Fun With a Short Monday Stack

31 01 2011

News Corp of Australia:  Medical students are performing intrusive exams on unconscious patients

Kinda like necrophilia.

Daily Mail:  Watching Superbowl could give you a heart attack, doctors warn

Several years ago, SB Sunday was said to be a big day for domestic violence.  Between that and heart attacks, it makes me wonder why we even have a Super Bowl at all, if it’s responsible for everything bad.

Daily Mail:  Better in than out: African country set to make breaking wind a crime

Get ready to violate the law an average of twelve times a day.





Monday’s Musings

31 01 2011

*  I know precisely why this happened.

It’s because the kook leftards have worked themselves up into a paranoid and delusional frenzy, believing that the Koch brothers are the secret Soros-like money men behind the Tea Party Movement.  Obviously it’s all projection — Since all their shit is Soros astroturfing, they can’t conceive of the other side being any different.  So they found a couple of rich libertarian pro-gay marriage brothers in Wichita, and blamed all their problems on them.  For the record, Koch money underwrites some PBS shows.  Personally, I fear for their safety.

*  While very few Democrats think highly or support the Tea Party Movement, more than half of Democrats think that the GOP lamestream should incorporate TPM ideas into its own agenda.  While there might be some Democrats who are Machiavellian here, not too many people are, and certainly not enough to comprise half of all Democrats.  I think the better answer is that some Democrats are impressed with Ron/Rand Paul-style isolationist foreign policy.

*  No color commentary, even in Chinese.  Just the way I like it sometimes:

*  Just one question:  Where were you, Dupnik?

This happened in your precious county, BTW.

*  Amazing.  Anyone can write an article for Wikipedia or edit an existing one.  Yet, someone was still able to find discrimination and one of the dreaded “isms” @ WP.  When it reality, the problem is just the opposite.

Translation:  People in Dixie still believe the “illegal” in “illegal alien” literally means “here illegally.”  And we can’t have that.

*  Another tragedy, at one of those “schools” that are too cool to be named “school.” If you encounter a school without “school” in its name, run as fast as you can in the opposite direction and hold on to your wallet in the process.





Sunday Wrap-Up

30 01 2011

*  NextMedia gets behinds the scenes of President Obama psyching himself up for the SOTU:

Except they make Obama out to look somewhat like Blake Griffin.

 

*  Only $1300:

Among its unique features?  It has a web browser.

Seriously.

WTF?

They talk about “hang up and drive.”  Perhaps the new motto should be get off the web and run.

Or try these — They DON’T have a web browser, nor a TV, nor any place to insert an SD card for you to listen to music.  Just lift regularly and you get stronger.  How primitive.

*  “Don’t give up.  Get a Plymouth Volare.”

Was Chrysler in the late 1970s a car company, or a suicide prevention hotline?

This is one of the most important blog posts V-Dare has had in awhile.  They’re all pretty good, but this one is exceptional.

If you follow one of the links, you’ll find out how Indians and Asians are able to do so well in spelling bees and geography bees, i.e. they massively prepare for them.  There was a time in my life when I was so concerned, but then I grew up.  You know how to spell every word correctly?  Good for you.  Most people use a dictionary, a word processor’s spell checker, or their web browser’s spell checker.  And if an occasional misspelling makes it through, all in all is understood.  They made their point.  The only kind of adults who really get their feathers ruffled about the occasional misspelling are the obnoxious know-it-alls whose lives must be so charmed that a misspelled word is the biggest crisis in their lives.  You know the capital of Ethiopia by heart?  The names of the major rivers in the Australian state of Queensland that are now flooded over?  You can place Geneva, Switzerland on a blank world map to the accuracy of the width of a human hair?  Good for you.  Most people used to break out a world atlas, now they use Google Maps or Wikipedia.

*  An extremist Muslim Imam who called for the assassination of the Mohammed cartoons artist was caught trying to sneak into San Diego from Tijuana.

Most disconcerting:

Jaziri had allegedly paid a Tijuana-based smuggling cartel $5,000 to take him across the border near Tecate, saying he wanted to be taken to a ‘safe place anywhere in the U.S.’

What’s disconcerting is that he thinks there are any “safe places” anywhere in the U.S. where he can hide.  We’re supposedly in a war against these people — They ought not think they can hide among their enemy.

*  And if he couldn’t get in by hiding in the trunk, maybe he can use the Mexican cata-POT, the flying high on cloud nine whatchamcdoobie.

*  “But Bristol Palin wanted up to $30G — She would have been too expensive.”  Coming from a school that now costs well over $50G and probably closer to $60G a year in tuition, room and board, books and supplies.

*  If you turn KMOX on at 11 AM all this week, and you hear the Chang Limbang show, then you’ll know Leland Yee got his way.

He was once a DREAMer, too.

*  Amazing.  There was anti-Semitism in England, and the Daily Mail isn’t even blaming the BNP.

“Blackie O” studying the military’s physical fitness demands as part of her own “Let’s Move” initiative.

Disconcerting:

Drill sergeants now call out recruits who don’t put enough fruits and veggies on their plates, and hold hour-long sessions on performance nutrition to help them understand the Army wants “soldier athletes.”

“Soldier athletes.”  What are they preparing them for?  War, or an 18-game NFL regular season?  And what are we paying hundreds of billions of dollars a year for?  A real military, or gym memberships for several million people?  Next thing you know, they’ll be buying the treadmills with web browsers.

And some headlines.

AP:  Report: Arizona fugitive planned suicide by bear

The New Timothy.

Daily Mail:  ‘She’s too young for me’: Justin Bieber snubs Hailee Steinfield… the 16-year-old likes older women

He doesn’t need a girlfriend — He IS the girlfriend.

Lime Life:  Miley Cyrus Voted Worst Influence on American Youth

They’re kidding.  Right?  As if the author of “Decline and Fall of the American Empire” a millenium and a half from now will dedicate a whole volume to Miley Cyrus?

NPI:  1 vote costs KC $2.1 million

Kansas City.  Tee hee.

John Lott:  After lunch with Obama, MSNBC’s Matthews says Obama will push for more gun control in near future

It’s not surprising that anyone who has lunch with a crazy and inadequately medicated sonofabitch like Chris Matthews comes away from the meeting wanting more gun control.

AFP:  Souvenir condoms rolled out for UK royal wedding

Only available in king size.





Rehabadabadoo, Again

30 01 2011

Coming soon to CBS, 9/8c Mondays:  One and a Half Men, Plus a Degenerate Always Going In and Out of Rehab





Challenger, 25 Years On

28 01 2011

Where was I and what was I doing?

I can remember exactly.

I was eight years old, almost two months from my ninth birthday.  I was in Miss Mayes’s third grade class at Wade IGE Elementary on Vandeventer Avenue, near Shaw’s Gardens.

I was home from school that day, because I had an afternoon doctor’s appointment.  But I knew that I was supposed to watch the Challenger launch, because the school was abuzz for the last week about a teacher going up in space, Christina McAuliffe.  And that I did — I watched Dan Rather’s CBS coverage of the live launch and all the tragic aftermath.  During those days, my mother was partisan to KMOX’s (call letters changed to KMOV that year) local news and Dan Rather on the evening news.  So it was only natural that our TV was on Channel 4 for the Challenger launch.

At the moment of launch, my mother was out on the front porch talking to a neighbor.  So I watched the launch and the explosion without her around.  Once they realized that what they were seeing was an explosion, CBS played it over and over and over again, seems like 50 times to me before my mother finally came inside.  I dragged her in front of the TV.  It wasn’t until after they looped it again seemingly another 50 times that it finally sank in that the teacher and all her crew mates were gone.  IIRC, it wasn’t much more than a minute from launch to explosion.

Just about two weeks earlier, I was watching Dan Rather for another space-related reason — Voyager 2 made its flyby of Uranus.

And the Columbia disaster was only slightly more than 17 years to the day after Challenger.





Fun With Packages

27 01 2011

Before you read on, this one takes the cake for the month.

Daily Beast:  Obama Wins Velma Hart Back with SOTU Speech

Don’t think it was a hard sell.

The Blaze:  Packers Star Sends Locker Room Message to Obama

I don’t think the President is interested in watching your naked ass run around.

Philadelphia Libertarian Examiner:  City Council proposal: If you buy a gun, the Police Dept will be notified

But if you murder newborn babies, then Philly is just fine with that.  They won’t bother you a’tall.

