PA, each losing one.

TX gains four, FL gains two.  Gaining one are AZ, GA, NV, SC, UT, WA.

The new apportionment’s affect on the Electoral College for the 2012, 2016 and 2020 Presidential Elections can be seen above.  Obviously, subtract two to find out how many House seats the state has, save DC.

MI was the only state actually to lose population.  In spite of Katrina, LA gained people in 2010 over 2000.  However, it is still possible for a state to gain population and lose House seats at the same time, because Census determined the “yellow” states above not named Michigan gained population more slowly than the country at large.  What is a bit surprising is that TN and NC, two states which I thought were gaining population rather rapidly, didn’t grow rapidly enough relative to the country as a whole to gain any seats.  How SC gained a seat and NC didn’t is a mystery to me — There must be some sort of big population boom in SC that I’m not aware of.  Perhaps the economy is really good in the I-85 corridor.  Most profound among the states hold par is CA — For the first time in a very long time, CA is not gaining any seats.

You might notice that, with each given decennial Census, you see fewer and fewer states gaining or losing House seats, and even far fewer gaining or losing multiple seats, only four multiple winners or losers for 2010.  And that is a trend that is going to continue going forward, mainly because of three related reasons:  (1) An increasing population in the country as a whole and in each state means that the rate of growth for both the country and for every given state is going to get smaller and smaller every decade, because the larger quotient, (2) Ergo, the rates of growth for all the states and for the country as a whole are going to get mathematically closer together with each given decade, and (3) There seems to be no will in making the House larger than 435 members, a body size fixed by legislation that turns a century old next year.  And really, since each state has to get at least one, there are only 385 seats to divvy up between states whom Census thinks deserves more than one, so it’s really a smaller pie than you think.

Applying the coming decade’s electoral math to the previous census’s two Presidential elections, 2004 and 2008, (and not counting stray electors), Bush’s 286-252 victory over Kerry in 2004 becomes 292-246, and Obama’s 364-174 win in 2008 shrinks to 358-180.  Interesting that the swing is twelve in both scenarios.  Like the conventional wisdom predicted, the new reality will marginally benefit Republican Presidential candidates.  Same with House Republican incumbents and candidates.

Back to Missouri, you can bet that Tilley, Engler and Mayer are all shooting darts at a picture of Russ Carnahan as I type these words.

UPDATE 12/22: Rate of change for each state’s population:

The national average was 9.7%, for comparison.

This map makes the NC-SC thing an even bigger mystery.  NC grew faster than SC, and even if they grew at the same rate, NC should logically get an extra seat before SC marginally speaking in terms of mathematics, because it had 13 House seats to SC’s 6 the last decade.  At that, NC and GA were pretty much carbon copies, in terms of seats it had before now (13 each), and the 2000-2010 growth rate.  GA gets an extra seat, but not NC.  TX’s growth rate wasn’t that much higher than NC’s, yet TX gets not one, not two, not three, but FOUR extra seats after having 32 before now — Extrapolate that math to NC, and it should have gotten an extra seat.  And since Census works for Obama, and Obama won NC last time, you’d think he’d want a Southern state he has shown the ability to win to have more EC clout for 2012.

The only thing I can think of beyond that is that, like I said, there are only 385 seats to distribute among states who deserve more than one, so there simply have to be strange decisions in the apportionment.





All Ye Nations “Ride” (aka That’s How He Rolls)

21 12 2010

Irony alert:  John Nations, former Chesterfield Mayor and recently installed CEO of Metro Public Transit, has a company car as one of his perks.

I’m guessing it DOESN’T have a “My Other Car is the MetroLink” bumper sticker on the back.

I found that out while listening to Charlie Brennan today, driving to Columbia, Missouri on business.  Ironically, I was driving a “company car,” of sorts.  And in a bit of good news, I’ll have my job until at least January 7.  You’ll get the whole story eventually, trust me.





DADT Is Just One of those Issues

20 12 2010

Back in May, I sad in this space that:

DADT is really a weird issue for me.  On the one hand, I think it should be repealed, but on the other hand, I oppose virtually every reason that DADT opponents give as reasons why it should be repealed, and to top it off, I’m worried that the military will be unable to do its proper job because it’s going to be bogged down in yet another tar lake full of civil rights complaints/lawsuits/compliance orders, not to mention a lot of openly homosexual soldiers claiming homophobia every time they would have to be disciplined for one thing or another.

Two months ago, after the Pentagon promised to set DADT aside temporarily to abide by a Federal court decision against it, I said that that would be toothpaste that could never be put back into the tube, and that regardless of any future Congressional votes or Federal court decisions to the contrary, that DADT was gone forever as of that day.

On Saturday, the Senate matched the House to kill DADT officially.  President Obama is probably going to sign it — Ironically, his administration and his solicitor general defended DADT in the various court hearings over it this year.

I have to add something else to my little rant back in May.  Like I said, I oppose virtually every argument advanced by opponents of DADT who wanted it gone, but at the same time, I also oppose most arguments by supporters who wanted it to stay in place.  That makes DADT an even more strange issue for me, because most of my votes inside the privacy of the voting booth are to empower that element of the American body politic.  Yet, on this one stray issue where I’m not a lock-step social conservative, I didn’t feel any more comfortable in the leftist camp.

