Fun With Sunday Headlines

3 04 2011

You’ll have to read this one yourself.

Chicago Tribune:  Farrakhan defends Libya’s Gadhafi as ‘brother’

And Obama wants Gadhafi gone.  So for Farrakhan, it’s bros before Os.

Hot Air:  Bad news: Rand Paul outsmarts, embarrasses slow-witted Democrat

The bad news is that they don’t tell you which slow-witted Democrat it was in the headline.

Yahoo:  Why North Dakota May Be the Best State in the Country to Live In

Oil and white people.

Atlanta Journal-Constitution:  Oregon cops hope classical music deters loiterers

I know what they want to do.  Believe me, country music will work better.

CNS:  [Martin] Sheen To Brief Congress on Drug Courts

Yeah and I’m sure Gabriel Capone once led a campaign against organized crime.

CNS:  Las Vegas Embraces Mob Roots With New Attractions

Lemme guess — A theater showing Sinatra movies 24/7.

CNS:  HUD Secretary: No Other President in History ‘Better Understands’ Need for Public Housing Than Obama

Yeah, because we’re paying for him, his wife, his daughters and his mother-in-law to live in some nice public housing right now!  (Hopefully the lease expires January 20 after next)

Daily Mail:  Teacher suspended over Facebook post calling her six-year-old students ‘future criminals’

The school is half black and half Hispanic.  She’s not far off from the truth.  The school does have a vibrant chapter of the FFA (Future Felons of America).


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