 

 

Daily Mail:  McDonald’s bans boy wearing a tracksuit… so he returns to be served in a suit and tie

Appropriate dress for McDonald’s food?  If we’re talking not fries and not soda, then for guys it should be shirtless, tattered jean shorts, beach sandals and unshowered and unshaven for three days.

Yahoo Sports:  Goodell: $1 salary if work stoppage

Since you’re making $10 million a year now, I don’t think you’ll be hurting all that much.

Yahoo Sports:  Chad Ochocinco is changing his name again

The artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.  If I were Roger Goodell, I would have found some pretext to retire the number 85 league-wide after he changed his name to Ochocinco.

Daily Mail:  The police who are afraid of the dark: Officers won’t patrol yob-plagued park after 8pm

Wouldn’t want them to put themselves in dangerous situations, would we?  But you better pay your taxes to fully fund their pension systems, or you’re pissing on the graves of our brave heroes.

Daily Mail:  Problem pupils will be enrolled at ‘boot camps’ run by former soldiers says Education Secretary

Judging from the last headline, I doubt boot camps will work very well.

P-D:  Underwear theft suspect now faces porn charges

I would have never guessed.





Thursday’s Junk

27 01 2011

Thank the deity of your choice.  The bromide is that he’s too busy with whatever it is he’s doing on some panel or some blue-ribbon commission.  I think the reality is that he knows he’s yesterday’s news.  I also think Talent’s not running means that Ann Wagner will.

 

*  I told you about Bill Haslam.  He started to disappoint even before he became Governor.

 

*  The ADL, which previously opposed the G0M, is showing signs of backsliding.  I suppose someone reminded Abe Foxman that it was racist and bigoted to oppose it.  Maybe the SPLC was this close to adding the ADL to its list of extremist hate groups.

 

Two words:  Identity theft.  E-Verify can’t guard against it.

 

Related news, and good news, IMHO.  This case is sorta reminiscent of Elian Gonzales.

 

TIFoff, Ripoff:  From 1990 to 2007, tax increment financing (TIF) in the St. Louis metro area has resulted in the creation of only 5,400 mainly low-wage retail jobs.  (“Everyday low wages, guaranteed.”)  Those projects’  TIF schemes resulted in some $2.2 billion in unrealized tax revenues for various local jurisdictions.  That figures to $370,000 per job.  In the same time period, The STL lost some 50,000 higher wage manufacturing jobs.

 

Criticism of Thilo Sarrazin’s book is coming from strange places:

“When I go on talk shows and we discuss the book, callers say ‘I’m not a Neo-Nazi, or a Nazi, but this book has finally allowed me to tell you that the Muslims in this country are here to get welfare and they don’t want to accept our values,’ ” Wolfgang Benz, the former head of the center for anti-Semitic research at the Technical University in Berlin, told FoxNews.com. “The scholarship is awful in this book, but the guy at my gas station, who didn’t read it, thinks it’s great, and so do many others who find out what it says about the Muslims. Their pent-up feelings come out.”

Well, Wolfgang, if it’s anti-Semitism you want, you should go to the mosques that Sarrazin opposes.  Ironically, the (real) Nazi types are slowly transverting to Islam because (real) Nazi-ism is illegal in Germany, while Islam’s anti-Semitism is excused and treated with kid gloves.

Also:

An editorial in the German edition of the Financial Times contained this warning: “Indian technological experts, Japanese engineers and Kuwaiti investors are unlikely to move to a country where those in power fight over immigration.”

Don’t throw them into the briar patch.

But Merkel is faced with a dilemma. While industry urgently needs skilled foreign workers, the German experience with the Turkish migrants has generated much opposition to more immigration. Although Merkel denounced Sarrazin’s book, she recently called multiculturalism – the co-existence of parallel German and Turkish societies – a failure.

Same bullshit there, and probably the same response is warranted — “Industry urgently” wants cheap labor.

Also:

“We kidded ourselves for a while that they wouldn’t stay, but that’s not the reality,” she told her Christian Democratic Union party, referring to the influx of Turkish guest workers that began in the 1960s.

(snip)

The Berlin newspaper Tageszeitung asks: “What should be done if 66 years after the banning of Hitler’s “Mein Kampf” another treatise on racial theory turns into a best-seller in Germany?”

Mein Kampf being prohibited, Nazi symbols being prohibited, and the “influx of Turkish guest workers” (which really happened right after WWII in the American sector) are all results of the American military occupation of half of Germany.  And then technically all of Germany after re-unification.  Only now is the occupation winding down.

 

They say eating at home is the new normal.  It used to be the old normal.





Six Minutes of Pleasure

27 01 2011

And I don’t mean L.L. Cool J:

School defends experiment to separate black students in a bid to boost their academic results

A high school has defended its decision to segregate students by race and gender.

The scheme, at McCaskey East High School in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, separates black students from the rest of the school pupils, and then further breaks it down into black females and black males.

The separation is only for a short period  – six minutes each day and 20 minutes twice a month – but it has drawn criticism for raising the spectre of racial segregation.

Those six minutes every school day have to be pleasurable for the school’s white students — No black students around to harass them, yell anti-white obscenities at them, and to slow down the curricula.  I bet the white students get a lot done in that time.





Prom Night 2011

26 01 2011

President Obama’s SOTU was a total snoozer — I had all I could do to keep from falling asleep.  Paul Ryan’s and Michele Bachmann’s responses were underwhelming, and yes, you read that right — I’m not joining the congo line of lamestream conservative sheeple in thinking of them as examples of great oratory.  The only reason they seemed to be any good is that Obama didn’t exactly set the bar that high.

The mixed seating was a flop, if the Democrats’ intention was to psychologically dilute the Republican majority.  It was obvious which party was louder when it wanted to applause.  And because Obama is the type whose oratory energy depends on the energy of his audience and his present sympathetic company, because the Democrats weren’t revved up, he was flat in his delivery and energy.

I’m not going to respond to everything Obama, Ryan and Bachmann said, because I don’t have all night.

***

Obama:

Two years after the worst recession most of us have ever known, the stock market has come roaring back. Corporate profits are up. The economy is growing again.

Used to be that proper liberals argued (rightly) that the stock market and corporate profits weren’t good indicators of the economic health of the country as felt by its working middle classes.

They’re right. The rules have changed. In a single generation, revolutions in technology have transformed the way we live, work and do business. Steel mills that once needed 1,000 workers can now do the same work with 100. Today, just about any company can set up shop, hire workers, and sell their products wherever there’s an Internet connection.

This is emblematic of his many words about “innovation” and “technology.”  But it’s time for your blogmeister to sit you, the reading public, down on my knees and tell you about the hard facts of life.

I can and do discuss matters such as racial differences in intelligence and IQ in this medium, and I regularly read other media, such as AR, that does the same.  But the hard facts of the matter is that, just as commentators said last night that most political debate, discussion and public policy takes place between the 40-yard lines, most people, regardless of race, are of average intelligence.

Let’s assume for the sake of discussion that the mean IQ of white Americans is 100, black Americans 85 the standard deviation for both is 15, that there are 200 million whites, 40 million blacks, and 75% of both populations are working age.  Assume also that the IQ distribution almost matches the perfect statistical bell curve.  In a perfect bell curve, 68.26% of the field lies between one standard deviation below and one above the mean.  This also means that half of that, 34.13%, lies between the mean and one SD below the mean, and the same percentage between the mean and one SD above the mean.  This means 200 million times 0.3413 times 0.75 yields 51.2 million white people who are both of working age and with IQs in the “lowish-average” range for whites, 85-100.  Do the same for the black population and you’ll find 10.2 million working-age people have the same IQ range, 85-100, though in their case it’s the “highish-average” range because that range is the one SD above the mean for them.  Assume Hispanics have a mean IQ halfway between the white and black means and the same SD, and assume for discussion 40 million of them — Because the 85-100 range for Hispanics lies between 0.5 SD below and 0.5 SD above their mean, the math is slightly different — About 38.3% of a perfect distribution lies within that range, so 40 million times 0.383 times 0.75 makes about 11.5 million working age Hispanics IQ 85-100.  Add the whites, blacks and Hispanics, and you have 72.9 million people in this country who are of working age and between 85 and 100 in IQ.

