They can jump well enough to win a championship and a Finals MVP, versus that “superteam” that all took their talents to South Beach. Plus Dirk was the regular season league MVP in 2007.
Yeah, I know his tastes in women is suspect. But believe me, when Stern announced him as the Finals MVP, I got up and sang, “Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles.”
As for the quitter/loser, he’s telling his critics to get a life, while he enjoys his millions. Yeah, maybe we do need lives, and maybe you can enjoy your millions, but that’s not the point. The point of all this, and the point our new found dislike of you has to do with a sentence that billions of people on Earth as part of three major religious faiths take as the inspired words of an otherworldly omnipotent omniscient entity. Proverbs 22:1 — “A good reputation is to be chosen rather than great riches.”
Dewey Defeats Truman. Remember, that iconic photo of President Truman holding up the issue of the Chicago Tribune which had that ultimately incorrect headline took place at St. Louis Union Station.
I did joke last July about this sort of thing. I guess someone took it a little too seriously.
Turns out someone was able to take their talents and their championship trophy to South Beach after all, and literally to South Beach.
UPDATE 6/14: Some LOLs.
