WTAE-ABC-4 Pittsburgh: State Police: 5 Amish Men Assault Girls
It’s been a long time since an official police report said that suspects in a sexual assault fled the scene on horseback.
NYP: [George] Carlin’s fans, family petition city to rename block in his honor
The only way to truly honor the late George Carlin in New York City is to name seven different blocks in his honor, one word at a time.
FNC: Group Calls to Ban Pledge of Allegiance at Massachusetts Schools, Citing No Educational Value
Using that standard, they might as well close most of the schools.
Volokh: The Puzzle of Black Women’s Marriage Patterns
Sorry, can’t do a credible study with such a low sample size.
Muncie (Ind.) Star-Press: Many [Ball State University] freshmen unclear why they are in college
It’ll all become clear when Ball State and the University of South Carolina play a football or basketball game.
KNTV-NBC-11 SF: [San Jose] Coffee Shop Cited for Nude Waitresses
The nudity I can handle. Five bucks for a latte, now there’s the real crime.
Daily Mail: Postal workers refuse to deliver Bible recordings because the CDs are ‘offensive’
Muslim letter carriers?
LAT: San Diego power outage causes massive rush-hour gridlock
What explains the massive rush-hour gridlock every other day?
Daily Mail: Security firm Blackwater makes a killing on Xbox war game where players are mercenaries
Remember the good ole days, when you had to pretend to be a real soldier under the aegis of a fictional government in order to kill people in video games? Ahh, innocence.
NYP: [Plaxico] Burress takes direct aim at Coughlin, Manning and fans
Fear not. His aim isn’t any good.
