Crud State: The Blueprint: How the Democrats Won Colorado (and Why Republicans Everywhere Should Care)
Don’t waste your time. Nary a word about race or immigration or Hispanics.
FNC: Colorado School Comes Under Fire for Hanging Saudi Flag Higher Than American Flag
He who pumps the oil calls the tune.
New Geography: The Golden State Is Crumbling
Gee, I thought our diversity was our strength.
UK Telegraph: Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex
Her alternative would have been having sex with a Frenchman on a regular basis, which is a real cause for monetary damages.
Daily Mail: Beached 15-ton baby whale is saved and returned to its mother after gruelling EIGHT-hour rescue
The kid weights 15 tons, makes me wonder how much the parents weigh.
FNC: San Francisco May Pass Public Nudity Restrictions
Say it ain’t so! That would be like Texas limiting church construction. Note the name of the man making this proposal.
NYDN: Arkansas weatherman Brett Cummins found in hot tub with naked dead man wearing ‘dog collar’: police
In related news, applications to meteorology schools from San Francisco addresses have gone way up.
5: Stephen Patrick McClure pleads guilty to not registering as sex offender
For the rest of his life, he’ll have to register as a non-registering sex offender.
5: Man caught smoking dope in KC casino rescued after jumping in river
If Kansas City ever got the Summer Olympics, jumping in the river after smoking weed inside a casino would become an Olympic event, just to sell tickets to the locals.
The Hill: [Scott] Brown: ‘Uncle Omar’ should be deported
So should Nephew Barack, but that’s jus’ me.
FNC: Pelosi Peeved Republicans Opt Out of Rebuttal to Obama Speech
How to be racist: Don’t criticize a black President.
MSNBC: Trying to track the IHOP gun’s path from China
But not trying to track the IHOP killer’s path from Mexico.
