An income tax rate that just went up, by and by.
American State Department shocked to find a country in this world that enforces its immigration laws.
In other words, they should teach them how not to fight, and how to loaf around and be sitting ducks for the sort of people whom we used to call “enemies,” but we now have to refer to as “insurgents” out of PC because they’re non-white. Why have an Army then?
Daily Mail: Somali pirates accused of killing four Americans could face death penalty in U.S.
I’d much rather them face the death penalty in Somalia.
What took him so long? I’m surprised we’re already not up to our asses in ‘em.
I don’t care what it is. If it’s something that both Schumer and Bloomberg are against, it’s probably something that we should all be for.
He was worried that too many Alan Harper puns would dog his campaign.
They’re involved in a vast and evil conspiracy to leave you alone and save you money.
Time for skillet control, and bans on assault skillets and high capacity handles.
Raider prosthesis raided. LOL at 11.
NYP: CNN ousts Kathleen Parker from ‘Parker Spitzer’
Spitz without the ditz.
When you see a man in McDonalds garb coming at you, run for your life. When you see men coming at you at a McDonalds-themed car, speed for your life:
UK Telegraph: Goggles banned at school swimming lessons
Sure, they might dangerous to wear in an environment totally unnatural for humans.
A guy named Weiner can’t stand the sight of a dick.
John Thune body double!
“I’m black and I play soccer. Traffic tickets are only for the little honkies.”