The case against DADT mainly revolved around these three arguments:  (1) It’s just plain ole discriminatory and homophobic.  (2) We must be consistent — A military that is racially integrated should also be fully integrated by orientation.  (3) We owe this debt to generation upon generation of gay soldiers who have fought bravely and even died for their country.  (4) The troops are okay with it.

Yes, DADT, and the zero tolerance policy that preceded it, was discriminatory and homophobic.  But I don’t think it’s a good idea just to be getting rid of things for that reason alone.  You’ve read this medium long enough to know why that’s a dangerous tar baby.  On the flip side, though, I’m not saying that it’s a good idea to keep any and every public measure that is discriminatory.  All I’m saying is that moderation is a virtue here.  Not all discrimination is bad, and not all discrimination is good.  That’s why this argument on the part of DADT opponents doesn’t wash with me, because it’s based on the notion that all discrimination is bad.  Again, that doesn’t mean it’s good, either.

The response to the race argument is fairly much the same as the response to the discrimination argument — Not all discrimination is good, and not all is bad.  Maybe the race issue has some different dynamics than the sexual orientation issue.  And I’m not a big fan of “consistency,” i.e. political rectitude.  Emerson said that a foolish consistency is the hobglobin of little minds, and I used to be such a “little mind,” the kind of nerd and dork who would demand political rectitude from everyone and every thing else.  Don’t need to do much thinking to be “constitent” in that sense of the word, but it takes a real mature mind to be “inconsistent,” i.e. stray from an orthodoxy from time to time because politics and society just isn’t that simple or that cookie-cutter.  If consistency was all that was necessary to make good politicians, then well-programmed robots could be our Congressmen.  You know you need human beings and not robots as politicians, because you know that human intuition is sometimes far better than being a slave to an orthodoxy.  As an aside, I know that not all forms of “consistency” are bad.  Legal consistency (i.e. a well-written contract or set of laws), mathematical consistency (Eero Saarinen getting his math right so that the St. Louis Arch’s legs actually fit together), logical constituency, algorithimical constituency (why my computer hardware and software works well enough often enough such that I can write this post and show it to the world), athletic constituency (if you’re gonna average 10 a game in basketball, better to score 10 every game than to score 40 every fourth game and nothing all the other games) — Those are forms of consistency which Emerson wouldn’t consider “foolish.”

If the DADT opponents were trying to win me over with that argument, BTW, they flunked miserably.  Notice the American military hasn’t convincingly won anything close to a major war since integration.  Now, I say that, and people are going to walk away thinking that it’s the fault of black GIs that we didn’t win in Korea and Vietnam.  That’s what you’ll think I mean if you employ simple forms of logical causation.  I think the more accurate explanation is that the same political correctness (embryonic, in the late 1940s and early 1950s) that demanded and got integration of the military would also demand that that same military be hog-tied to be “sensitive” to the enemy, and be more of a social service agency in camos rather than a military fighting for victory.  As an aside, from what I have come to understand, black soldiers aren’t that good, which is probably why blacks in the military tend to the “support” fields and whites still dominate active combat forces, and very much dominate the special forces, with Hispanics somewhere in the middle.

As for the third argument, all I can say is that closeted gay soldiers can be credited for every act of bravery in the military history of the United States.  It was only because of them that we won the Revolutionary War, the Spanish-American War, World War I, World War II, etc.  Hell, we might still be The King’s Subjects if not for George Washington’s barefoot soldiers buggering each other on the icy Potomac River on their way across.  We might all be speaking German if not for the 69th Pink Regiment busting through the Western Front in ’45.  Obviously, I’m being sarcastic.  There’s really no way of knowing which soldiers in which capacities in which wars were gay or straight, so really, that’s not a good reason to ditch DADT — It’s not even a good reason to keep DADT.  It was just an emotional bromide on the part of those who wanted DADT repealed, and an especially popular talking point among women Democrats in the U.S. Senate, I might add.  (They DO have to get their hair done, after all.)

As for the fourth argument, they found out “the troops are okay with it” through a survey.  Do you honestly think that men and women under the direct command of a liberal Democrat President would say they’re not okay with homosexuals serving openly among them?  Even if they were told the survey was “confidential,” it is already well known that there’s no such animal in the zoo.  There have been too many stories of the identities of those who filled out “confidential” surveys being uncovered, because the answers the person gave were “controversial” or politically incorrect, and the public school administrators wanted to out the un-PC students in order to suspend them and drag their good names through the mud.   One more thing — Even if the troops really are okay with it, and they’re telling the truth, that’s merely because they’re younger men and women, more tolerant than their parents’ and grandparents’ generation toward those of a different orientation.

The case to retain DADT:  (1) Some psychobabble about “group cohesion.”  (2) The Showers.  (3) Potential for blackmail and “outing.”  (4) “But it was Bill Clinton’s policy.”

Like I said above, my votes go mostly to the kind of politicians who not only support DADT staying in existence, those politicians using these arguments, but they would actually return to the pre-Clinton zero tolerance policy, and actually those that were in power in 1993 were making these same kind of arguments to keep 0T as opposed to the Clinton-ordained DADT.  Where I want to cringe is that most of the politicians and non-politicians making these arguments (both in 1993 and in 2010) are a hell of a lot smarter and versed in logic and common sense than to make these kinds of arguments that come off as stupid and ignorant and moronic upon cursory examination.  So it’s painful to diss my own people like this, but it’s got to be done.