Now, people with an IQ in the upper 80s or 90s can do a lot of good things for society, and given the right societal conditions, can actually have a good standard of living and see it improve over their own lives and across generations of their own, if we ditch this Glow-BULL Economy bullshit and dedicate ourselves to real value-added manufacturing and heavy industry combined with a robust and dedicated organized labor movement.  As long as they do their part, i.e. do their “seemingly menial” jobs well and obey the law relatively well.

But I can assure you this one thing — Not a one of them will invent a cure for cancer, the capability to do manned interstellar space travel, or a quantum computer for every desktop and in every pocket smartphone.

To take President Obama at his word, though, we should condemn those 72.9 million people to the ash heap of history and to permanent poverty and peasanthood simply because he, most members of his party, most Republicans, and almost all of the ruling class in DC and the country at large are happy with what used to be known as the United States merely being an upscale “innovative” province of the global economic superstate, and as such, the very kind of work which their parents and grandparents and great-grandparents did to create the most prosperous working middle class in world history should be outsourced to China and India for the sake of cheap docile labor.

We’re the nation that put cars in driveways and computers in offices; the nation of Edison and the Wright brothers; of Google and Facebook.

What about computers in homes, on every desktop and now in every pocket?  (A smartphone is a true Turing Machine, FYI).  Obama didn’t say that.  That’s because if it were up to people like Obama and his ilk, we would never have had home computers.  His mentality, as part of the big government-big business axis based around the northeastern DC-to-Boston mega-SLOP-olis, could not have perceived that an individual person would want a computer in his or her own house on their desk or in their pocket.  It took what used to be a right-libertarian atomistic individualist mentality prevalent in this country west of the Rockies and east of the Pacific Ocean to birth that idea into this world.  An observation (not that original on my part) that I have made in this space before.

Now, science labs in high schools have to be severely restricted because too many white students use them.  AP tests where not enough approved minorities (read: black and Hispanic) are taking them are being eliminated.

Think about it. Over the next 10 years, nearly half of all new jobs will require education that goes beyond a high school education.

Remember when a high school education used to mean something?  That was before Obama’s party et al. dumbed it down so that more blacks and Hispanics could pass.  Now, a HS diploma is a meaningless piece of paper.

Take a school like Bruce Randolph in Denver. Three years ago, it was rated one of the worst schools in Colorado — located on turf between two rival gangs. But last May, 97 percent of the seniors received their diploma. Most will be the first in their families to go to college. And after the first year of the school’s transformation, the principal who made it possible wiped away tears when a student said, “Thank you, Ms. Waters, for showing that we are smart and we can make it.”

Within a year or two, we’ll find out that Bruce Randolph HS has been the host to either massive cheating, or that they had high and strictly adhered-to admissions standards, or a little of both.  UPDATE 1/30:  We have already found out that it has a blissful state of semi-autonomy from its host school district, the Denver Public Schools.  So while that doesn’t prove that it has admissions standards, it probably does prove that the Bruce Randolph MS/HS (grades 6-12, as it turns out) has private school-like ability to bounce out troublemakers barely after the first “t.”

We have to do better. America is the nation that built the transcontinental railroad, brought electricity to rural communities, constructed the Interstate Highway System. The jobs created by these projects didn’t just come from laying down track or pavement. They came from businesses that opened near a town’s new train station or the new off-ramp.

Have you ever seen the bureaucratic flowchart that is necessary to build a brand new stretch of freeway-grade road that is destined to become part of the interstate highway system?  It’s worse than the ObamaCare labyrinth.  And it’s been that way since at least 1970 — Thanks to anti-freeway and pro-environmental activism of the era.  (Not that some of it wasn’t justified, IMHO).  The trend over time has been to make it even harder and more bureaucratically complicated to get an infrastructure project done.  If any endangered snail darter is in the way, Obama’s EPA will put an immediate stop to Obama’s infrastructure plans.

So over the last two years, we’ve begun rebuilding for the 21st century, a project that has meant thousands of good jobs for the hard-hit construction industry. And tonight, I’m proposing that we redouble those efforts.

Except that when the feminists found out that a goodly percentage of ARRA (“Stimulus”) was going to go to construction projects which would hire mainly men, they bitched and moaned and made you back down.  Of course, they didn’t realize that it was mostly men, mostly working middle class, and mostly white, that were the victims of the recession to begin with.  UPDATE 1/27:  And they’re bitching again.

Within 25 years, our goal is to give 80 percent of Americans access to high-speed rail.  This could allow you to go places in half the time it takes to travel by car. For some trips, it will be faster than flying — without the pat-down.

Don’t like the airport pat-downs, Obama?  You can end them with one stroke of an ink pen.  BTW, there are at least two newly-minted Republican Governors who are canceling high speed rail projects in their state because of the high cost and lackluster benefits.  Scott Walker in Wisconsin is one, putting the kibosh on a Milwaukee-Madison HSR link.

Within the next five years, we’ll make it possible for businesses to deploy the next generation of high-speed wireless coverage to 98 percent of all Americans.

Too bad it’ll be expensive as hell.

To help businesses sell more products abroad, we set a goal of doubling our exports by 2014 — because the more we export, the more jobs we create here at home. Already, our exports are up. Recently, we signed agreements with India and China that will support more than 250,000 jobs here in the United States. And last month, we finalized a trade agreement with South Korea that will support at least 70,000 American jobs. This agreement has unprecedented support from business and labor, Democrats and Republicans — and I ask this Congress to pass it as soon as possible.

We export our raw materials so they can manufacture goods to sell back to us, the massive profits are split about evenly between big box retailers in America and their home country’s war machines and/or kleptocracies.

Then there’s my favorite example: The Interior Department is in charge of salmon while they’re in fresh water, but the Commerce Department handles them when they’re in saltwater.  I hear it gets even more complicated once they’re smoked.

As someone quipped on Twitter last night, Obama’s ideal future is that we all eat smoked salmon while riding on high speed bullet trains that are staffed by young illegal aliens.

In the coming months, my administration will develop a proposal to merge, consolidate, and reorganize the federal government in a way that best serves the goal of a more competitive America.

Reinventing government.  Didn’t the inventor of the internet, Al Gore, try that?

And we saw that same desire to be free in Tunisia, where the will of the people proved more powerful than the writ of a dictator. And tonight, let us be clear: The United States of America stands with the people of Tunisia, and supports the democratic aspirations of all people.

Really?  All that seems to be happening in Tunisia and now Egypt is a little bit stronger version of the Tea Party Movement, and you and your ilk can’t wait to get rid of that.

Our troops come from every corner of this country — they’re black, white, Latino, Asian, Native American. They are Christian and Hindu, Jewish and Muslim. And, yes, we know that some of them are gay. Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they love because of who they love.

However, white Christian heterosexual men will still be doing most of the combat-level fighting and make up the lion’s share of the elite units in the Armed Forces.  I’m saying this as someone who supported the repeal of DADT.

Ironically, Obama’s White House supported and argued for DADT while it was being heard in the Federal judiciary, right up to the moment that the DADT repeal bill hit Obama’s desk.

That dream is why I can stand here before you tonight. That dream is why a working-class kid from Scranton can sit behind me. (Laughter and applause.) That dream is why someone who began by sweeping the floors of his father’s Cincinnati bar can preside as Speaker of the House in the greatest nation on Earth. (Applause.)

I noticed Obama, Biden and Boehner were all wearing blue ties, and red was the in-color for last night’s prom.  Was there like a pre-determined dress code?  Boehner had all he could do to keep from crying, and if not for that, he looked as bored as a stick.

***

Ryan:

Some people will back away from this challenge. But I see this challenge as an opportunity to rebuild what Lincoln called the “central ideas” of the Republic.

We believe a renewed commitment to limited government will unshackle our economy and create millions of new jobs and opportunities for all people, of every background, to succeed and prosper. Under this approach, the spirit of initiative – not political clout – determines who succeeds.

Invoking Lincoln and opposing big government at the same time?  Tsk tsk.

I didn’t blockquote it above, but Obama re-hashed the stupid and false “proposition/credal nation” bullshit in his part.

***

Bachmann
:

I want to thank the Tea Party Express and Tea Party HD for inviting me to speak this evening. I’m here at their request and not to compete with the official Republican remarks. The Tea Party is a dynamic force for good in our national conversation, and it’s an honor for me to speak with you.

She’s denying today that her alternate response is indicative of any schism in the House GOP caucus.  Maybe she’s right, but I also don’t think she’s not that Machiavellian.  She does have ulterior motives for this highly publicized alternate response.  (True, most Congressmen and Senators have short responses of their own, but they’re mainly confined to limited and interested parties.)  I think her motivation is to fire a shot across Boehner’s bough, to remind him that she could bolt with 90-100 House members at any time and form a real Tea Party, there by taking the Gavel away from him and giving it back to Pelosi.

