The Hat Covereth No Brain (Today’s Headlines)

7 08 2011

Bare Naked Islam:  FAA issues pilot licenses to 27 on Terrorist Watch List!

See, we’re just a bunch of ignorant rubes who don’t understand the beauty of this plan.  I bet it’s all some sort of clever law enforcement sting to catch the real bad guys.  Just like Fast & Furious.

Big Gov’t:  Leftist Activists Convince Eric Holder’s DOJ to Set Violent Marxist Free

After all, there is a tenured professorship in Chicago waiting for him.

Daily Mail:  Video gamers play to ‘adopt a new identity and experience superpowers’

Try using that as a pick-up line in a bar or a club.  She’ll throw her drink in your face and tell you to crawl back into your parent’s basement.

P-D:  Missouri sales tax holiday kicks off; long lines at Apple

Sad, just sad.  People waste their only three days of sales tax free shopping at the iCabal.

CNN:  Helping veterans find civilian jobs is focus of new Obama initiative

I thought returning veterans were all potential domestic terrorists.

Chicago Tribune:  Prosecutors: Dispute over hat led to slaying

They love hats so much but have no brains underneath.

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