My main problem with the first two arguments is that they’re based on the loaded and really ignorant (not to mention false) assumption that homosexual men and women are far more given to want to rape and commit sexual assault, and engage in other sorts of forward unwanted suggestive sexual behavior and innuendo, than straight men and women.  And, considering that those making these arguments here in 2010 are doing so in an attempt to keep DADT, then it further makes these arguments illogical.  If you’re a man, and you think that every gay man is going to want to rape you or make a pass at you after having seen you naked in a communal shower, then it won’t matter if DADT exists or not, because a “closeted” gay will “want to rape you” or “make a pass at you” just as much as an “open” one.  Therefore, I can only conclude that my fellow social conservatives making these arguments are really thinking about the return of zero tolerance, and (incorrectly) think that DADT is the same thing, or perhaps know it isn’t but want to use DADT as a stair-step towards the re-institution of 0T.

I’ve taken more communal showers than Carter has pills in my lifetime — Municipal indoor swimming pools, Boys Club, School P.E. classes, sports teams in high school, using the gym in college, and using adult gyms.  To save my life, I couldn’t tell you the orientation of most of the boys and men who have occupied the same shower room as I at the same time, nor do I really care that much.  There have been a few men that I knew were gay, and they knew that I knew they were, there were some about whom I had suspicions, and many who I knew were straight.  So the odds are that I have taken showers naked in front of perhaps dozens of homosexual men who were themselves naked, many of whom I see more than once in my lifetime.  Yet, I have never felt uncomfortable in doing so, and not a one has ever tried to rape me or make a pass at me, or even acted like I mattered to them, in or out of the shower, naked or fully clothed.  (That might be more about my only slightly above average appearance at best.  Come to think of it, I wish more women my age would show a little interest.)  If it doesn’t make a difference in my little slice of America in my lifetime, then it probably will mean nothing in the military.  At that, about the only time when there could ever be a lot of gay-straight mixing in communal showers in the military is during BT — I could imagine that even after DADT is scrapped and non-discrimination is implemented, most open homosexuals in the military will gravitate toward high IQ service roles, (e.g. translating Arabic), and the active combat units will remain almost entirely white and straight — At that point, you really won’t have much shower mingling.

The third argument is a recent addition to the stable, most cogently advanced by Ann Coulter in a column from earlier this month.  Trouble is, it begets a chicken-and-the-egg paradox.  I just happen to think that the only reason blackmailing gay soldiers for one thing or another or “outing” them otherwise (thereby ending their careers) only works because us straights let it work, by being homophobic to begin with.  It wouldn’t work if we repeal DADT, and allow for open service and enact non-discrimination.  Ironically, what Coulter worries about is best solved by repealing DADT, and if we continue DADT (as her column argues for), or revert to Zero Tolerance, then it only means the potential for blackmail remains.  At that, Coulter cites Pfc. Manning, the supposed “leak” behind the recent WikiLeaks — Evidently, he bats for the home team, and leaked because DADT angered him.  However, I don’t buy that, I think President Obama is the main leaker and Pfc Manning is the thumb drive, to use the correct metaphor, because all these WikiLeaks are hits against George W. Bush and Hillary Rodham Clinton, strangely very little against Obama himself.

The fourth argument is easily rebutted — Clinton truly wanted what we’re about to get, but faced too much blowback (no pun intended) from advocates of Zero Tolerance in the Pentagon and Congressional Republicans.  DADT was a Clintonian middle ground triangulation for outward consumption, which everyone with a brain knew was only temporary, which Clinton knew would be a stair-step to the policy he really wanted, the one we’re about to get.  I happen to think that another reason Clinton agreed to DADT is because if all else failed, his judicial appointments would save the day and knock it down, and do it at such a time in the future (relative to 1993) when Zero Tolerance was not a viable option, so non-discrimination would be the only course from there.  As of now, there have been at least two Federal court decisions against it, but they’re pretty much moot because they’re coming at the same time when repeal came through the legislative process.

So here I am in ideological purgatory.  I want DADT repealed and non-discrimination put in its place, but I can’t give you a good reason why.  Any time I try to come up with a sound-bytey reason, it reads too much like one of the opponents’ arguments above that I knock out of the park.  And just my literal position has put me at odds with most of my cohorts.

I have to make a point that most people are missing.  There are some who opposed DADT and wanted it repealed, NOT because they wanted non-discrimination against homosexuals in the military, but because they took the complete opposite position, that they didn’t belong in the military.  However, since they’re motivated by antipathy to homosexuality, as are most DADT supporters, albeit more strident, if one wants to respond to anti-DADT “homophobes,” (note the quotation marks), one can probably use the same rebuttals that they wield against DADT supporters.