We need to start making things again in this country, and we can do that by reducing the tax and regulatory burdens on job creators. America will have the highest corporate tax rate in the world. Think about that. Look no further to see why jobs are moving overseas.

Sorry, Michele.  That has more to do with the labor being a hell of a lot more cheaper and docile overseas.

Before you crown her as our next President, read this.

***





Extrapolate

25 01 2011

I can understand why the shooting and attempted assassination of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords is so traumatic to everyone in the U.S. House.  That’s because it was one of their own, and there are only 435 of them.  So someone tried to assassinate 1/435th of their membership — In order to try and kill 1/435th of the general population, you’d have to shoot 700,000 people.  That’s the Super Bowl crowd Sunday after next times seven.





Fun With New Fish

25 01 2011

5:  Teens suspected in counterfeit scheme suspended from school

Sure, that’s their biggest worry now, being suspended from school.

Politico:  W.H.: ‘Birthers’ aren’t ‘rational’

So release the damned birth certificate already and discredit them forever.

5:  ‘Jersey Shore’ will fly to Italy for Season 4

The only thing Italian about Season 4 of Shore will be the country.  The only thing Jersey about it will be the promiscuity.

Wired:  Obama Nominates RIAA Lawyer for Solicitor General

Somehow, he still expects to get the youth vote in 2012.





Tuesday’s Tidbits

25 01 2011

*  Do you honestly think these are or should be the ten most wanted men in Britain?  You better believe that there was some social concern about who to put and who not to put on this list.

*  Do you want to be uncivil in your public persona, yet don’t want to pretend like you’re civil because of the current demand for civility?

Here’s the way out:  Speak Latin.

You really don’t get it, do you Cornel?  I’d love for someone to try to explain to him that the reason Finland’s students score so well on international tests is because most Finnish students are white and Scandinavian.  While Finland has some “vibrancy” in spots, it is by no means enough yet to mean that the schools are heavily or even significantly non-white.

West just might experience a nervous breakdown.

*  Conceal-carry permits are hard to get in New York City.  But to the extent you can, Staten Island is the one borough of the city whose residents are.  Then again, Staten Island is probably the only part of the incorporated city of New York that is anything close to identifiably American.

Maybe SI should be its own city.





The End of Civility

25 01 2011

Cops and law enforcement officers being mowed down all over the placeFlash mobs of black thieves in Chicago.  Thirty-two members of a black hate gang in Denver being taken down.  And good ole IHOP.

It’s Sarah Palin’s fault.





Fun With Incivility

24 01 2011

AP:  Departures draw curtain on ‘Team North Dakota’

Team North Dakota?  Is that anything like Team Nude?

UKPA:  Fears over unemployment ‘time bomb’

“Time bomb?”  No media civility over there.

CNS:  Chinese Athletic Shoe Company Trying to Break Into U.S. Market

You’re gonna be disappointed.  Americans love their Chinese-made Nikes and Reeboks just fine.

CNS:  Olbermann and MSNBC: a Failing Relationship

WTF?  They’re the only ones who would tolerate each other — A failing relationship is better than no relationship.

NYT:  Despite Distinctions, Los Angeles Times Loses Standing at Home

NYT discovers that English language newspapers aren’t big sellers in Mexico.





Monday’s Musings

24 01 2011

*  I commented after the first episode this season of House that they finally got around to putting Peter Jacboson and Olivia Wilde credits on the title sequence, as they were starting in on their fourth season.  And wouldn’t you know it — Wilde (Dr. Hadley) hasn’t been seen since very early in the season, I think the first ep, yet her name is in the title sequence.  Go figure.

I thought I’ve seen the young black man who played the sick boot camp recruit before on TV.  Then I remembered — Tyler James Williams, Everybody Hates Chris.

*  Queue Seinfeld, I know:

Rashard Mendenhall just came out of the closet.  Or rather, Ben Roethlisberger has had such a bad time with women that he’s decided to give men a try.

My advice to Roethlisberger is to move to a locker that is as far away from Mendenhall’s as possible, and shower either before or after he does.

BTW, this video is described as having gone “viral.”  A poor choice of words for a suggestive depiction of gay sex.

*  That’s more like it:

*  While the late Jack LaLanne didn’t invent the modern gym/health club and all its accouterments, (though he did invent a few of its staples), he did pretty much solidify what is nowadays the modern workout routine for those of us that do.  LaLanne was a big advocate of adding weights and alternating them with cardio, whereas cardio was more or less the order of every day before him.  FYI, modern gyms and health clubs can trace their route to the Turner Movement of German immigrants to the United States of the mid-19th Century.  If you want to go much further back, the Thermae (Baths) of Ancient Rome, especially starting in the very early Imperial stages, are the roots’ roots of modern gyms, though the Thermae also served as much more encompassing social center of the towns in which they existed (and they existed in most towns), more like an enhanced community center.

The Jumping Jack is named after LaLanne.  Before he and his TV show popularized it, it was a niche exercise, mainly confined the military, and then it was known as the side straddle hop.

*  After the storm:  Lawyers for Otis McDonald, the successful plaintiff in the McDonald v Chicago case of last summer, want Federal recompensation of their attorney fees, based on their arguing a civil rights case on behalf of their plaintiff.  The Federal trial level said no, and a three judge panel of the 7th Appellate Circuit (WI/IL/IN) also said no.  They’ll appeal to the entire circuit.  I can’t imagine SCOTUS not dealing with this in some way, either they’ll affirm a reversal by the Full 7th, or take it up themselves if the Full 7th says no and reverse it that way.

*  Harry Belafonte might give himself credit, but Onion Horton said it best:  Nobody ever sang their way to freedom.

The only care today’s young people have for Harry Belafonte’s music is stealing the chorus from the Banana Boat Song and setting it as the background of a motonous hip hop track:

Oooh, I didn’t just say that, did I?  Have I gone too far, or have I not gone far enough?

That’s because so many people in the “gang mitigation” and “gang intervention” industry are “former” (so-called) gang-bangers themselves.

There is no such thing as a “former” gang-banger.  The only way out of a gang is either dying, or getting so old while doing life on the installment plan that the streets just pass you by.  Otherwise, I’ll just have to assume they’re sleeper agents.

And once again, I should say that it would be better and far more logical to hear from people who have never been in gangs about how not to be in one than those who have been in gangs.

Sorry, but I’m guessing Photoshop.

I agree with the phrase on the bottom, though.  Difference is, I know they’re not sincere about it.

Steve Pomper for Governor of Washington State.

*  I thought the libs all hated Wal*Mart.

You know what this means, don’t you?  With W-M changing the economics of fresh fruits and vegetables, this is only going to mean even more cheap Hispanic labor in the ag sector.

Maybe that’s what “Blackie O” is up to.  Trolling for new voters for her husband for 2012.

*  Vice-Messiah Joe Biden got called in for Jury Duty in Wilmington, Delaware.  He had to show up, but was quickly told to beat it.

Why, I don’t know, because he seems the kind of dumbass that jury consultants for trial lawyers seem to love to have on juries.

*  It was initially thought that the rapid pace of gun and ammo sales after the election of The Messiah was because of panic buying based on the fear of more gun control legislation.  Maybe some of it was, but the pace has not let up, in spite of a Republican-run House assuring that no such legislation will happen, and in spite of two big SCOTUS decisions, Heller and McDonald, punching serious holes in current draconian gun control and precluding future such laws.

This source thinks that the sustained high pace of legal gun purchases and “Buy a Gun” trending upward on Google Trends is a clue that the economy is far worse than they’re telling us, and/or that the recent snail-paced “recovery” is only for a few.





Up In Smoke (UPDATE: At Least for a Day)

24 01 2011

Illinois Appellate Court administers a bitch-slap.

I don’t know how I feel about it.  I don’t think Rahm is truly a qualified resident of the City of Chicago.  But at the same time, I wonder why the Illinois state court system all of a sudden cares about enforcing the city’s constitution (charter).  When the same Illinois court system couldn’t be bothered to enforce Article 1 Section 22 of the State Constitution against that same City of Chicago — It took the Federal judiciary, the highest level at that, and the controversial (even among right-wingers) incorporation doctrine of the 14th Amendment, to knock Chicago off its gun-grabbing perch (sorta, they’re still dicking around.)

