I’m one notch away from meeting my last Constitutional qualification to be President of the United States. And yes, I do have the birth certificate to prove it.
Unfortunately, a year from today, I’ll still be missing several hundred million dollars of liquid assets, and also the credibility of having won a statewide public office. Those informal qualifications.
Aside from her “morning” present to me, (use your imagination – I’ll give you a hint – It involved being spanked 34 times), my red-headed g/f’s other present to me requires me to leave work at noon. I’m guessing Cardinals opening day tickets.
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