And that raises the next interesting question.  Sure, Congress passed a bill to do away with DADT.  But what replaces it?  Can anyone help me out here?  Is there any specific new policy re homosexuals serving in the military spelled out in the bill passed today?  If not, then repealing DADT merely leaves it up to the Pentagon to formulate a new policy, and while their base instinct would be to bring back the pre-Clinton policy of no homosexuality anywhere in the military, they are all under the direct command of one Barack H. Obama, so they’d enact just the opposite.  If today’s bill has no specific new policy, then it defaults to the whim of the Commander-in-Chief.  UPDATE:  S.4023 is a really short bill, and all it does is state that DADT is to be repealed, and the Pentagon should some up with something different.  That means they do whatever the President wants, so we could have a new policy on homosexuals in the military every four years.  I wish it would have spelled out a specific replacement.  Despite that, I would have voted for it if I were in the Senate.

To net it out, my best guess on my own reason for wanting DADT gone and non-discrimination put in its place is a direct result of my attitude about homosexuality in general — I think it’s a moral sin, and I think, as a matter of faith, that those who so engage will have to answer to a certain supreme entity in the great beyond eventually.  But it’s an entity over which I have no control.  However, as corporeal human being living and breathing in my time and place, and as a citizen of a country with obligations to the political process, I don’t think homosexuality should be a civil crime, nor any sexual conduct between willing and competent adults in their own space should be a matter of public affairs.  Yes, the military should have the ability to keep violent criminals and other sorts of criminals out of its ranks.  But if we’re to reject people who just happen to make one of their legal lifestyle choices known, then nobody can be in the military, because everyone in the United States of America has done something legal and made it known that they did.  Using the same logic, then the Army would have to turn away men who openly state that they eat corn flakes instead of shredded wheat for breakfast.  If the military can turn away homosexuals because they think homosexuality is a sin, then again, nobody could ever go into the military, because everybody has sinned.  Again, you wouldn’t want wanton murderers (even in an institution geared toward killing people) in the ranks, but you wouldn’t reject them because murder is listed as a no-no in the Ten Commandments, but because of some compelling civic reason.  By the same token, you wouldn’t turn away an 18-year old man who wants to go into the Army if the worst he ever did was steal a piece of candy from a corner store at the age of 10.  Stealing is just as much as Biblical sin as homosexuality.  I have tried to use the occasion of this post to state why there is no compelling civic interest to discriminate against homosexuals in the military.

On the other hand, like I said six months ago, “non-discrimination” could turn into a circus for civil rights lawyers and their lawsuits.  As Winston Smith wrote at James Edwards’s blog, the SPLC is waiting in the wings to hustle up some big bucks.  And since they’ve pretty much changed their focus to bashing the “religious right” for their “homophobia,” even though the “religious right” has been “homophobic” for as long as we all can remember and yet the SPLC had no problem with it before, (real reason:  SPLC needs new money sources, so they hope that gays still fear that Pat Robertson wants to shove them into a gas chamber), this would fit right into the Center’s new mission.  That problem could be solved by a well written and relevant section of the UCMJ, but I’m doubtful that it will.  Unfortunately, just as there is a lot of racial and gender affirmative action when it comes to handing out promotions in the Armed Forces, and also in the area of applying justice under the UCMJ, you can bet that there will also be a lot of orientation-based AA.





Sunday Wrap-Up (Oh Boy. Kwanzaa Starts in a Week.)

19 12 2010

Yahoo Sports profiles the life and times of the man your man could smell like and his exploits as a young man.

RFT complains about St. Louis being “segregated” compared to more “integrated” metro areas like Atlanta.  Trouble is, Atlanta isn’t that integrated, either.  While there isn’t as much *RESIDENTIAL* self-segregation in Atlanta, there is just as much *LIFESTYLE* segregation there as here.  Historically, one of the ironies about the Deep South is that it tried to hold onto de jure segregation laws the longest, all the while its residential patterns were the least segregated in the country.  This is why the phrase “neighborhood schools” is understood as code for segregated schools in St. Louis and Cleveland, but just the opposite in Mississippi, because residential self-segregation is historically mainly the province of northern formerly industrial cities.  To have segregated schools in Mississippi, you needed real legal school segregation.  To have them in St. Louis and Cleveland, you didn’t need to do anything, because the neighborhoods have been historically self-segregated.  This is why the Federal courts “had to” order forced busing to apply literal racial desegregation to big northern cities decades after Brown v Board.

This doesn’t shock me.  During the last year of Jay Nixon’s last term as AG, he interpreted state law to mean that Missouri Medicaid can intercede in the estate between spouses in order to recompense Medicaid for long-term care expenses that Medicaid incurred to care for the spouse that passed first, instead of doing what they have done in the past, that is assume community property and wait until both spouses are gone in order to file a lien against the house.  What that means now is that the state gets the house and the widow has to move out, if her late husband’s long term end of life expenses were covered by Medicaid in any part.  So why wouldn’t they go after IRAs?

What was a Maryland Heights detective doing in Jennings?

John Walker Lindh, Limey Style.