But in a way, I kinda feel sorry for Rahm.  This ruling only shows that Barack Obama has the opposite of the Midas Touch — He ruins everything he touches.  Rahm’s heart-of-hearts dream was to be the first Jewish Speaker of the House, and after 2006, it looked like that might happen rather soon, because it seemed like the Democrats were destined to hold the House for quite awhile, and the CW was that Rahm would follow Pelosi as Speaker.  Mainly b/c Rahm’s strategery with the blue dogs was crucial to the blue wave of 2006.  But then Obama wins the White House, convinces Rahm to leave the House and abandon his dream to run Obama’s WH for him.  Then Obama proceeds to fuck shit up, and that was the main reason why the Republicans got the House back so quickly.  Rahm saw that coming, knew his Speaker dreams were shot to hell, and left the WH to run for Mayor of Chicago.  Too, Obama’s fucking up flipping the House back to the Rs was doubly ironic for Rahm, because it meant that Eric Cantor became House Majority Leader, the highest any Jew has risen in House leadership.  So, Rahm thought of Mayor as The Great Consolation Prize, but then there was this nagging little detail of him not living in Chicago long enough.

UPDATE 1/25: The Illinois Constitution has a one-year residency mandate for mayoral candidates in Illinois cities.  So the IL courts here are enforcing their own constitution, (selectively, I might add), not Chicago’s city charter.  That only makes the hypocrisy worse.

UPDATE 1/25: IL Supremes put Rahm back on the ballot.





The Detroit Police Chief’s Name Is Not Dupnik

24 01 2011

How do I know that?

The version of this story yesterday, before they IDed the perp or victims, stated that the DPD wouldn’t identify the perp nor speculate on his motive until they had hard evidence.  And now that they’ve released the ID of the perp, they’re still not settling on a solid motive, because the evidence doesn’t point to any solid motive.

If the DPD Chief were named Dupnik, he would have already tried, convicted and executed Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and the whole state of Arizona north of the Pima-Pinal County Line all by himself.

Seriously, what’s disconcerting here is that even a building full of armed police officers didn’t deter this thing in Detroit.  CCW is good, but it’s not a panacea.





Pretty Good Fortnight for Wisconsin

23 01 2011





Sunday Wrap-Up

23 01 2011

I want you to read the whole article.  The Miami Herald might not realize this, but it just went and destroyed at least three leftist shibboleths without even needing a thousand words.

State of the Union, or senior prom?  There’s talk that Thune and Gillibrand are odds on favorite for prom king and queen.

With all this talk about who is going to be sitting with whom and where, this is going to be more like the Oscars.  I could imagine that Billy Crystal could host this thing with three hours worth of crummy jokes.

Politics — Hollywood for the ugly.

Just what I thought — If every prison in America were closed and the money we spent on them were given to schools, it would only increase the per pupil per year spending by 12%.

There is no prisons vs schools conundrum, comparable to the guns vs butter conundrum of the 1950s and 60s.  It’s all a front for people who for the obvious racial reasons and sometimes personal reasons are opposed to anyone being incarcerated.

*  James Clyburn, fiscal conservative?  Behold:

Clyburn called on Obama and Congress to broadly incorporate a so-called “10-20-30″ policy directing at least 10 percent of any recovery efforts into communities with 20 percent poverty rates for 30 years.

This is mainly a circumlocution for spending Federal money on blacks and Hispanics.  But if you take Clyburn’s request literally, considering that some estimate that a quarter of the Federal budget is spent one way or another on racial pity, and that the bill for the Great Society has probably gone to fourteen figures by now, we would actually be saving money.

Otherwise, we’ll have to revert to the original 10-20-30 plan of the ghetto — First felony at 10, first prison stint at 20, dead by 30.

Let me translate this into English for you:  Gimme more H-1B visas, because we don’t want to pay native born white Americans.

To the extent that he’s right about American education, it’s only because it has been gradually dumbed down to the lowest and blackest common denominator.  Of course he can’t say that, even if he thinks it.

*  Speaking of the lowest common denominator, this particular news source is going there.  What surprised me is that these “young people” had to go to such lengths — From what I’ve seen from retail establishments in the heart of Chicago, they make their merchandise too easy to steal, especially the women’s shoes.

And some headlines.

Chicago Sun-Times:  Police sensing crime before it happens

So that’s what they’re calling racial profiling these days.

Daily Mail:  Pelosi: I partied with Kennedy (and here’s the picture to prove it)

Oh, you mean John.  If you were talking about Ted, we’d take you at your word.

Daily Mail:  Blair should be forced to release secret Iraq files, says his former Cabinet Secretary

Forced?  Assange probably already has ‘em.

Daily Mail:  Now Wrigley’s pulls advertising from MTV teen drama Skins after shocked parents demand probe into ‘the most dangerous show ever for children’

It’s just as well.  I think most of the actors on Skins gave up chewing gum years ago.

Daily Mail:  Oxbridge students compete in debauched challenge on ski slopes of France to win free holiday

They weren’t on the north face, they were on the south butt.

WNCN-NBC-17 Raleigh/Durham:  Rep. Ellmers Plans To Carry Handgun

Smoking hot Congresswoman to pack heat.  Film at 11.

CNS:  Idaho GOP Prepares to Nullify Health Care Reform, Using Obscure 18th Century Doctrine

18th Century?  Oh no, don’t tell Ezra Klein.





The Future of Cable News

23 01 2011

I have a relatively long term (2-3 years out) prediction about such.

As you know, the cable system Comcast just purchased NBC and its cable properties.  Already, Keith Olbermann has been shown the door, and the rest of the libtards are next.  The reason is obvious — There’s just not enough nice advertising money available to make left-wing narrowcasting viable.

Things don’t happen in a vacuum (unless they actually do happen in a vacuum).  MSNBC competes with CNN and FNC, though to say that MSNBC and CNN “competes” with Fox is as foolish a word choice as calling the relationship between a hammer and a nail a “rivalry.”  If Comcast tries to monetize MSNBC, then you know T-W and News Corp will do the same for CNN and FNC.

With this recession chugging along, and with more and more streaming video becoming available online, more and more people are ditching cable TV, either of the cable or dish variety.  One of the great untold stories about over-the-air HDTV is that each station can have more than one channel on its allotted “channel.”  If you have an HDTV hooked up to an antenna in St. Louis, then you know that there are four available KETC Channel 9s, three channels on KDNL-30, and KMOV-4, KSDK-5 and KPLR-11 each have one secondary channel.  There is enough digital bandwidth in an HDTV channel for a given station to shoehorn one high definition and five standard definition channels into its space.  Just thinking out loud, if a given station doesn’t feel the need to have any of its channels in HD, then its channel could have perhaps eight SD channels.

It may not seem like it from looking at the St. Louis TV market, but bigger cities and their OTA HDTV stations make much more frequent use of its bandwidth.  Especially NY/LA/Chi — Some of their stations use close to their maximum bandwidth — Finding stations with five channels isn’t uncommon.  A PBS affiliate in Minnesota (?) has one HD and five SD channels, thereby operating at max bandwidth.

See where my mind is running here?  Say MSNBC, after ditching all the tards, has a ratings turnaround.  FNC feels the heat.  What do you think Murdoch’s response is going to be?  It’s very conceivable that he could have his Fox OTA O&O stations put the Fox News Channel over the air in standard definition on a subchannel, and as contracts expire and are re-negotiated with OTA Fox affiliate stations, e.g. LocalTV’s KTVI in St. Louis, he could get them to put FNC on a subchannel as part of the deal.  What that would mean is that we might wake up one day, and all of a sudden there will be a Channel 2-2 available here in the STL with the Fox News Channel.  Comcast and T-W might not want to follow suit, because those conglomerates also own cable systems, so they might not want to undercut the demand for their own cable offerings by putting heretofore cable channels MSNBC and CNN over-the-air.  But they might if News Corp shows some nice black ink from doing that with FNC.  All a matter of come on in, the water’s warm.  MSNBC on Channel 5-3, and CNN on Channel 11-3.  (KPLR-11 is CW, and CW is jointly owned by CBS and Time-Warner.  While KPLR isn’t an O&O, and is under the same roof as KTVI, T-W, CNN’s owner, has leverage over KPLR because of the network affiliate contract agreement.)





