And Then There Were Headlines…

1 04 2011

People:  Prince William Won’t Wear a Wedding Band

All I can conclude is that he’s planning on having affairs with the dumbest broads in England — I mean, who doesn’t know what Prince William looks like and that he’s about to get hitched?

Drudge:  JUDGE JUDY HEALTH SCARE: STARTED TALKING GIBBERISH

Okay, so what’s Obama’s excuse?

5:  Manhole covers snatched off East St. Louis streets

That’s it.  There’s nothing left in ESL to steal.

P-D:  Suspect found hiding in trash bin after St. Louis chase

Was the suspect sending a subliminal message about himself?  The cops should have left him there.

5:  Suspects crash into police car to avoid capture

Now there’s a good way to lay low from the long arm of the law — Crash into a cop car.

HillBuzz:  PETA wants the Bible rewritten so that animals have more respect.

See, I’ve been telling you God should have consulted with PETA before inspiring people to write His words on paper.

Daily Mail:  Photos of naked college sex romp ‘were never meant to go viral’ claims student who snapped the tryst

I can think of a couple other things that went viral thanks to these two.

WND:  Study shows ‘Islamophobia’ in U.S. a myth

More like a hoax.

Schlafly:  Must 5th Graders Learn Arabic?

It would help, since the schools want them to be Muslims.

Chronicle of Higher Ed:  Obama’s Approval Rating Rises Among College Students

Within a few weeks, we’ll find out that drug usage is doing the same.

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