Though I prefer Ann Wagner for RNC Chairwoman over all the other speculated candidates, and obviously far prefer her to the incumbent, I cringe when the conservative media give her credit for the Republican successes in Missouri in the recent past.  They say that when she became Chairwoman of the Missouri Republican Committee, the State House and Senate were heavily Democrat-controlled, and now that she’s about to leave either for the RNC or to run for the U.S. Senate, both are heavily Republican-controlled.  The literal facts are true, but the causation might be faulty.  Just as I whine about giving campaign manglers and political strategerists too much credit or blame when their guy or gal wins or loses, Wagner is in the same kind of field.  I just happen to think the Missouri Republicans in the legislative branch going from zero to 60 in 11.5 years, so to speak, is merely the result of Democrats losing white rural credibility, and on top of that, term limits gradually plonking out high seniority Democrats in the House and Senate over that time period.

Yeahbut…As Sheriff Andy Taylor once told Deputy Sheriff Barney Fife, when the latter considered taking a Sheriff’s job in a neighboring county, “sheriffin’ is a whole lot different job than deputyin’.”

True, Peter Kindercare has never lost an election, and has won two close elections for Lieutenant Governor, the first with the political wind to his back and the second with the wind to his face.  But when you run for Governor, the spotlights get a lot brighter, and the anal proboscious gets a lot sharper and goes a lot further up your business.  Once he starts asking voters for the state’s top job, then all that pandering to blacks, which Kinder’s memo brags about, (at that, it only meant that Kinder in 2008 did only 3.5% better in St. Louis City than did McCain in 2008), will become far more relevant to suburban and rural white voters.  I mean, Lieutenant Governor.  Who cares?  Matt Blunt was young, and Jay Nixon is healthy, so there’s really not much danger that Kinder could slide into Governor by means of a death.  And any slight advantage he had among black voters, it’ll go away.  I mean, they’re still fuming about Jay Nixon and school deseg (some of them), but that doesn’t mean they’ll put a Republican in the state’s top job, so they’ll just not vote for Governor in 2012.

NR writer credits Christine O’Donnell’s candidacy, as hopeless as he thinks it was all along, (and as it probably was), as a big reason why the Senate Republicans stayed unified against Omnibus.

I disagree with his characterization of her general election campaign as a “nut cluster.”  I mean, she only lost by 16.  When was the last time ANY Republican came within 16 points of Joe Biden in his many re-election campaigns for Senate?  Hell, the last time a Republican won a U.S. Senate election in Delaware was 1994.

Polling out of Chicago:  Rahm 32%, Undecided 30%, all other named candidates are in single digits.  All Rahm has to do is touch his nose with his index finger and walk a straight line, and he’s Mayor.

We find out the new electoral college math the day after tomorrow.  All likelihood is that Missouri loses a House seat.  Missouri is probably due to lose one — After the 2000 Census, Indiana lost a House seat even though its rate of population growth was bigger than Missouri’s.

When the new math comes out, I’m going to overlay the 2008 Presidential election red/blue map with the new electoral college numbers, to see how differently Obama’s 366-173 (ignore NE-2 for the sake of argument) electoral win would calculate in 2012 should the red/blue map stay the same.  My guess is that it would still be an easy Obama win, but with slightly fewer electoral votes.  This will marginally help the Republican going into 2012.

*  I’m not a big fan of redundancies.

We’re almost halfway through the long wait between the final BCS poll, the one where it was determined that Take the Money and Run and Nike University would play each other for college football’s mythical national championship, and the game itself, so all those college football reporters on ESPN have to do something.  To pass the time, they’ve been profiling both Auburn University and the University of Oregon, the schools, the athletic programs, so on and so forth.  They say that Nike CEO Phil Knight, who is the big sugar daddy behind the Oregon sports program (Knight is an alum, and Nike is based in suburban Portland), has been the dominant money source behind a multi-million dollar “academic” or “learning” or “tutoring” center within Oregon’s athletic complex, mainly for the use of Oregon’s football and men’s basketball scholarship “afawetes.”  That has created sort of an arms race, and other universities with prominent sports programs are hustling up the shekels to build similar “learning centers.”

Doesn’t it seem kind of redundant to construct a building for “learning” within a sports complex which is itself within an institution dedicated to learning?  If these student-athletes want learning, all they have to do is leave the sports complex and go to the main section of the university.  There they’ll find a lot of learning.

Obviously, I know I’m being glib, not only in thinking that most of the “student-athletes” for whom these “learning centers” are constructed can actually absorb academic material indicative of a tertiary education, but I’m also being generous in considering the material in the mainstream of the campus as “learning,” and not leftist propaganda for the most part.

I see London, I see France…

Hell, if UFA can try to blow up an airliner from his underwear, then I suppose that we all need the kind of underwear to protect our junk from explosions.

We’ve been through this already.

So much so and so often that you’ve gotta think that they know the truth by now.

So why are they still behaving as if most of Mexico’s guns come from the United States?  (When in reality, they come from the international black market).  The answer to that question is in the question itself.

This “emergency plan” is nothing more than an attempt to continue The Little Big Lie.

*  “I only went to charter school to learn how to be a charter fool…”

You really don’t need me to fill in the rest of the obvious but taboo details, do you?  You can add two and two to make the obvious four if you’re merely reading this story.  But if you watched the local news on Friday afternoon, they add two and two for you in case you didn’t already know the sum was four.