Meet the New Boss, Not the Same as the Old Boss

22 01 2011

That’s because Comcast won’t treat MSNBC like a leftist propaganda generating loss leader, as GE and its tool CEO, Jeffery Immelt, did in order to butter Obama up for both ARRA/Stimulus money and TARP/Bailout money and other money from Green/Environmental programs.  (Note:  GE’s finance arm bought two rinky dink banks in Utah in order to qualify as a “bank” in order to be eligible for TARP funds.)

Already, Keith Olbermann has been shown the door.  (Yeah, they’re saying the new boss has nothing to do with it, but if you believe that, I’ve got a rice paddy in the Sahara Desert I want to sell you.)  And he was MSNBC’s ratings winner, though that’s like saying you’re the tallest midget.  You can bet that Mr. Tingley-Legs, Special Ed Schultz and Rachel Mad Cow are next.  As for the Morning Schmuck, maybe they’ll keep him, that is, as long as he’s worth his weight in coffee.

Speaking of which, Obama is tapping Imment to spearhead his Laser Light Focus on Jobs Part III.  They claim that Imment has returned previously outsourced jobs to the United States, and perhaps he has.  But I think it also comes with a catch.





Scotland Yard

22 01 2011

Buh-bye, 12th and Clark.  Hello, 20th and Olive.

It’s an old A.G. Edwards building, and in the most recent number of years, Wachovia bought AGE and Wells-Fargo bought Wachovia.  W-F is selling the unused building to the SLPD for about a third of what it thinks it could get on the open market for it.  Somehow, I think the TARP/Bailout bill has something to do with this — I get the feeling that there was subtle pressure from the Obama White House on W-F to make this deal really sweet.  If that’s so, then I’m glad for it.  I guess a broken clock is right twice a day.

Among many other things, one new and improved amenity I hope the New Scotland Yard has over the Old is better gym and workout facilities.  What they have now is rather pitiful.





Saturday Wrap-Up

22 01 2011

Remember when elected and police officials in East St. Louis blamed St. Louis thugs for being the cause of ESL’s crime?

Show them this.  Seems like the problem goes both ways across the river.

Or maybe, just maybe, the river is irrelevant.  It’s not a matter of where the river is, it’s where the blacks are.

*  John Carney, who only has a successful radio career in St. Louis because he chose the right father, certainly not for any talent on his own, is leaving KMOX.  The suits for Infinity/CBS’s St. Louis operations want him out of the way during the 10p-1a slot before the upcoming baseball season (remember, Cards back to KMOX this season), so that the late evenings can be used for post-game and caller reactions.  But they’re not showing Carney the door — They will let him stay at One Memorial so he can make the lateral move to Fresh Never Frozen 102.5, as their new morning drive “personality.”

Now, Jim Doyle never had any talent, either.  But he was classy in his untalentedness.  He had the kind of voice that made it more tolerable to listen to the “at work” station on your way to work, if that was your cup of tea.

But, IMHO, Carney is going exactly where he belongs.  Hell, he just might be able to fill in for Delilah on occasion.

Michael Moore is officially dumber than he looks.  What that means is that I have finally come to the conclusion that he is that dumb.

He must not realize that the NRA was founded after the WBTS because union soldiers were such poor shots, that the postwar Federal government feted the formation of an organization to help cure that little malady.

Oh, and Rachel Maddow?  You see what happened to Keith Olbermann last night.  Comcast has a special name for you — “Next.”

Someone sticks a gun in your face and wants you to give money to Obama.  In America, we call them the IRS.

*  Paul Ryan is going to give the “official” response to President Obama’s SOTU speech on Tuesday.  However, Michele Bachmann is going to have an alternate response, sponsored by the Tea Party Express.

I think her motivations for doing an unofficial response at the same time as the official response is as much Machiavellian as it is advancing public policy ideas — Bachmann is firing an arrow across Boehner’s bough.  Don’t go wobbly, John, ’cause look at what I can do, take about 90-100 House Republican members out of the Republican Party and give the gavel back to Nancy Pelosi.

Christiane Amanpour “logic” — The people who assassinated JFK and RFK in the 1960s had access to a weird form of physical manipulation, and were able to access the “vitriolic” media climate of five decades into the future through a wormhole, and allow that to work them up into a fit of rage and hate against people named Kennedy.

Comcast, buy ABC.  Quickly!

Considering the way he left this world, the name of the school he attended was tragically ironic.

 

And some headlines.

 

Reuters:  Exclusive: GE CEO says equal access in China crucial

Sure.  GE wants to sell 1.3 billion people the rope they’ll use to hang every last one of us.

4:  No arrests made after Eureka High School student brings rifle, bullets to school

KMOV’s motto:  If it doesn’t bleed, it leads.

5:  Sens. Durbin and Kirk to sit together during State of The Union

Why shouldn’t two Democrats sit together?

AP:  Feds arrest over 100 in NY-NJ mob takedown

The movie will hit the theaters in the summer of 2013.

Daily Mail:  Make me a movie star, Dad! Willow Smith ‘to play orphan Annie in remake’

Yeah, dad.  You just had to make a mockery of the Karate Kid franchise for your son, so fairness only demands that you sully something else for your daughter.

CNS:  Philadelphia Mayor: Federal Tax Dollars Should Be Used For City Projects

I wonder which city he’s thinking of.

KTVT-CBS-11 Dallas:  Proposed Bill Would Create Domestic Violence Registry

I am guessing it will rarely be needed to cross-reference with a wedding registry.

The Blaze:  New Tone: Joan Rivers Calls Sarah Palin a ‘Nazi,‘ Bristol ’Stupid’

C’mon Joan.  Go all the way.  Call the rest of her kids “Stupid Nazis.”





Skins

21 01 2011

KPIX-CBS-5 SF:

Oakland 2nd Graders Reportedly Engage In Sex Acts, Teacher Suspended

A teacher at Oakland’s Markham Elementary School has been suspended indefinitely after school officials said a pair of second-graders performed sex acts on each other in class – with the teacher present.

“I think everyone is taken aback over this shocking incident,” Troy Flint, the spokesman for the Oakland Unified School District, told CBS 5. “Of course, it is hard to understand how that could have occurred.”

Flint said the sex acts incident was one of two separate cases under investigation involving the teacher; both incidents occurred last week in the same classroom but he said they didn’t come to the attention of school officials until Wednesday.

In one case, several students apparently took off their clothes and were naked in the classroom. In the second incident, a boy and girl reportedly engaged in oral sex in front of their classmates.

Flint indicated that the suspended teacher, whose name was not released by the school district, was present for both of the incidents.

Rush reacts:

Is it really that hard to understand?  I will take you back to the early nineties out on Long Island.  Routinely parents were inviting high school kids into their homes to have sex rather than the backseat of the car because it’d be cleaner and safer.  The schools have been using cucumbers to demonstrate condom deployment and who knows what else. Liberal school officials have been opposed to abstinence, claiming, “Kids are gonna have sex anyway! You can’t stop ‘em.”  This is California.  I’m not being dishonest.  This does not surprise me.  Joycelyn Elders wanted to begin sex ed. in kindergarten, and she believed that masturbation was an appropriate form of birth control.  She wanted it taught.

You gotta demo it, folks, to teach it.  I mean, it got so bad that we were suggesting, “Why stop there? Why didn’t you just go ahead and give ‘em a room in the school? Get the school nurse to get a bed in there, get a nightstand, and put a pack of cigarettes on it for when they finish.”  I’m not kidding when I tell you this doesn’t surprise me.  This has a natural progression if it’s not stopped.  Let’s see: “[A] pair of second-graders performed sex acts on each other in class.” (interruption) Now, Snerdley — the well known sexologist, geologist, biologist — says, “But boys can’t work in the second grade.”  Tell that to this class. (interruption)  Who cares…? Snerdley, it doesn’t matter if technically anything worked.  (interruption)

The effort was clearly there? (interruption) Where are these kids getting it? (interruption)  You ever…? (interruption)  Well, now, you’re getting above my pay grade.  Snerdley, wants to know: “How do a boy and girl in the second grade know how to do it?”  What is a “Lewinsky”? (interruption)  Okay, a Lewinsky is oral sex — which, according to Clinton and a bunch of other people “is not really sex” because there’s no intercourse.  So what’s the big deal here anyway?  I’m just telling you what the left has said.  I’m just telling you it’s how they defended Clinton. “It’s not really sex.” Have you ever…? Snerdley, you watch movies and television shows.  You think second graders don’t get into R-rated movies or don’t see ‘em somehow, or worse?  Clearly these two knew what was going on — and the teacher.  I doubt that this was a learning exercise for the teacher.

