Fun With “Head” Lines

29 03 2011

Paul Thurrott:  IDC: Windows Phone to Be Number-Two Smartphone by 2015

I’ve used Windows Phone, albeit briefly.  I would already characterize it as Number Two.

Gateway Pundit:  Barack Obama: We Want Illegal Aliens to Succeed

I want illegal aliens to succeed, too.  In their home countries.

Daily Mail:  Buy one, get gun free: Radio Shack in Montana offering free firearm to those who sign up for Dish Network TV

Oh I see.  If you can’t find Gunsmoke on any one of Dish Network’s channels, you can always make your own.

Daily Mail:  University of Chicago student ‘hook up’ website expands to include other colleges

That’s how Facebook got started.  I wonder if “headbook.com” is taken — If not, I think I’ll squat on it.

John Lott:  Libyan War cost at least $600 million in First Week

Imagine all the food and health care $600 million a week could buy.  You know, there used to be a political party that always said things like that.

5:  Scoop! Perez Hilton has deal for children’s book

Look on the bright side — Children are a lot more sophisticated these days.  Some of them are even sperminated.

Mark Levin:  Schumer To Fellow Dems: I’ve Been “Instructed” To Call GOP “Extreme”

Hell, “extreme” is the only word in his vocabulary.

San Antonio Express-News:  Terrorists might be among us

That’s because the Republocrats keep letting them immigrate in.

Pundit Press:  Obama Libya Speech Scheduled To Accommodate ‘Dancing With The Stars’

The choice was listening to Obama drone on about being “clear” yet confusing the hell out of all of us even more, or watching the lard tub they call Kirstie Alley prance around like a damned fool.  Luckily, my remote has a power button.


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