Similar story, from a CPS high school.  This fight was over a football, and by a “football,” I don’t mean the outcome of a game of some sort, but over the possession of an actual spherical ball.  My guess is that the party that possessed the ball at the beginning the fight is on the football team and suffers from fumbleitis, so his coach makes him carry the ball around all the time, and he’s in serious trouble if someone else gives the coach the ball he should have at all times.  This fight probably started because someone wanted to do just that — pry possession of the ball away from him and give it back to the coach so that he’d be sent to wind sprint siberia.

Plastic surgery can only do so much.  Believe me, I remember what David Hasselhoff looked like when he was really 30 years old.  Knight Rider, anyone?

Maybe that’s because you’re “only” worth a million dollars a year, buddy.  Maybe it’s because the team knows what most of us suspect, that your “birth certificate” is a big whopper, and that you’re just a wee bit older than the 34 years it suggests.

The only reason I’m commenting at all is that he used to be a Cardinal.

Straight up — Here’s the way it works with Latin-American baseball players.  Between puberty and 15, the “birth certificate” will say 16.  (Non-American born players must be at least 16 to sign with an MLB team.)  Between 16 and 21, the birth certifictate will tell the truth.  When their paperwork states they’re 22 or older, then you can add 10% to figure their real age.

Here’s one North St. Louis grocery store which will last about as long as a snowball in hell.  And NOT for the usual reasons:

In the last several years, food deserts have become a primary concern for nutritionists and food activists who point to several studies that show the link between limited food access and health problems, including higher rates of diabetes and other nutrition-influenced illnesses. In inner-city neighborhoods, organizations have formed co-ops, farmers markets and community gardens to help combat the problem. In St. Louis, for example, the North City Grocery Co-Op launched earlier this year. In East St. Louis, community organizers opened a farmers market in an old Buick dealership in May.

But those efforts face a stubborn challenge: Eating patterns are so entrenched that fresh produce and nutrient-dense food can seem alien to many residents. Getting people to actually embrace fresh, nutritious food requires education, which has to be a key focus, nutritionists and advocates say. YOURS organizers say it will be.

“Fresh produce” is said to be “alien to many” inner city blacks, yet they’re all now coming out of the woodwork as “discriminated against” farmers so they can get in on the Pigford Settlement.

*  Another WikiLeaks “shocker” — New Zealand’s center-left political party is directly interested in a more powerful China as a poke-in-the-eye to the United States.

“Shocking,” because New Zealand withdrew from a mutual defense agreement called ANZUS (Australia-New Zealand-United States) in the mid-1980s, purportedly because Wellington was worried about American nuclear-powered warships in New Zealand’s bays and harbors and ports.  But Wellington’s sucking-up to an increasingly nuking-up China proves that the whole “nuclear” rationale was a lie — The REAL reason NZ withdrew from ANZUS is because the good white leftists of the world hate the United States and its military power, pure and simple.

*  Speaking of China, as China becomes more and more like the United States, i.e. driving automobiles instead of riding bikes to work, the United States becomes more and more like China, i.e. riding bikes to work instead of automobiles.

*  Speaking of WikiLeaks, Julian Assange describes the campaign against WL as “McCarthyism.”

I disagree.  Mainly because my reading of the McCarthy era of history isn’t conventional.

I define McCarthyism as telling the truth about compromised and treacherous government agents, especially in the State Department.  Like Joseph McCarthy before him for rightist reasons, Julian Assange is exposing perfidy and lying at State and other foreign relations agencies in the world, albeit for leftist motivations.  Therefore, Assange is engaging in McCarthyism, and he should be proud of it.

And a few headlines.

American Power Blog:  Progressives Cheer Mark Madoff Suicide as ‘Revolutionary Justice’

How much you wanna bet those progressives were Bernie Madoff-funded?

Daily Mail:  BPI boss Geoff Taylor: File sharers ‘parasites’ as 1.2bn illegally download music in 2010

Hey, Daily Mail.  I dare you to publish “parasite” in any headline about a non-white criminal.

Sydney Morning Herald:  Oklahoma executes man using new drug mix

Sooner hospitality.

5:  State urges young adults to renew driver’s license

Does that mean older adults don’t have to renew their drivers licenses?

Daily Mail:  Snub for Obamas as Royal sources reveal they will not be invited to Prince William’s wedding

I can understand why the Royal Family left the Obamas off the invite list.  They know what kind of presents they give to British royalty, and Wills probably has enough iPods.





LL Day Approaching For Florissant

19 12 2010

LL meaning Liberation from Lowery.

Der Fuhrer claims Eva Braun wants him to retire.  Since he’s dragging the Mrs. into the conversation, that gives me the opportunity to re-hash one of his Greatest Hits, one we can remember him by for all eternity.

In the summer of 1999, Lowery was then Police Chief of Florissant.  He became Mayor after long time mayor Bob Eagan died a few years later, but I can’t remember the exact circumstances of how he succeeded Eagan.  Nevertheless, he did win several elections for Mayor in his own right after that.  Anyway, earlier that year, Missourians narrowly rejected the CCW proposition (Prop B), and Lowery did nothing but mouth off against it and about how horrible was conceal-carry, going so far as to show his ugly mug on TV (though Lowery is like Charles Schumer in that regard — Woe unto the sucker who loiters in the direct physical path between he and a TV camera).  That summer, he and his wife were shopping at the Famous-Barr (now Macy’s) Downtown, then attached to St. Louis Center.  For some reason, a security guard thought Mrs. Lowery was doing something suspicious, and searched her purse.  The guard found a loaded handgun.  Not quite it — Now I remember what happened — Some ne’er do well stole Mrs. Lowery’s purse while she turned her head for short time, and the purse had a gun in it.  But I can’t remember the circumstances that revealed a gun being stolen, IIRC Lowery himself told the SLPD officer investigating the purse snatching that there was a gun.   Remember, this was when CCW permits were not issued in Missouri, as her husband demanded.