So it seems to me all these students were doing was showing that they were paying attention in kindergarten sex ed class.

The first comment on the webpage of the local eyeball news website version of this story asked:

wt…??? oral sex between 2nd graders???

And as you can read, Rush’s Chief of Staff, Mr. Snerdley, said:

But boys can’t work in the second grade.

Time for some facts of life.

I was once a prepubescent boy.  A long time ago, granted, but I was once one.

Let me put it metaphorically — The car can be out on the driveway, and you can pop the hood open to look at the engine, but there’s no gas in the tank.

Even before puberty, boys can and do achieve that temporary increase in dimensions.  All the hard wiring for that is present — The blood vessels, the receptive nerves and sensors on the organ.  All puberty does is to get an adjoining feature of the anatomy to kick in with its plasma-based contribution as the denouement to that act.

So, what happened in that classroom is that the boy did indeed experience an increase in dimensions, and the girl did partake of the organ with her mouth.  The only difference is that the boy was too young to emit the plasma and achieve a real orgasm.





Thursday’s Junk

20 01 2011

*  Pardon me.  But you dismiss weed usage as a “choice” akin to picking out boxes of cereal in the supermarket, you advertise weed as having “medicinal value,” (when the medicinal compounds have already been isolated into a prescription drug called Marinol/Dronabinol), you support most if not all efforts to legalize the stuff and/or make it less of a criminal offense, you vote for politicians who will either de jure or de facto legalize it (Brown/Newsom/Harris), you want amnesty and open borders so that the peddlers and manufacturers of this stuff have easy passage across the fiction formerly known as the Mexican border, and you demand the increased neutering of law enforcement, under the guise of “civil rights,” to preclude the enforcement of the fewer and fewer laws concerning weed you would have left on the books.  And then you turn around and wonder why half the students in your high school are doing weed, such that you’re going to sell dope tests to parents for a quarter on the dollar.  It’s amazing to me that the whole damned school isn’t doing weed at this rate, it’s a miracle that it’s only half.

*  MTV has a new show called Skins.  It’s an American version of a British import, which purports to chronicle the sex lives of relatively well-to-do high school students from prosperous backgrounds.  In other words, it’s just like CW’s Gossip Girl, only with what is feared to be illegal depictions of the nudity and sexual relations of underage individuals.

If what they’re saying about Skins is true, then what grinds me is that it’s nowhere near true — High school students aren’t that hypersexual or promiscuous.  To the extent that today’s teenagers are perhaps looser in their personal conduct than they should be, Skins is only going to lure them into a false sense of superiority and smugness.  I think the same way about shows like Maury Povich — If you ever watch one of these shows, don’t you ever come away feeling better about yourself because your life isn’t as rotten as what you’ve seen in the last hour?  And if your life could stand to use some improvement, in all honesty, I think these shows like Maury and Springer and Wilkos (all of them come from the same Stamford, Connecticut studio now) subconsciously dissuade you from doing that, because you’re constantly being pumped with the baseline of the lowest common denominator.  In fact, you can let your personal situation slip a bit, and you won’t mind because you’re still better off than the average guest on one of those shows.  Most of whom are fake, IMHO.

The American public isn’t so receptive towards China as is the inside-the-beltway ruling class.  I think it might have something to do with the paucity of well paying manufacturing jobs in the United States, but that’s just a guess on my part.  Either way, us Americans can bitch all we want — As long as we keep running to Big Box Mart and shoveling up their China crap at those everyday low prices guaranteed, our actions will belie our words.

There is a bridge that goes over the Delaware river between Trenton, New Jersey and Morristown, Penn. with the neon letters, “Trenton Makes, The World Takes” alone one side of the structure.  The letters were added there about 100 years ago as a tribute to Trenton’s once upon a time manufacturing prowess — As Trenton was once within 75 miles of one-tenth of the country’s population, Trenton was once a good place to make things.  The sign is still there, but it might as well be a cruel joke — The only thing Trenton makes anymore is felony corruption indictments and phony politicians.  Now the slogan is China Makes, Wal-Mart Takes.

The Brett Favre of Australia.

The four-letter dumps almost a third of a gigabuck on the University of Texas to be the exclusive TV home of many of its sporting events.

Pardon me, but isn’t UT part of a conference?  Yeah, I know, it’s called the Greater University of Texas Conference, otherwise known as the Big 12 Minus 2.

This deal indicates to me that what’s left of the Big 12 isn’t long for this world.

*  This story involves a member of the last Rams team that went to the Super Bowl.

A Florida court is ordering that he hawk his conference championship ring in order make his ex-wife’s divorce lawyers happy.  He says that the “justice system is a farce.” Maybe to you, it is, but to your ex’s lawyers, it’s working just fine.  The only bright side is that Kurt Warner’s throwing arm thumb was all borked up that postseason, or you’d be having to sell a Super Bowl ring.

Wonderful.  Get back to me in five years with the test scores.  I’m guessing they won’t be so hot.

John Boehner’s favorables up 8, disfavorables down 9, since he became Speaker.  This means that about 8.5% of the people cry on a dime.





Overrated

20 01 2011

A half century ago today.

In spite of a lot of revisionist history on the part of lamestream conservatives and neo-cons, JFK was no “conservative,” especially for his day.  The neos and lamers of today make the same mistake (perhaps deceit) with JFK that they do with MLK — Taking a few words and policies out of context and transferring them onto themselves.  All it took for JFK to become a “conservative” in early 21st Century parlance was to say “ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country” 50 years ago today, and then reduce marginal income tax rates a few years later.

Other than that, JFK was a very solid liberal, on racial issues, on questions of nationalism vs internationalism in foreign policy, his desire for “immigration reform,” i.e. dismantling race-based immigration restrictions, and on most other things.  His famous “ask not” quote is belied by all the social welfare programs he wanted, which, along with the civil rights and voting rights acts and immigration changes he wanted, couldn’t be implemented until he was assassinated and LBJ, with his finely honed political skills, ascended to the Presidency.  But make no mistake — What LBJ pushed through is what JFK wanted.

That JFK had a Clintonesque level of personal morality is no longer disputed.  The only difference between 1961 and 1998 is that the Drudge Report didn’t exist in 1961.

And the inauguration whose 50th anniversary we’re “celebrating” was based on a stolen Presidential election, something the mainstream media also readily admit.  Missouri and Illinois were the key states, I’m sad to say.  The right kind of corrupt unions and associated mob gangsters were powerful enough in Chicago, St. Louis and Kansas City to stuff the boxes just enough to put JFK over the top.

They speak of the Kennedys as a “dynasty.”  Except only one Kennedy was President, for about two and three-quarters years.  The Bushes are more of a dynasty.  Had HRC won the Democrat nomination in 2008, she surely would have won the White House, and the Clintons would be more of a dynasty than the Kennedys.  That’s the main reason I think Ted Kennedy endorsed Obama from the get-go, mainly to keep Hillary from winning and the Clintons from being a more important family in the history of the Democrat Party than his own.

After JFK was assassinated, there was a lot of finger-pointing at the right wing, as Dallas was a supposed “hotbed of right-wing extremism.”  There are two main pieces of evidence against the assassination of JFK being such a conspiracy:  First, he was weak, and unable to get much of his agenda through Congress, and as it turned out, his being assassinated was the best thing that happened to his agenda, as it installed the political expert that was one heartbeat away all the time, and Two, JFK’s opponent in 1960 was Richard Nixon, who would have done pretty much the same thing had he won — Proof of that is that Nixon actually got to be President later on, and far from reversing the Great Society, the plastered-over LBJ rebranding of JFK’s “New Frontier,” Nixon moved it forward, only at a slower and more sly pace.





Baskerville, District of Columbia

20 01 2011

They keep telling us that the ObamaCare repeal bill, passed in the House yesterday, doesn’t matter, because Harry Reid will sit on it, and even if it should somehow pass the Senate, President Obama will veto it.

Yet, for a bill that “doesn’t matter” or is “such a waste of time,” there is sure a lot of Democrat barking at it.

What gives?