Sensing a PR disaster, Lowery springs into action.  He tells the local media that she was minding HIS gun for him while he was trying on clothes.  Now, that story didn’t wash for two reasons:  (1) That was still an illegal transfer of a concealable firearm, transferring it to a person and in a situation where it was illegal for her to carry the gun concealed, per the law of the state at the time it happened.  Don’t forget, in 1999, Missouri still had that “transfer of a concealable firearm” paperwork headache for just about anyone who just wanted to buy, rent or borrow a handgun, and in St. Louis City, the City Sheriff’s office (illegally) made that procedure a little tougher than the rest of the state, (2) The gun turned out to be a smaller handgun designed for the dainty hands of a woman.  Doubtful a gorilla with gorilla paws like Robert Lowery would carry that gun around.  He bought it for her and told her to carry it around, that’s the real story.  A third discredited rebuttal to that story was that in 1999, most Missouri police and peace officers still weren’t legally* allowed to carry concealed apart from being on duty in their own jurisdictions of employment, however Bob Lowery was on the Major Case Squad at the time and was allowed to carry concealed in all of the MCS’s jurisdiction, comprising just about all of the St. Louis Metro Area on both sides of the river.  Missouri cops got statewide carry rights a year or two before Missouri adopted CCW in general (that news was this medium’s very first news story), and it was a short time after that that President Bush signed national CCW rights for cops on a national basis. (*-Note:  Even though a cop legally couldn’t carry concealed outside his own city, the reality is that no legit cop is going to arrest another legit cop for carrying concealed, so while CCW rights for sworn peace officers in good standing didn’t exist de jure, they existed de facto.  Now, they exist de jure nationwide.)

When Missouri got civilian CCW in 2003, Mayor Lowery again sprang into action, out and outright promising that he would order the Florissant P.D. to arrest anyone who was carrying concealed in “my city,” even if they had a valid permit.  He made similar but less obvious threats four years prior, then, like I said, the issue was at a public vote and he was Police Chief.

And all that doesn’t even count his abusive nature relating to the First Amendment during his time of public service (i.e. he thought the public was there to serve him) in Florissant.





The DREAM Isn’t Dead Yet

18 12 2010

Reid couldn’t get 60.  For now, a failed 55-41 attempt at a cloture vote means that the amnesty crowd can keep DREAMing.

Party deviations were Democrats Pryor (AR), Tester (MT), Baucus (MT), Hagan (NC), Manchin (WV) and Nelson (NE), and Republicans Lugar (IN), Murkowski (AK) and Bennett (UT).  Still efforting to find the names of the four non-voters.

This means McCaskill voted yes and, amazingly, Lindsay Graham, assuming he wasn’t one of the four non-voters, voted no.

It might be dead for now, but I’m not going to call it dead until noon on January 5.  Reid’s going to do everything he can to get this thing through, perhaps hoping enough opponents go home before adjournment, which of course he’ll do at the 11:59 AM on January 5.





I’m Through With Claire McCaskill

17 12 2010

I wasn’t able to listen, but a spy told me that Dana Loesch had Claire McCaskill on as a guest today.  Now, Dana Loesch isn’t exactly the brightest bulb in the pack, but she was at least able to pump McCaskill enough on the DREAM Act, so I was told, and McCaskill did everything but say that she was for it.  Which means that she’ll probably vote for it tomorrow, if the vote happens tomorrow.

However, that DOESN’T mean I’m automatically voting for any Republican against her — If it’s Jim Talent, then I’m voting third party.  If it’s anyone else, I’ll investigate his or her background and record before I choose between that person or third party.  But I’m through with Claire McCaskill — Today just proved her good immigration voting record in her first two years in the Senate was purely a partisan reaction to a Republican President.





Innocent Until Proven Guilty

16 12 2010

I’m going with “innocent.”

Mr. Caston taught dance at CJA-Enright when I was going there, 1987-91.  Now, CJA-Enright was Grades 2-8 from its founding until the end of the 1988-89 school year, K-8 for the first semester of the 1989-90 school year, and 6-8 starting the second semester of the 89-90 SY until it left the Enright Ave. building after the 1992-93 SY.  (Halfway through the 89-90 SY, K-5 moved to an empty administrative building on Kennard Ave. on the South Side, and one of CJA-Enright’s guidance counselors made the move along with them to become Principal).  Now, the CJA program for middle school students, now at the former McKinley High School building on Russell Ave. on the South Side, is slowly also becoming a high school, adding the high school grades one by one each school year.  When I was in eighth grade, the 90-91 SY, we all knew that CJA-Enright was moving to McKinley, and the original timetable was to make the move the summer after we graduated.  We are all bummed because McKinley had a pool, and we were going to miss out on that by one school year.  As it turned out, the move didn’t happen until two years later than originally planned.  I’m guessing the decision to add high school grades to the existing program was a later decision.  But I digress.