Answer:  Don’t be so sure that it won’t see the light of day in the Senate.  Even if Reid stuffs it in a drawer, there are parliamentary tricks to sneak it out of the drawer and onto the floor.  A bunch of “blue wave” supposedly moderate Senate Democrats elected in 2006, such as McCaskill, Tester and Webb, are up next year, and most Senate Republicans will be on record supporting repeal, especially some moderate types worried about a Tea Party primary challenger.  I predict it will come to the floor and come to a vote, and it’s just as likely to pass as to fail.  If it passes, then Obama will veto.

But that’s exactly what the Democrats and moderate Republicans don’t want — They don’t want to go on record supporting or opposing repeal, because they know they’ll take hell from one side or another.  That’s why they didn’t want the House to pass the repeal bill at all.  And I’m sure Obama doesn’t want the headache of re-affirming his own support for his own bill, because we’re coming up on the Presidential campaign season, and the video of him vetoing the repeal bill will be red meat for a lot of Republicans.





Man, I Feel Like a Woman (Today’s Headlines)

19 01 2011

CNS:  Homeland Security Dept. Cannot ‘Precisely’ Track the Number of Foreigners Working in U.S. on H-1B Visas

They can’t precisely track the documented, yet we’re supposed to believe that they can precisely track the undocumented.

San Francisco Chronicle:  Arnold Schwarzenegger: Being Guv cost me $200 million

It did cost us a lot more.

Ben Maller:  Kim Kardashian photoed in bed with NBA player

I think she’s been in bed with EVERY NBA player, except Blake Griffin.

Dan Stein:  Bush Calls for More Immigration

This is the one and only time when I would say that less Bush is better.

CNS:  China to Purchase $45B in US Exports

Which will come right back to us in a year as a trillion dollars worth of manufactured goods, the profits evenly split between the Chinese war machine and Wal*Mart

Conservative Times:  Democrats risk losing Southern Whites, says civil rights leader

A little late to the party, aren’t you?

CNS:  Rep. John Lewis Says Declaration’s ‘Pursuit of Happiness’ Language and 14th Amendment Authorize Congress to Force People to Buy Health Insurance

That’s the aforementioned “civil rights leader” above, so it’s obvious that those beatings he took from white people as a young man knocked something in his brain out of place.

CNS:  Jets’ Holmes Calls Polamalu ‘Greatest’ He’s Seen

I guess whoever this “Holmes” is, he needs a haircut, too.

Malkin:  MSNBC Brainiacs: Arizona Should Secede Because They Don’t Recognize MLK Day

Arizona seceding AND not recognizing MLK Day?  That’s better than two orgasms during sex — All I can say is, in the immortal words of Shania Twain, “Man, I feel like a woman.”





Wednesday’s Wobegons (Hu Dat?)

19 01 2011

Right.

Right again.

Hu tells Obama to take his “human rights” whining and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine (i.e. not in a Chinese factory city at noon on a sunny day):

WASHINGTON (AFP) – Chinese President Hu Jintao acknowledged on Wednesday that a great deal more needed to be done on human rights in his country, but also stressed “national circumstances” were different in China.

(snip)

“China recognizes and also respects the universality of human rights but at the same time we do believe that we do need to take into account the different national circumstances when it comes to human rights,” he said.

Uh oh, sounds like someone doesn’t exactly believe in racial equality.  Hu dat?

“Human Rights” — It might be Stuff White People Like, but it’s stuff that hardly any other kind of people do.

This is depressing — No Republican who is seriously considered to be a Presidential contender next year has higher than a C grade from NumbersUSA — They all range between C and D-.  However, since the incumbent President has an F-, the only thing you can say for the GOPers is that they find it easy to improve on zero.  Jim DeMint has a lifetime A, but I think he’s a Presidential contender only in my wishful thinking.

*  It is fashionable in certain right-wing circles (I won’t mention names) to bash and trash the Tea Party Movement, because they are supposed “hypocrites” for denouncing Obama’s reckless domestic spending but not Bush’s reckless military spending a few years ago.  The common refrain is, “Where were you…blah blah blah.”  The only response I could make, and I have not yet because it’s only a premonition and, until now, not backed up with any real evidence, is that most of the people comprising today’s TPM were so upset in the latter Bush years, but, just as frogs boiling in a pot of water won’t jump out unless you crank up the burner, it took the “burner being cranked up” in the election of Barack H. Obama II as President, then his eventual agenda, in order to get the “frog to jump out.”  But it’s not like the water wasn’t getting hot before the burner was cranked out.

And here I finally have some evidence to back me up.

My only warning about this piece is that Grover Norquist’s opposition to continued involvement in Afghanistan has nothing to do with fiscal responsibility — He’s a big time Muslim panderer, was that way before 9/11, and continuted to be even after 9/11 — He somehow has the LSD-induced delusion that Muslims can be the racial minority “savior” of the GOP.  So ignore that nutcase.

*  Huh?  Where does the notion that college students are “underfed” and rely on string bean food budgets buying cheap sustenance come from?  Why does the idea still flourish even if it ever was true?  Almost all full time college students, and many part time ones, have meal plans.  Hell, most of those are eating so much that the real worry is the “Freshman 15,” the extra weight that most college freshmen pick up during their first semester of freedom.  (For the record, I actually went the other direction — I unloaded some unneeded pounds once I started college, because it was easier for me to work out than it had been in high school or middle school.)

Needless to say, I agree with this writer.  The only theory I can come up with that might explain the situation, other than what this writer posits, is that since it’s happening at UC-Davis, near Sacramento, in California, that Hispanic somehow factors into it.

The money finding from this poll:  87% don’t trust city government to control the SLPD.  Yet, every time there’s a non-binding resolution put to city voters about this issue, it passes.  What gives?

Lazy Clay and the Mrs. officially untie the knot.  In passing, we find out that there is a William Lacy Clay III, who is evidently under 18, as his and his sister’s custody was a bone of contention in this divorce.

That means we’ve also found out the name of the next Congressman from the Congressional district that is about to encompass just about all of St. Louis City and most of North St. Louis County.

*  Annoy a nanny state know-it-all do-gooder liberal:  Patronize a St. Louis City establishment that allows smoking, even if you’re a non-smoker.

After all, Nancy Pelosi expects smokers to fund childrens’ health care.

There was a murder at a nudie joint over on the East Side called Club Peek-a-Boo last night.  What happened is that some thug peeked in, saw “Boo,” and then kilt him.

Little Lulu was my mother’s favorite cartoon while growing up.  Luckily, it was so long ago that the ‘toons are now public domain, and therefore freely (and “legally”) available online, and also you can sometimes find them on dollar DVDs inside either dollar stores or the dollar aisles of larger stores.  Every time I see one, I buy it and give it to my mother.

Shame on you, Shaq.  Would you compete against a seven-year old girl in a boxing match?

To think, Joe Arpaio once trusted him to enforce the law in his county.  Even Joe Arpaio gets things wrong on occasion.

Cameron Diaz has a crack problem.

These two stories and the DM’s pix are mainly about her, but I notice that A-Rod is starting to sprout a gut.  Now, he’s two years older than your blogmeister, and this is probably proof that he’s not shooting up testosterone, because the budding gut is a symptom of the inevitable decline that all us guys in our 30s experience in the natural production of that horomone.  You know he’s physically active, yet he’s still getting the gut anyway.

That sound you hear is that of me trying to stop time.





Revenge of the Irish (Today’s Headlines)

18 01 2011

Drudge:  CABLE NEWS WARS: HANNITY BEATS THE BRIT!

It won’t make up for centuries of British occupation of Ireland, but it’s a start :)

AP:  After tragedy, Ariz. lawmakers eye more gun rights

True dat, I’m for gun rights.  But is that even possible?

Daily Mail:  The Big Mac Daddy: Former world’s fattest man is wooing TWO women at once

I can understand how he can make two women at the same time — He’s so big that one woman would never see the other.

ABC:  FBI: Pipe Bomb Found On [Spokane, Wash.] MLK Parade Route

So it was a bomb, and it was on the MLK parade route.  You can bet the fundraising letters are already pouring out of Montgomery, Alabama as you read this.

CNS:  Obama Administration Warns, ‘129 Million Americans With a Pre-Existing Condition Could Be Denied Coverage Without New Health Reform Law’

Meaning life is a pre-existing condition.

Slashdot:  Comcast-NBC Merger Approved By FCC

The good news is that there won’t be any hangups about keeping NBC affiliates on Comcast cable systems.  The bad news is that nobody’s watching NBC.

Ben Maller:  Study: Thousands of sports fans leave events drunk

You don’t say.








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