Dance at CJA-Enright was only available for 6th through 8th graders, even when there were younger grades in the building.  And there was NEVER any gossip about Mr. Caston being anything but way above board when dealing with dance students, almost all of them were girls.  (Unfortunately, that did fuel gossip about his orientation, gossip which, if you want to believe these allegations, can be put to rest.)  As an aside, Dance was an optional class, so the almost all female nature of the students was a self-selecting phenomenon.





I Want a Dog for Kwanzaa, Charlie Brown

15 12 2010

Just the next phase in what he REALLY wants, and that is for us to forget that he was the impresario of a dog fighting ring and the torture and murder of dogs therein.  That way, he can get his eight-figure contract back instead of slumming on league minimum as penance.

Forgiveness?  Yes.  Consequences?  Also, yes.

Really, I don’t think he wants a dog.  I think his PR handlers are having him *say* he wants a dog, as part of the image rehabilitation shtick.





Fun With Not Having a Dog in the Fight

15 12 2010

P-D:  In farewell, Bond tells senators to ‘work together, play nice’

And if they don’t, what are you going to do about it?  Send them to their rooms without any dessert?

Gateway Pundit:  Unbelievable… Democrat Asks For $48 BILLION EARMARK to Redistribute Wealth to Inner City

The first $7 trillion didn’t work, so another $0.048 trillion should do the trick.

CBS:  Iraq: Al Qaeda Planning Holiday Attacks in West

On the other hand, it really does mean there’s a War on Christmas.

5:  Clay Duke had “borderline personalities”, friend says

“Borderline personalities?”  Does this mean he has a whole personality and a fraction of another?  How is that possible?

WND:  [UCLA] Prof: Hispanics should replace ‘old white men’

Yet, the Prof is middle-aged and Asian.  So where does he fit in in Mexifornia?





Wednesday’s Wet Noodles

15 12 2010

NexMedia, again.  Imagine the fun they would have had with Bill Clinton if YouTube existed in 1998.

This NYC Dep’t of Health PSA has various gay rights groups at odds with each other.  Some are offended, and some think it’s the right message.

I happen to think the ad is ineffective, because it’s bad marketing.  In order to convince people not to do something that is bad for them, you can tell them all the live long day about the negative and painful consequences of their continuing to do so, and it won’t sink in.  But if you can convince them that doing whatever it is they shouldn’t be doing robs them of their joy, then they’ll pay attention.

For instance, an anti-tobacco ad that showed a damaged and diseased lung didn’t stop anyone from smoking.  But the one that showed a middle aged married couple riding horses, one suggestively saying to the other, “Honey, I’m impotent” in the Marlboro font, was a home run.  That more than any anti-tobacco ad got adult men to put down the cancer sticks.

The best way to get people to wear a condom every time, New York City, would be to convince people that HIV reduces sexual function.

Why is this happening?

Answer:  To get Pfc Manning to “confess” to being the sole leaker, in order to protect the real leaker, the Commander-in-Chief.

Some say that Manning stole those diplomatic cables using a thumb drive.  I metaphorically say that President Obama stole them using Manning as the thumb drive.

Remember when actual Britons were the bedrock of Middle Britain?

Poetic Justice.  I’m lovin’ it.

I can’t explain the blood, but the last two weeks does explain the crying, if you look at the second and third pix.





Call Sherman

15 12 2010

Info Wars:

A new iPhone App with the misleading name ‘PatriotApp’ attempts to draw on the power of the patriot movement, turning smartphone users into a gigantic snitch network.

You might think an app with such a patriotic name might have useful functions like a pocket constitution or quotes from our forefathers. But contrary to the services one might expect, this app allows users to report any ‘suspicious’ behavior directly linking them with top government agencies.

Much like the new DHS program ‘If you see something, say something’ this app is meant to turn average citizens into a network of spies feeding information back to the federal government.

I tell you what I’m going to do.  I’m going to buy an iPhone, download this app, drive to 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino CA, snap a picture of the building, and send it to the Anti-Trust division of the DOJ.

It’s just too bad an iPhone can’t take a picture of itself, for that would save me the road trip.  Better yet, I could just wait until PatroitApp comes out for the Droid, and then use my Droid to snap a picture of any given iPhone without having to buy one.





Kissinger’s List

15 12 2010

Turns out Herny Kissinger was even more anti-Semitic than his boss.

However, the sad irony here is that the ADL is the group that turned over this rock.  Remember, this is the same ADL that totally shuts down any discussion of genocide and mass murders, even against other Jews, in regimes other than that of the German National Socialist Worker’s Party in 1930s and 40s Germany.  Yet, they’re getting on Kissinger’s case for sarcastically dismissing a potential repeat in the early 1970s Soviet Union — Seems like the ADL is anti-Semitic under their own standards.





Certain People Think the Rules Just Don’t Apply to Them

15 12 2010

Use this video as a metaphor.  #10 in white is most liberal hacks and Democrat politicians, and the referee is Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli plus the Federal judge that ruled a good chunk of ObamaCare unconstitutional on Monday.








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